justformemes: (Default)
justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2018-05-01 05:12 am

Sexting







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

raccooned: (11)

[personal profile] raccooned 2018-05-02 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I've killed men twice your size. [There's pillow talk for you.]

You'd be a challenge. No. You are a challenge. Might be why you're so damn good.

misterhipster: (13)

[personal profile] misterhipster 2018-05-02 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I appreciate the compliment.

What are you doing right now? Touching yourself?
raccooned: (3)

[personal profile] raccooned 2018-05-02 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Thinking about it now, mostly I was just admiring your handiwork after a run.
misterhipster: (15)

[personal profile] misterhipster 2018-05-02 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're nice and hot and sweaty and getting aroused.

Liking what I'm hearing so far.
raccooned: (8)

[personal profile] raccooned 2018-05-02 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a shame you're across town, you'll just have to appreciate it second hand.
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[personal profile] misterhipster 2018-05-02 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a vivid imagination.

I'd love to run my dick over your body. Rub up against you. Get some friction.
raccooned: (22)

[personal profile] raccooned 2018-05-02 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I could help you along with that.

[Bucky's selfie game is strong, especially since he's already stripping down for a shower, so he might as well share.]

I can think of better places for your dick to be.
misterhipster: (10)

[personal profile] misterhipster 2018-05-02 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Goddamn. He should be there, not here texting Bucky. But he can't exactly go pushing his way into the Avengers HQ, so here he'll have to stay for now. ]

Fucking you up against the shower wall, for one.
raccooned: (8)

[personal profile] raccooned 2018-05-02 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a bad change of pace. Though I'll admit it's hard to resist fucking your brains out once I get you begging for it.
misterhipster: (6)

[personal profile] misterhipster 2018-05-02 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You never get me 'begging' for it. I just ask you to get on with it. There's a difference.
raccooned: (2)

[personal profile] raccooned 2018-05-02 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Because I'm pretty sure I can do anything I want with you the minute I get you under my hands. One of them, specifically.
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[personal profile] misterhipster 2018-05-02 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You wanna make a bet out of that?
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[personal profile] misterhipster 2018-05-02 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Prepare to be disappointed.
raccooned: (6)

[personal profile] raccooned 2018-05-02 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fairly sure I haven't been yet.
misterhipster: (4)

[personal profile] misterhipster 2018-05-02 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Take your shower and get over here, then.
raccooned: (22)

[personal profile] raccooned 2018-05-02 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
And let you get me filthy again?
misterhipster: (12)

[personal profile] misterhipster 2018-05-02 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Come now, before the shower, then. I don't give a fuck.
raccooned: (7)

[personal profile] raccooned 2018-05-02 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Only if I get to fuck you in yours.
misterhipster: (10)

[personal profile] misterhipster 2018-05-02 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine, but only if you win the bet.
raccooned: (9)

[personal profile] raccooned 2018-05-02 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fairly sure I've already won this bet.

And you'd better be naked by the time I get there.
misterhipster: (12)

[personal profile] misterhipster 2018-05-02 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
So overconfident.

and demanding.


[ As if he doesn't like it. ]
raccooned: (27)

[personal profile] raccooned 2018-05-02 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Says the man demanding I cross town to nail him against the shower wall.

[Not in those words, but that's what Bucky intends to do]
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[personal profile] misterhipster 2018-05-02 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what you want to think.

[ He can obviously take his time undressing, and does so, while trying to talk down his erection. He really doesn't want to prove Bucky's point more than necessary by being rock hard the moment he arrives. ]
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[personal profile] raccooned 2018-05-02 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's got some time, even if across town isn't far, it's still New York and there's still traffic and guys like Bucky don't just get an Uber

He'll also just let himself in, kicking off his unlaced boots the minute he passes the threshold.]
You remember to pay your water bill?

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