Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[worthyofmjolnir]

no it's a sext. I'm sending this to you on a device called a Samsung. I can see how you got confused though.

[tremorous]

( he... really wishes he could just let this go, but alas. )

a sext is slang for suggestive texting.

it has nothing to do with a mobile brand.

[worthyofmjolnir]

alright I'm suggesting we be friends then

[tremorous]

no, suggestive as in ( screw it. )

why are you messaging me, thor?
as much as I appreciate the gesture of friendship, I find it hard to believe that this is all there is to it.

[worthyofmjolnir]

that's it.
I got a phone, and thought you should know. In case you need anything ever.

[does it work when he's not on earth?? it's a mystery]

[tremorous]

( oh.

in that case... ) thank you.

but for future reference, just texting "hi" works just as well.

[...]

actually, I advise you try to avoid using the word "sext" in general.

[worthyofmjolnir]

it seems fairly innocent

I suggest a lot of things. People don't always listen and they're wrong but that is life sometimes. Live and learn and all that.

[tremorous]

let me attempt this once more: sext is slang for SEXUAL texting.

[worthyofmjolnir]

[fucKING LOKI]

my apologies, I might have been misinformed about the meaning prior to messaging you

[tremorous]

I assume it's your brother's doing.

[worthyofmjolnir]

he likes his jokes

[tremorous]

relatively harmless, unless you sent it to others too.

( please tell him you didn't, thor. )

[worthyofmjolnir]

[literally everyone they know]

just a few close friends who I think will find it humorous

[tremorous]

right.

when you didn't even know what sexting meant.

( he's calling you out, thor. you and your bs. )