may the tfln be with you.

[shitglasses]

and also with you.

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[destinystillarrives]

Well there are ways to arrange that you never have to again.

[sundr]

[Not today, Satan.]

New number, who's this?

[destinystillarrives]

A new number hm?

Should I send visual evidence of who I am?

[Do you tempt fate, Loki.]

[sundr]

[Do you think you can find him with his location off?]

Thank you for the opportunity but I would like to unsubscribe from this feature.

[destinystillarrives]

[Oh darling, like he needs that particular feature on to find you.

Give it a few minutes--

And then the hook-up requests from an obscene amount of numbers Loki doesn't recognize will start pouring in.

What a wonderful invention the internet is.]

[sundr]

[What.

the.

fuck.

WHAT THE FUCK.]


Put an end to this IMMEDIATELY.

[destinystillarrives]

[Aw, what's wrong?]

Apologies.

Who's this?

[sundr]

You are not clever.

[destinystillarrives]

There's no need to be rude.

I was just trying to help your situation.

[sundr]

[He knows he's going to regret this--]

And what situation do you imagine that must be, I wonder.