justformemes: (Default)
justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2018-05-01 05:12 am

Sexting







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

roxymorton: (reading)

[personal profile] roxymorton 2018-05-03 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
I might surprise you.

No, no, I understand. It also wouldn't help that I look young as hell.


Someday maybe they would need to cross that bridge, but that time isn't now.
tieclips: (11)

[personal profile] tieclips 2018-05-03 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
She would.. have a fit. And then I'd hear about it from her mother. I'm sorry. I hate it, because I think you two really would get on.

Besides,

I sort of like having you as a little secret.
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[personal profile] roxymorton 2018-05-03 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I don't mind being your secret. At least for now.

I've only told my best mate about you, he was curious as to why the fuck I was taking all these trips.
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[personal profile] tieclips 2018-05-03 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
My partner only sort of has an idea. She's very nosy, but luckily I'm rather private. Still, it's fun to watch her try.

You're sure it doesn't bother you?
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[personal profile] roxymorton 2018-05-03 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure.

There may come a time when I'll really want to meet her, but for now I really like just stealing you away for myself
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[personal profile] tieclips 2018-05-03 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
That's a very sweet notion.

She and I have a lot to get through before I think she's ready for that. But with any luck, by the time she's ready, I'll be able to introduce you.
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[personal profile] roxymorton 2018-05-03 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'll introduce you to Eggsy whenever you next visit London, he's basically a child.


tieclips: (04)

[personal profile] tieclips 2018-05-03 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
If you're asking me to look after him, I'm not sure I can do it.
roxymorton: (no)

[personal profile] roxymorton 2018-05-03 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
lol. He's a good bloke, the whole shop looks after him.

I can't wait to get there.
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[personal profile] tieclips 2018-05-03 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I can't wait, either. I've got Chinese on order, should be here when you get here.

Do you need me to meet you at the station? I was looking at the last picture you sent me. Getting difficult to wait.
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[personal profile] roxymorton 2018-05-03 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
If you meet me, I'm not sure we'd even make it back to your place. I want you so badly right now.
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[personal profile] tieclips 2018-05-03 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Quite the threat, that is.

That's fine. I've been patient before. Even with such tantalising promises ahead of me... it's not easy, but I think I can manage.
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[personal profile] roxymorton 2018-05-03 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
you are rather good at waiting. Even with me sending teasing pictures of my knickers.

Which are damp, by the way.
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[personal profile] tieclips 2018-05-03 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
That's a very enticing thought. I can't wait to relieve you of them if they're so bothersome.

Although, there's nothing saying that you've got to be wearing them if they're a problem, is there?
roxymorton: (club)

[personal profile] roxymorton 2018-05-03 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
should I slip them off before I arrive?
tieclips: (04)

[personal profile] tieclips 2018-05-03 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
If you like. Though I wouldn't object to removing them myself, either. Perhaps with my teeth?
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[personal profile] roxymorton 2018-05-03 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
the food will be cold by the time we get to it.

And also, yes please.
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[personal profile] tieclips 2018-05-03 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
I've got a microwave. We'll figure something out.
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[personal profile] roxymorton 2018-05-03 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
a modern man, microwave and all.

I cant wait to be naked and in your bed.
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[personal profile] tieclips 2018-05-03 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
well, not everyone would think so. I microwaved my tea once at work and almost had to turn in my badge.

Do we have to wait all the way until the bed?
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[personal profile] roxymorton 2018-05-03 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
shame, you're a decent detective.

We don't, I'm fine with the sofa, or floor. Wherever we end up.
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[personal profile] tieclips 2018-05-03 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh don't you start in on it as well!

Guess we'll have to see, won't we?
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[personal profile] roxymorton 2018-05-03 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I couldn't resist. :)

Looks like we will be pulling into the station any minute now.
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[personal profile] tieclips 2018-05-03 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
And I've just got a notice that the food is on the way. I wonder which will get here first?
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[personal profile] roxymorton 2018-05-03 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
probably the food. The cabs up here are slow as anything.

It takes a little while before Roxy is knocking on his door. She brought a small duffle bag with toiletries and a change of clothes. Her whole face lights up when she sees him and it's pretty clear how much she fancies the man.

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