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bakerstreet2018-05-01 05:12 am
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Always licking herself... wait.
[Because Hakuno is, if nothing else, full to bursting with love, and has plenty to spare. Case in point.]
If they're your servants it should be alright, right? Just convince them to both participate. If I could get Saber and Caster to stop fighting for two minutes I'd totally try to talk them into it.
wow... rin must be really good at contortion to lick herself, huh
( Convince... them... BOTH? Isn't such a thing too much for someone who's a virgin, no less...? )
no no no nononono i don'tttt think i can!!
i.. isn't it too many people anyways...
what would the third person even be doing!
i would feel guilty for not giving them.. attention....
Do mental gymnastics count?
[Gudako don't do this to her, you're more of a player than she is and you know it honey. AT LEAST SHE'S COMMITTED TO HER RELATIONSHIPS.]
It'd be worse to leave one out, wouldn't it?
[It's almost like she knows what she's talking about or something.]
If you're worried about it, have the other one give them attention! It could be a good bonding experience, probably.
only if she somehow licks herself mentally. that's quite the kink
t.. that's so much...
it doesn't sound bad, though
i think...
do you think caster and saber would agree into doing something like that?
they aren't the best of friends, right?
Ego stroking, sounds about right for Rin
[She's usually not the instigator anyway, if you don't count all her blank smouldering stares.]
I mean what could go wrong?
[They have literally gone to war over her. They have literally commanded armies against one another.]
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( Like they start fighting during such intimate moments, and ask Hakunon to choose one of them? And they won't take 'I love you both' for an answer? Isn't that really bad???? )
though...
you're really good at this aren't you hakunon
i mean we're both not the best magus, or master, but the way you handle your servants is amazing
you even know how to spoil them...
i wish i could be more like you!!!
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[It's almost certainly really bad, but Hakunon is a believer in the power of love overcoming all things.
... Sometimes it just takes some abuse of quantum physics is all.]
Thanks, Ritsuka, I think? Mostly I just make sure to let them both know how I feel about them, and just tell them my honest feelings. If you're open with your servants, they'll open up their hearts to you for sure!
[It helps when you have a tendency to monologue at length about how beautiful they are while fixating upon them a most seductive blank stare.]
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but i'm not sure... if i should tell them i wouldnt mind kissing them a bit...
because they're my servants, you know
i don't want them to think i'm abusing my authority as their master...
( It isn't that deep, Ritsuka. But a valid way to think, when most of them aren't hardly as affectionate as Nero or Tamamo. )
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[It's an admirable way to think, just... ultimately unrelateable for Hakunon, who has every servant she's involved with throwing themselves at her and fighting each other to the death for her attention while she tries to assure them she's got enough love to go around and actually being sincere about it. Like an asshole.
Also, Gudako is surprisingly pure.]
Have you ever kissed anyone before?
Also, would it be too much to ask which servants you mean? I mean, if it's that kouhai of yours, she'd probably do whatever you ask whether she was your servant or not.