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[commemeorate]

the Oregon Trail

You are now traveling the Oregon Trail. Starting from Independence, Missouri, your quest is to make it from there all the way to Oregon armed with nothing more than a shotgun and your wits.

Accompanying you are your friends, your family, and other things like oxen. Together, you'll either overcome the trials and reach your destination, or die trying.



If you've never played the Oregon Trail, you can do so here.

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i haven't done all of botw so if i get the details wrong thts why

[reverse_changeling]

[Purah put a number of functions and applications on Link's Sheikah Slate, including a few games that she told Link she'd give a prize if they managed to beat one. Now the last was Hyrulean Highroad. Link had fiddled with the different starting options before deciding to try it with Revali. Couldn't be that hard, right?

So Link set up a new file with six players: Link, Zelda, Mipha, Urbosa, Daruk, and Dickbutts.]

[123voicetesting]

[...look, Revali wouldn't be doing this if the others hadn't effectively ganged up on him to try and get along better with Link and be more of a team player, but here he was.

And here he is, eyes narrow as he watches Link inputs the names...]

Oh, ha ha, how droll. Tell me, do you have to be like this over being second best?

[reverse_changeling]

[Instead of answering, Link looks Revali straight in the eyes and undoes the name and instead types "Cloaca". Because thats what a cloaca was, right? a dick in the butt.]

[123voicetesting]

[okay you know what

he's going to wordlessly stand up to leave and complain to Zelda, because he is a cool and talented birb who doesn't deserve this]

[reverse_changeling]

Uggghhh

[OKAY FINE if ur gonna have zero sense of humor, Link's gonna put in "Revali" and drag him back. Happy now. :^| ]