may the tfln be with you.

[shitglasses]

and also with you.

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Krolia | Voltron: Legendary Defender

[bladings]

1. I just told the bartender to "give me something that will murder me."

2. Let me at least have my coffee before you start talking about your penis.

3. Don't you look at me in that tone of voice.

4. I think my moral compass just broke.

5. Text her

1

[the_tailor]

uhhhhh

rough day at the office?

[bladings]

And not getting much better, given that apparently murder doesn't come in a shot glass.

[the_tailor]

you've clearly never tasted nunvil

[bladings]

I wish I hadn't. It tastes dishwater and is just as weak.

3

[insidegalra]

[He's just... going to snap a quick pic of his very put upon expression and send that back. No words, just judging expressions now. At least it's not his most judging expression?]

Re: 3

[bladings]

[Yup that's the look she was certain she could feel through the text.]

Yes. That exactly. Thank you for the illustration.Now. Don't give me that look.

[insidegalra]

I will continue judging until I'm sure you've learned, or are at least out of the situation. Standard extraction, or do you need a cover story?

[So either A: it's an actual mission and Thace wants to help, B: Thace is doing this entirely to tease, C: Thace takes even minor inconveniences to his found family as seriously as an actual mission and wants to butt in "help" or D: somehow all of the above.]

[bladings]

[Let's face it, it's some unholy mix of them all.]

I don't need a cover story. I stand by my choices.

But extraction would be helpful. There may not be any more functional crafts... anywhere on the satellite.

4

[samecosmicdust]

Oh. So that's genetic, then.

[bladings]

I want you to understand that this is one of the more concerning messages I've ever received.

But yes. It would seem so.

[samecosmicdust]

[Is it bad to enjoy messing with your mom? He's not used to even having one, but that reaction was pretty good. A+. Anyway-]

Do I need to break you out of space jail?

[bladings]

[Son why.]

Space jail?

[Son, no.]

They'd never take me alive.

5

[dadofmarmora]

His name isn't in my phone as "Satan's Spawn" for no reason.

[bladings]

...

Am I in there as "Satan"??

[dadofmarmora]

That would be a logical assumption on your part, yes.

[bladings]

Mm. Good. I like it. Both parts.

I'm taking it as a compliment.

4

[padadin]

[...WELL. THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR.]

When you text that, it sounds as ominous as when he does it. Give me your coordinates and I'll pick you up.

[Because usually that's Keith-speak for SHIRO, HELP, I STARTED ANOTHER FIRE. OOPS? So he's getting the same vibes here.]

[bladings]

Why is it that people seem to see my son in me when something explodes?

[So yeah. Something exploded.]

Coordinates are on their way.

[padadin]

So something did explode.

[Maybe he should re-name the Keith dictionary to Keith/Krolia dictionary.]

Because that's another thing you two have in common. Stress inducing explosions.

[bladings]

There's nothing stressful about them. They did exactly as I planned.

And then a little more than planned. Still effective.

[She just also torched her evac plan so. You know.]

2

[interludad]

Well, you've got a real gift for words.

I'm just saying, it's a small cabin. Be nice to get some warning before you walk in on me.

omfg

[bladings]

Yes I've been told I'm downright eloquent.

Warning? Was it really that alarming? If it makes you feel better, I've seen far worse.

More importantly, will you also want coffee?

[Priorities here.]

♥

[interludad]

What can I say, I get shy.

Think I'll be out for most of the day. Drink the whole pot if you need it. Just let me know if I should pick up supplies.

[bladings]

Hmm. How cute.

[But well, more coffee for her then. Still...]

The entire day? Busy?