t h e PHONE HELL m e m e

[m3m3]

t h e PHONE HELL m e m e

Cell phones, eh? Sometimes they make your life easier-- and sometimes they make it harder.

#1: Texts From Last Night
#2: Damn you, Autocorrect
#3: Recipient Misfire
#4: Mix & Match
#5: Wildcard

Option One:
Texts From Last Night
You know the drill: RNG, or pick one that tickles your fancy. Post blank and let others text you about their night, or send out a mass text for anyone to reply to by posting a TFLN when you tag the post.

Option Two:
Damn You Autocorrect
We've all done it. Either sit and wait for other people's mistakes to come to you with a blank tag, or take the bull by the horns and make the first move mistake by posting an autocorrect error when you tag the post.

Option Three:
Recipient Misfire
It's just so easy to hit the wrong name in your phone, isn't it? Embarrassment city! ...But is that better or worse than manually inputting the number incorrectly and texting a complete stranger by mistake?

Option Four:
Mix & Match!
Let autocorrect fuck up the TFLN you're sending to the wrong person. Go nuts!

Option Five:
Do Whatever The Fuck You Want
You know what, if none of these ideas are good enough for you, your ass can come up with something else. I don't even care.

Comments

[nosybrunette]

[Ohhh, crap. Lois doesn't know that number.

There's an embarrassed pause as she attempts to figure out what to say.]

Umm... sorry, wrong number.

oh god why did I tag this

[throwadollar]

Are you sure? I've very good with vaginas.

That's what I want to know!

[nosybrunette]

[Cue a bit of blinking from Lois. And some sarcasm. You throw dollars, Damon, and Lois throws sarcasm.]

Oh, really? What are you, a gynecologist?

Temporary insanity.

[throwadollar]

If by "gynecologist" you mean "the best sex you'll ever have", then yes.

Obviously.

[nosybrunette]

[...Oh, God, Damon. She's going to die now. You have no idea how tempting that is!]

I was trying to text my cousin...

[And then, a minute later...]

Who are you?

[She's also tempted to ask where he is, but decides not to. For now.]

[throwadollar]

I'm Damon. You should probably remember that for later.

[nosybrunette]

[A part of her wants to roll her eyes.]

Why, cause I'll be screaming it?

[throwadollar]

If that's what you're into.

[nosybrunette]

I can be quite the screamer.

[throwadollar]

Really? Is that an invitation?

[nosybrunette]

It might be.

[throwadollar]

Where do I meet you?