Stop and smell the flowers

[justformemes]

The Sex Pollen Meme

This is a highly sexual and somewhat dangerous meme! Many if not all options are potentially triggering. Please use your best judgment before participating.

1. Comment with your character, putting their name, canon, and any prefs (e.g. women only, not #4, AU, aged up, etc.) in the subject line and/or comment.
2. When other characters tag in, they'll use this handy RNG (1-9) to pick an option from the list below.
3. Have fun, sex peeps up, ???, profit.

Options:

1. The Slutty One: When you're sprayed with this pollen, all you wanna do is bang. All inhibitions go out the window—if you don't get some orgasms pumping out, your whole world is gonna end. Seduction, debasement, that's what this option's all about. Do whatever it takes to get that sweet, sweet satisfaction.

2. The Violent One: This pollen makes you wanna bang, sure, but it also makes you pissed as fuck. Everything's painted in red—the anger's overwhelming. Whoever you see next? That's who's taking the full force of your assault. You don't know if you wanna punch 'em or kiss 'em, but something's gonna happen.

3. The Soulmate One: There's only one person the pollen is driving you to find, driving you to romance, driving you to be with — biblically. And maybe it's not someone you want to be this attracted to, but your mind/body/spirit—everything's saying yes. Even if your sensibility alone says no. Time to hunt out your soulmate and convince them this is destiny.

4. The Touch-based One: This pollen works a tad differently from the others. Instead of dousing an individual and making them need, it waits until they've touched someone. It could be the slightest brush of fingertips, it could be a kiss from an already willing lover. Whatever it is, the pollen's activated, and there's no going back. Every touch feels a little bit better than the last.

5. The Possessive One: This sex pollen is the lovechild of options 2 and 3 — a pollen that makes you crazy about that one particular person. You've gotta have them, protect them, own the moment. There's no one you'd rather be 'sharing' this with, and no one they're allowed to. Jealousy and need taken to the highest level.

6. The Snuggly One: The lightest of all the sex pollens, this variety just asks for some good, snuggly fun. Not necessarily vanilla, but definitely kinder. A hug can be just as good as a handjob if it's from the right person. Kinda.

7. The Hallucinogenic One: Whooooa, man. This is a trip. Nothing's looking quite right, the sky is purple, the ground is pitch black, and the person in front of you looks like your latest wet dream. This pollen clogs the mind and leaves its victim feeling high and confused. What a predicament.

8. The Animalistic One: Speaking of dulled down thought processes—this pollen has removed all of them. Nary a one remains, because now you're pure animal, living in the moment, looking for a mate. Your ability to speak in more than hisses and growls and monosyllabic conversation's been compromised. Let's hope it passes.

9. Wild Card: Mixup, mashup, do whatever you like.

Comments

Cable - Marvel Comics - M/F

[mutant_messiah]

thor (mcu) m/f

[tordn]

[ ooc: i'm mostly interested in playing out 1, 3, 4, 5, and 8. ]

[strippernameserendipity]

[I could see any except 8 with this girl. Claudia has a bit of a thing for playing with lightning...]

Loretta | OC | F/F

[call_me_captain]

Hela | Thor: Ragnarok | f/m

[helapowerful]

Asami Sato | Legend of Korra | F/F

[satoriginal]

[Mostly going for #1 here, but I can be talked into anything except #2.]

1, I love the idea of Seto being dommed too.

[onigirl]

[The Spirit World was a strange place. It held a lot of surprises for any woman trapped there. For instance, these strange roses ringing a pool of golden clay-like mud.

Over the years, the pollen from these roses had saturated the ooze, turning any woman that touched it into a love-starved seductress.]

"Hmmm? Oh, my. I dare say I've stumbled into quicksand..."

[Seto was a business rival of Asami's, and despite being old enough to be the dark-haired girl's mother, Seto nonetheless respected Asami's business acumen. Of course, things got complicated when both women got sucked into a rogue Spirit World portal during a...private meeting between the two.

The two women sought a way to escape, but now Seto it seems had fallen into this love-trap.]

"...Spirits! This odd substance is making feel so...needy."

[Seto ran her hands all over her body, pushing against the loose kimono she wore. The green-haired woman did a hair toss before looking at Asami with pure lust.]

"Alas, this 'awful' mud keeps me from moving. I'm so helpless, and I think I'm even starting to sink." [Seto's voice turns to a seductive purr.] "Please help me, Asami. I'll do anything if you do..."

barry allen (earth-2) | the flash

[commanderspecs]

Caitlin Snow | The Flash

[snowandfrost]

Take your pick, not number choosy :D

[noblecaptain]

Steve blinked as he stared down at the strange plant in front of him. He'd only been doing as he was told. He had accompanied Tony to the StarLab, because everyone insisted Tony shouldn't go alone. He really didn't relish what might happen when Tony and Wells started comparing the size of their technologies.

"Take the plant to Caitlin," he muttered. It was just an excuse to get him out of the lab and Steve knew it. While he couldn't speak tech like Tony or Bruce, he hated it when Tony left him out of things. If it was a fight, he would be begging for Steve to have his back.

He'd placed the plant on the table, blinking at it. "Uh, Caitlin," he had called out, just before he got a face full of pollen. Steve jumped back, slamming into the wall as he started to cough.

"Oh. Darn."

Casey // OC // OTA

[local_sexpert]

[Surprise me!]

Hei | Darker Than Black | M/F

[legitlessgrump]

Remilia Scarlet (aged up) | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

[Optional starter for Prompt 1...]
[ Remilia Scarlet was usually quite happy to entertain guests, and more than happy to show off her well kept garden...

But this was not ordinary garden, was it. Many of the plants were very rare, and some of those just happened to be youkai plants. There's warning signs next to them for a reason people! So it's understandable that finding her guest about to sniff one of the youkai flowers is cause for alarm. ]

Don't get so close you idiot!

[ She yanks them back, but it was too late, the flower belches pollen all over not just Remilia's guest, but Remilia herself as well.

Damn it... it's affecting her already... ]

[fiery_liger]

Well, she's a curious cat, sniffing and watering the flowers in her garden. As she was being yanked back, she coughed on the pollen dust, and breathe it in. Too late.

"Ahhh, Lady Remillia, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Please forgive me!"

There's a heavy blushed over Arietta's cheeks. "Ah...Lady Remillia...? I don't feel so good..." Rubbing her legs together, feeling the warm tingles and slowly getting wet, she hugged her Mistress tightly, feeling her own nipples tighten from the pleasure. With a heavy purr because she's a liger monstergirl by nature. "Did I ever tell you how much I love you?"

She licks Remillia's cheeks, softly meowing, seeking her affection as she clings onto her arm, pressing her soft boobs on her arms. With a soft giggle and meow, she gently kisses her on the cheeks and nuzzles on her arm.

Cor Leonis - Final Fantasy XV - Open to Anyone

[immortalmarshal]

((Interested in 1, 3 thru 6, and 9 on Cor's end. Feel free to match and mix in your replies)

Cloud Strife | FFVII (crisis core) | m/m

[backwatertrooper]

[I'm interested in 1, 3, 4 and 6 if Cloud/both of them are affected, add 5 and 8 if the other person is.]

[jenovaslegacy]

Often, when ShinRa sent its First Class SOLDIERs away on silly little missions like this it was only to keep them from getting stir-crazy in peacetime. Sometimes it was for political reasons, reinforcing the corporate presence to those in the backwoods. This time it was probably motivated by the urgent need to isolate the two most valuable assets from the sea of deserters, possibly also an attempt to quarantine them from whatever had begun afflicting the others physically.

The General's mind was preoccupied with these thoughts as he systematically took down whatever monsters crossed their path. He didn't bother holding back to allow Zack a chance to get more experience, didn't demonstrate any proper small-group tactics, didn't do anything to include their low-ranking babysitters in the experience. Casting resurrection spells on the troops as necessary and ignoring them otherwise, he absentmindedly dealt death to all comers. If the targets were proper soldiers then maybe they would try something clever, but these were nothing but mindless animals. He might as well have been assigned to cut the grass on the front lawn of the deserted mansion outside of town.

Possibly in direct retaliation for the grass cutting notion, one of the innocuous-looking plants curled a tendril around a trooper's ankle and yanked him off his feet. If Sephiroth hadn't been so lost in thought he would have been able to cut him free before it could pull him completely off the path and toward the side of the cliff. Too late for that. The General frowned and addressed the rest of his squad. "Wait here."

A running jumping slash, followed by catching the free-falling trooper around the waist in mid-air and landing neatly on a flower-covered ledge below, was all it took to rescue him. Now Sephiroth looked up the cliffside and contemplated how best to get them back to the rest of the group. Though he didn't realize it, by the time Sephiroth lowered the infantryman to the ground so he could stand on his own two feet it was already too late.

Captain Jack Harkness l Doctor Who/Torchwood l ota

[captainspain]

[Have fun with him!]

RNG says 7

[coyote_walking]

"Holy...." Mercy stared at the guy coming towards her on the pink wavy grass. He maybe looked familiar, though her mind wasn't quite grasping very much at the moment.

And he smelled amazing.

She couldn't help but reach out and touch him, sliding her hand up his arm and just maybe around to the back of his neck and under the collar.

"You are incredibly sexy."

Stephen Strange l MCU l OTA

[drnotmister]

Dice gods say 2

[fightingboston]

[ Colleen is no stranger to rage. It is under her skin and in her blood every single day. She is both a warrior born to a higher purpose and a woman who wants to scream into the unjust night. ]

What the fuck was that for?

[ Her lips curl back in a snarl. Stephen may have just gotten in her way. She doesn't know him. She just knows that there is a sword in that ancient grave that she needs. It's the only weapon that she has found that can help put down an ancient foe of her ancestors that has slipped from it's prison.

Of course she was tapped to go fight it. She had done all the background research she could before coming out this way. Her blood is howling in her ears right now. This annoyingly handsome man better get out of the way. And take the weird smelling vines with him. Getting pollen spewed in her face and on her clothing wasn't how Colleen wanted to spend her day. ]

Doesn't matter. Stay outta my way. I don't have time for you. [ Her fist clenches as she says that. He looks oh so punchable. Maybe he can take a hit? ]

The Doctor l Doctor Who l ota

[sonicseverything]

4 which is perfect

[bigbadrose]

[ooc: Because I was all "DOES SHE KNOW IT'S HIM? WHAT DO?"]

Hallo! [Waggles fingers cheerily.] You always grumpy or just a rough day, yeah? Can I buy you a drink? Lend an ear and all that. Misery loves company.

Gabriel Reyes | OW | m/m

[exteriorize]

[Open to p much all of them, feel free to PM if you'd like to discuss before starting. Blackwatch era]

tyki mikk | d.gray-man | ota

[teased]

Frederica Irving 🦌 Etrian Odyssey Untold 🦌 f/f

[voltrounds]

[Don't you hate it when you run into that one random enemy that doesn't actually use any damaging attacks but it inflicts confusion on all your characters?]

fjord | critical role | ota

[barnaculled]

[ he is a half-orc from a DnD kind of setting but I'm fine for AUing this into some sort of modern urban fantasy setting if that works best! human AU is available too. ]

Re: fjord | critical role | ota

[fuckingburned]

[Yo, if you're up for dealing with a violent, fire-loving demon from a crazy school, this sounds like a fun meme to crash into! I'm cool with AUing or going into either of their respective fandoms/settings. There's information about Damien's world in his journal under "Warnings" (for a reason) if you'd like to get a rundown.

As for the prompts, mostly feeling 1, 2, 4, 5, and 8, but I'm open to all of them if you want to tackle another.]

Alec Lightwood | The Mortal Instruments | M/M

[strongest_faith]

[ooc: I'm up for any of them, but particularly 1, 3, or 4. Happy to have him be the one dosed or not.]

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

cassian andor || rogue one || m/f

[rebellionbuilt]

[ooc: tentatively ota sw canonmates.]

Roronoa Zoro | One Piece | Very Much OTA

[demoncutter]

[ Especially interested in 2, 4, 5 & 8. I'm hard to squick, have fun. ]

2 pffft :3

[kijinosairai]

Timing is everything, and right now there's one (1) unsuspecting, blissfully oblivious Hozuki sauntering up the path. It's nice, bright and sunny outside and Mangetsu's got the day off. Or two, maybe. It depends on whether someone royally fucked up somewhere and they needed him (again) to clean up somebody else's mess.

Either way, it's a good day to be off duty, and he's taken it upon himself to get out there and find a nice clearing to practice some new moves. He's never really cared for flowers any other day, but it looked like somebody upchucked a rainbow. It's hard to miss, really. So he's taking the time to stop and admire everything around him, too.

...Including that awkwardly placed round bush that looks like it ought to belong in the sea. Or in an aquarium. What's it doing outside? What kind of dumb gardener put it there to die? Wait, why is it moving? It looks a lot like marimo, and he probably should let it be, but hey, he feels like poking and prodding today among other things. Because it most likely wasn't marimo.

So he makes his way over, close enough to figure out just what - or who - exactly he's looking at. --Because apparently it's some guy wearing a moss-ball for hair. Wait, that was his hair.

...Also, were those swords? Mangetsu's suddenly on alert.

And well, he should be. He's lingered in plain sight for longer than four seconds, oops.

"What's this, camouflage day?" Normal people would say hello but what's normal, really?

Mr. Wrench | Fargo | OTA

[deafhitman]

[Especially interested in 4, 5, and 6, but I'm up for any of them!]

Wanda Maximoff | MCU | m/f

[wandaful]