You're beautiful

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The Interspecies Smut Meme

Cultures handle sex incredibly differently. While it may be casual in some societies, in others, the act of copulation equates with commitment. And that's all in one species! This gradient of reactions and attitudes becomes even more complicated with the addition of different species. Yes, species...sentient and sapient, of course! Be those races alien, magical, vampiric, angelic, animalistic, or even a vague mutation of humanity itself, all have a somewhat nuanced view of what sex should be, be it healthy or unhealthy. There's probably even other ways to go about it for them, not to mention the variation in the actual mechanics. How presumptuous to assume that everyone in this whole wide universe would be shaped exactly like bland ol' humans? Throwing two species together for a sexual rendezvous is inadvisable, yet it happens. Specifically, it happens in this meme. Whether the encounter is nervous, romantic, non-consensual, awkward, sexy, or anywhere in between, there's bound to be baggage, unfamiliarity, and the ultimate culture clash. Comment with your character, your character's species, and your detailed preferences, because this meme will definitely push some boundaries. Mention if you're open to assumed CR and AUs. I was fairly liberal while making this meme. Human-mutants or genetically modified humans can count as a different species, because I know there are a lot of those in DWRP. Feel free to AU characters to be any species you want. Vampire AU! Angel AU! Alien AU! Go crazy. Reply to others. Use the RNG to determine your scene. First Meetings: Don't you know it's the tradition of their homeland to have a tryst after introductions. Long Awaited: You've been involved for a while now, and the shoe's about to drop. You have to get physical at some point. Putting It Off: ...don't you? Actually, you don't want them to see just what you've got going on, so you've been coming up with outlandish excuses not to have sex. That ends now. Love: Being in love makes everyone - and everything - beautiful. Stranger in a Strange Land: You only have one ally in this new, weird place. Better make those bonds tight. Different Expectations: To you, sex is just a casual game. To them? You're now good as married. Not Wanted: They want you, but you want nothing to do with them. See What You've Got: Is it bad you're excited to see what a real life [insert species here] has in their pants? Just Friendly Curiosity: You're bros, honestly! You just want to see what the big deal is. Surely you can't be that different... How Will it Fit?: No, seriously. How is that going to fit? You two aren't made to go together in that way. You Do What?: That doesn't sound like sex at all. Are you sure they're not challenging you to battle. Not What I Have in Mind: Huh. You really pictured something wildly different. Unique Quirk: They have extra sensitive horns or wings or the like that can be used for extra fun. Arcane Magic or Science: They have to get your help to perform some kind of ritual. It also has to be done naked. Alliance and Marriage, Same Thing: To negotiate peace between your species and theirs, you've got to put a ring on it. It's for an Experiment!: You two just want to see if your kind can ever be together. Changed: Somehow, you've been morphed into whatever they are. They're going to be a pal and show you around in your new body. Difficulties: Okay, there's going to have to be some thought about the logistics here. It's not going to be an easy wham-bam-thank-you-m'am. Modification: Maybe you can't do the classic penetration, but there are other ways to get off. Power Up: There are interesting ways you can put abilities to use. Hurt: You didn't mean to, but you hurt them physically. Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder: They're actually the most gorgeous specimen back home. You're the ugly one! Well, not exactly to them, but you do look a little funny. Grossed Out: You tried to be open-minded. Yeah, it's not working out. You're turned off. Take It Slow: Don't rush things along in general is good advice, especially for this mismatched coupling. More Human than Human: Wait. That's it? You expected - and wanted - something a little more bizarre and exotic. Unconfident: Wouldn't they like someone of their own kind better? You can't help but feel a bit insecure and unloved. Did You Know: Some species have a heat cycle! You've volunteered to help out a lover or friend with theirs. WILDCARD

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[on_screen]

"Silly. That's love." said Tooru. "I'll teach you about love as well."

[call_me_captain]

A slow blink. "...My people don't feel love. You infected me with your emotions..." She doesn't look upset about it, though. Just. Confused and uncertain.

[on_screen]

"Well, you're the first," said Tooru, kissing Loretta on the nose.

[call_me_captain]

"What's... next." She touched her nose. It felt nice, being kissed.

[on_screen]

"Now, I shower, and clean you up too. And then we'll continue in the bedroom," said Tooru.

[call_me_captain]

Loretta shook her head. "What's next... in our relationship?"

[on_screen]

"Ah, well, we'll discuss that of course," said Tooru. "We'll come to a nice decision on how our relationship goes."

[call_me_captain]

Loretta coiled her tail around Tooru's. "I want to do what normal people do."

[on_screen]

"That sounds perfect then," said Tooru as she leaned in and kissed her gently. "I'll tell you everything normal couples do, and we'll make up some on our own."

[call_me_captain]

She took the kiss, as always uncertain where Tooru's lips were until they actually touched her own. She needed to put some lipstick on the woman.

"...I could lay eggs for you."

[on_screen]

Tooru giggled. "Let's wait on that, we just got intimate. I'm not ready yet to become a mother."

[call_me_captain]

Loretta nodded, a little uncertainly. "Okay. What else do we do?"

[on_screen]

"Well, we'll definitely have to plan some outings, maybe a date or two, I could find you some cute clothing... and then there's the intimate stuff too." said Tooru.

[call_me_captain]

"A date?" Another of her trademark slow blinks. Uncertain, and confused. "Like the humans go on, on TV?"

[on_screen]

"That's right. It would work out with us being cute and dressed up and all." said Tooru.

[call_me_captain]

"Would I wear a... skirt?" She could pull off the microist of skirts, but.

[on_screen]

"If you want to. It would be cute." said Tooru, patting her on the shoulder. "It's totally up to you. I'd wear a skirt though."

[call_me_captain]

"Why?" She asked, uncertain. Skirts were hard on Loretta - her slit was covered by scales, and her tail tended to slide across the ground, so skirts didn't fit quite right. But she could wear them, if they were cut short enough.

[on_screen]

"Well, if you wanted to, it's all up to you," said Tooru with a little grin, not that she could see it.

[call_me_captain]

"...For you." Because it was hard to read if Tooru wanted her to.

[on_screen]

"Yeah, well, I like seeing you in clothing. It's kinda like a reverse me." said Tooru. "It's fun to peel it off."

[call_me_captain]

Loretta blushed, faintly. She didn't know what to make of this statement. No one had ever liked pulling clothes off her before.

[on_screen]

Tooru giggled. "C'mon, let's go wash up."

[call_me_captain]

Loretta nodded. "Yes. Let's go get clean." She smiled.