bakerstreet | Sexting

Well, you're welcome to it if you want to come over here and join me in a 'super totally innocent' shower.

( All of the information at this point is just a bit confusing. Ritsuka had jumped head first into a flaming Fuyuki before she was taught anything about being a mage, and Doctor Roman refused to say anything much about it. But shouldn't a Master be able to fully heal their Servant when they most need it? )

is it? nobody ever told me anything about it not even the doctor! isn't that like, his job??? geez mashu didn't know much about it either, which was surprising she always knows everything...

( That's a bookworm for you. )

but you know, i asked davinci-chan about it, and she said since i'm a grown up now, i have to know about it and she said it involves, uhm... getting naked...?

i'm talking about you getting waaaay too personal about your junk, man

i don't need a record of that in my brain and definitely not on my phone

Hey, you try to too but you know they don't last very long on me.

You should invest in more vests. Or I can leave marks elsewhere.

[ You are so welcome. I love this as well! ]

not to you. i would not lay false praise at any woman's feet, let alone yours. it helps that you enjoy hearing it. i shall remember that for later.

i will stay as long as you wish it. i doubt tripping and falling will be chief among your concerns after a couple of glasses. i know you must be able to handle your liquor, but i doubt you've ever enjoyed the company of an asgardian in such intimacy. ~~i would be more concerned about your ability to sit than your walking and balance.~~

sharks fear me, but i am content with sending faces so they need not fear. :) :D ;) what else could one need to send as an... emoji?

i won't hold it against you if there are no more nicknames. you might well be too involved to think of any. it would not give me any offense if all you could think to call me was thor.

i could wait to show you, but... since you asked, natasha, i will tell you. did i mention yet that i have since discarded my clothes? i do not wish to make a mess of them. i'm laying back now. i wish someone had told me how damned difficult it is to type one of these text messages with one hand. my other hand is... i think you must know what it's doing, don't you?

Are those... melons?

[ And then she proceeds to stare for a while in disbelief.

As it happens, that, ahem, “euphemism” is used where she’s from; she’s just shocked he’s using it in reference to her body parts.

Honestly though, the worst part is that she’s actually wondering if he’s serious or making a conscious effort to just make her think he is truly that ridiculous. ]

Dazai. “Soul mate” or no, you are not allowed to compare any part of my body to fruit.

...

wait

are you talking about sex?

Yeah? Bent over or lying back?

[No, he did not just fall out of his chair.

Okay, maybe he did.]

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[Attempt number two]

I was thinking of starting with kissing

I can be mature about sexual matters.

I doubt you would have the same attitude, so I wouldn't ask for your help.

[So yes, he would be mortified.]

( TACT, HAKUNON, PLEASE. )

YES WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG FOR YOU REALIZE THAT?!

Is tracing the water down your body with my tongue innocent enough for your liking?

No, you really don't seem the sort. That's a good thing; most men could take a lesson from you in that regard, Thor.

LOL, so noted and all warnings applied. I'm just a mere mortal, but I give you my word I will TRY MY BEST to keep up. In whatever activities we might decide to participate. ~~If I'm actually ABLE to walk tomorrow morning, sir, I will be profoundly disappointed.~~

Oh, there are tons of symbols dedicated to emojis and emotes. When you have the time, just google it and follow the prompts. You'll learn more than you ever wanted to know, promise.

You didn't mention that, actually, but I'm glad that you did. While the mental image of you sprawled out in all your Asguardian glory is absolutely delicious, I'll admit that seeing it "in the flesh", so to speak, is more than a little...anticipatory. Texting with one hand IS difficult, though, although I'm MUCH more interested in the other hand, currently, and can't wait to have a turn myself.

Hurry up, Thor. It's rude to keep a lady waiting, you know. :P (That's another emoji, btw.)

Is THAT what it was? No wonder Caster looked so smug. Hey, wait! Does that count as cheating?

[Mayhaps that has more to do with why nobody ever explained it to her.]

Enchanted? Weren't you the one complaining about wanting to feel wanted? ( and as a doctor, isn't his job to quell any problem that his patient may suffers from? that sounds like nothing more than excuse but it fits the theme. if things were different, perhaps he could have indulged in this enchantment that the other speaks about but vanitas is just far too curious about this drop into temptation.

but everything falls into place so well, how willing the other is to accept that one prodding finger because vanitas doesn't know what could possibly be any better than pressing the nail of his glove into the flat of his tongue. whether he causes pain or pleasure doesn't matter to him, he takes joy in the sight. or maybe he just likes to mark his territory. it doesn't take long for him to remove his thumb, dragging the saliva along his bottom lip.

to be locked away in this embrace by a key he threw away himself, he likes this whole power and control aspect so shifting his face away for a moment to deny the brush of their lips. so instead, he allows that hitch of his breath to leave from his voice because someone just can't keep their hands to themselves. actions speak louder than words, of course, how he presses his ass back against his palm. ) Is that what you want? You've been pretty selfish about yourself and taking liberty into guessing whether I want to steal you away from everyone else or not. ( vanitas doesn't want much because in this world, nothing solely belongs to anyone and these two are nothing but a set many people can't touch. since he's so close and sure enough that the other isn't going to let him go anytime — vanitas decides to position a leg between the other's own; raising his knee to press right between to get an idea of how hard the other is. )

We're bad for each other, but you're kinda sick and it's my job to help people like you, haha. Cut out your sickness or something like that. ( because he has to make sure to cater for his patients but he raises a brow, tilting his head. ) Should I submit to you? Thought we were doing something like cutting up your body. ( he just wants to be troublesome. )

eh??? uhm... well...

( That's... a fair question. A minute or two go by as Ritsuka thinks hard about it. )

since rin was helping you, then maybe not? but otherwise, taking mana from another master... uhm... i guess it would be cheating but what if two servants are in a relationship and you need to, you know...

Sad and solo. Guess there's things even you're not ready to do everything possible in.

Don't be a fool. How much could you help me while laughing the entire way?

Well, as long as it was Rin, it's okay. Caster's usually the type who'd worry about that kind of thing is all. I'll have to track her down later and tell her not to worry about it.

[Because Hakuno is, if nothing else, full to bursting with love, and has plenty to spare. Case in point.]

If they're your servants it should be alright, right? Just convince them to both participate. If I could get Saber and Caster to stop fighting for two minutes I'd totally try to talk them into it.

Even I can get serious when it gets down to it.

what????????

( Convince... them... BOTH? Isn't such a thing too much for someone who's a virgin, no less...? )

no no no nononono i don'tttt think i can!! i.. isn't it too many people anyways... what would the third person even be doing! i would feel guilty for not giving them.. attention....

if all you want to do is kiss we do not need to be alone in a room to do it

I didn't say that was ALL I wanted to do. Just A start. Which would be nice. Because I'm sure you'd be great to kiss.

You mentioned control, didn't you, that I should be better at having it. Letting you have it.

I mean you wanted me to come only when you told me to. That's what I want to try.

do you think about kissing me often?

Sexting

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don't call her 'rin-sensei'! her ego's gonna get so big she's gonna start talking about herself!

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ah, good! thor is a new muse for me, so his voice takes some effort to find.

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But she's cute when she's being egotistical

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you make a very fine point there, i guess spoiling rin's ego is a go-to now

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it's amazing thus far. 👍👍

She's like a cat, at her best when preened and pampered

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constantly yelling for attention, pretending nothing happened when she makes a mistake...

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Always licking herself... wait.

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wow... rin must be really good at contortion to lick herself, huh

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