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[pippilongsocking]

You know what to do.

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Jake Park | OC | OTA

[burrowedtime]

1. The best part is my dad got thrown out for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he can't be mad.

2. Totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.

3. You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.

4. Text him

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[blazingbird]

One text and you're already in the negative, boy.

[burrowedtime]

What
Oh Shit! I didn't mean to send that your way

[A VERY LONG FEW MOMENTS LATER]

Sir

[blazingbird]

Cursing, another negative. You really are not making a very good first impression.

[burrowedtime]

I ... didn't know I was ... til now...

[blazingbird]

I was told you were a weak bunny and normally I wouldn't care who my daughter sees but considering her other option, I think it's best you don't go any further with her.

[burrowedtime]

Other option? What?
We're friends.
Ava's my friend!



... wait, who said I was weak ...

[blazingbird]

Right. Like I'm going to believe you two are just friends.

[burrowedtime]

But we are?

[blazingbird]

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