Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[spideysense]

oh
I feel like those would be suuuper uncomfortable
like wearing fruit roll-ups!

[assholic]

I don't intend to be wearing them long. And I'm getting you something.

[spideysense]

edible underwear for me??

[assholic]

Tasty manties. And edible body glitter. You can have actual disco balls. It'll be great.

[spideysense]

ohhh my god 😂😂😂 I can't believe that's a real thing I'm dying

[assholic]

The sex industry is very imaginative. You want gold balls? Or silver? Maybe red or green. We can do an xmas thing.

[spideysense]

Red seems super fitting
red and gold
to be classy

[assholic]

What, no red and blue? Don't want a reference to blueballs? :D

[spideysense]

tooooo close to home lolol

[assholic]

In the costume way or the you walk around with loaded balls all day way?

[spideysense]

omg
the costume way!!

[assholic]

You sure?

[spideysense]

Yes I'm SURE

[assholic]

Because I'm just saying, if there -was- a problem with loaded balls, I'd happily take care of that.

[spideysense]

omg
loaded balls sounds awful
but
I mean
I can come over tonight after classes
it's been a while

[assholic]

I won't have any edible glitter or panties, but I've got a certain yen for a good workout.

[spideysense]

we can save that for next time 👌

[assholic]

If there's enough of you for a next time.

[spideysense]

that sounds scary
but I'm up for the challenge

[assholic]

Better bring your A game, Parker.

[spideysense]

have I ever let you down?


wait
don't answer that

[assholic]

The answer's no, Pete. Not yet.

[spideysense]

well good!
I hope I never do

[assholic]

My bed may need to be replaced, but I think we're good.

[spideysense]

You may as well just stick to just a mattress these days