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bakerstreet2018-04-30 10:36 pm
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Living your best life
THE DOMESTIC SMUT MEME


Ah, home sweet home. There's nothing quite like it, whether your place is a roomy house in suburbia with a white picket fence, a little shack, a space station outside Jupiter's orbit, or a cold stone castle. It's yours, where you feel safest (...hopefully) and most, well, at home! Here, in your own kingdom, you can do what you want: take your shirt off, get rid of your shoes, and eat the grossest food available just because you can.
...and also have lots and lots of sex, for there's someone here you can always fuck.
Not only has your character found themselves in the home they want - not the one they were born into, forced to live in, or otherwise - they're also domestic...er, as much as certain people can be, which is perhaps not at all. But worry not, the meme has options that can make it make sense for even the most homicidal yet strangely nonchalant half-god alien demon hunter giant slayer to settle down. Oooor something like that. Like banging the cleaning lady or using his partner so he cans teal their energy to get stronger.
Isn't domesticity grand?
You'll be have tons of time for a special sort of togetherness, but don't let all that steam cloud up your mind. There are still other things involved in having a home! You have to do chores, visit others, and take care of business. Nothing says you can't combine a bit of play into all that, though. Just hope that the two of you don't get mad at each other! Unless you're ready for hot angry sex or even more fulfilling make up make outs, that is.
There's one important thing to remember about being all homey and cozy: when the house is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.
How to Play - Comment with your character and preferences. You can leave your comment blank OR you can put a bit more information about what prompts you like, info about your character, what have you.
- Comment to others.
- Play out domestic sex.
- "But my character wouldn't...!" NOPE. There are plenty of options for those who are less inclined for being sweet or settling down. If all else fails, just handwave how they got here and focus on the now.
Together/Committed

- In the Beginning: You've moved in together and are learning the boundaries, both sexual and non, of living with a partner.
- Not Mom's House Anymore: You're young and starting out; it's crazy to live by yourself instead of with your family! Luckily, your lover can give you things mother never gave you.
- Sweep It Under the Rug: Chores can be boring, but you can make them fun, right? After all, you look so good bent over the table while you're dusting.
- Naked Apron: Nothing's better than breakfast in bed. Except when you're served it with your baby wearing nothing but the apron they used to make all that bounty.
- Letting It All Hang Out: Benefit of being in your own house? Running around naked. This doesn't have to change when you're living with someone.
- There's Someone Else...for Both of Us: Three's a crowd, except when two agreed on it.
- Spicing Things Up: Sometimes, constantly seeing someone can rub you the wrong way, and intimacy can get rote and boring. That's why slipping a new kink in every now and again isn't a bad idea, especially if it's something that one of you has really wanted to try.
- I'll Take Care of You: Everyone deserves to be pampered, and you're letting your partner soak up the best of your home and the best of you.
- Proving Your Love: You want to show your lover that you care for them like no one else. After all, you're living with them, not anyone else!
- Becoming Comfortable With You: After a while, they've become like another part of you, one you can show or tell anything to, even about how hard you want them to thrust into you or how you want them to suck your -
- Suspicious Minds: Jealousy brought from the outside is making one of you antsy. Can a serious fucking session prove that there's no roaming minds here?
- Christening the New Place: You've moved into a new home. Unpacked everything? Good! Now it's time to have sex on every surface so it's all totally yours.
- Welcome Home: One half of the household has been away - on a trip, at war, at an anime convention, whatever. Now, it's up to the other half to make their welcome wagon the best there ever was.
- Cultural Differences: Different cultures have different ideas about home, about coupling, and about the stuff that goes on between the sheets. Can you work it out?
- Home-Cooked Meal: Believe it or not, there are even better uses for apple pie than eating it.
- I'm Not Used to This: This is your first time in a "committed" relationship, having a home, or both. How are you adjusting? Is it still hard to be touched, be loved, or use a proper bed?
- Here Out of Convenience: It's not like you really like them or anything! This is only a roof over your head and a warm hole to fuck.
- You're Just Being Used: You're getting a benefit from your relationship that isn't purely sexual, like wealth, power, or control. But in order to keep things in line, you have to keep your partner happy and sexually fufilled.
- Keeping You Here: You can't let them slip away, so you'll use your body to keep them ensnared.
- Territorial: Your house, your things - they belong to you, and that can give you a rush. Maybe you want to show your lover that they're yours, too.
- I Have to Stay: You don't want to be caught up in this, but you're making yourself stay and keeping yourself in bed with the "enemy."
- Now I Only Want You Gone: You want this person out of your life, and there are few stronger ways to send this message than make a cuckold of them. Preferably when they know it.
- Tell Me More: You want to know if this whole "playing house" thing is all it's cut out to be.
- Proving them All Wrong: They said you'd never, ever find someone. Now, you're showing them just what kind of catch you've got yourself by not taking your hands off what you've earned.
- Forced Together: Be it expectations or arranged marriage, you two are stuck together. Of course, such contracts involve a certain amount of physical action, like producing heirs.
- Keeping Up Appearances: You want to look successful in life, and part of that involves being in a sexual relationship. Or perhaps you want to hide something about yourself.
- Argument: Ugh, they put their feet on the table! They broke your favorite vase! They're so...so...hot when they're mad!
- Making Up: You feel sorry for what you've said or done and will do anything to prove that. You just want to shower them with your affection (or not), or show them how much they're wanted.
- Like Melted Butter: You want something, and the best way to get it is to butter them up and get under their skin - in a good way.
- Starting a Family: Both of you are taking the next step and bringing a new life into this world, and there's one old fashioned way to do it.
- Absolutely Glowing: So, one of you is pregnant. How has your sex life been affected by changing bodies and mood swings?
- Kids Will Be Kids: Now you guys have rugrats to take care of, but don't forget to make time for the two of you. Alone adult time is important.
- At-home Date: Break out the wine and the frozen pizza, it's time for a date at the house! Who says you need to go to a fancy dinner to get in the mood?
- Lazy Day: Today we're not doing anything, we're just gonna stay in our bed. And all that entails.
- Newlyweds: You two are more than committed. You've said your vows, for better or for worse. Hopefully, things will stay better, especially when you take things to the privacy of your room.
- Mr. and Mrs. Smith: The relationship is forbidden for some reason, and to have it, you all had to run away and start a new life. Maybe you even have assumed identities! Is it painful that you can only be your true selves in the bedroom?
- Tie Me to the Bed Post: The great thing about a well-furnished place is all the cool things you can find lying around that can be repurposed for other tasks. Like tying someone's arms or teasing someone's genitals.
- Out of My Closet: Speaking of things lying around, how about a sexy show with those underused items in your wardrobe?
- At Another Person's Home: Who cares that you're guests at somebody's house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
- With Another Person at Home: Who cares that you have a guest at your house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
- Way Down in Kokomo: You're on vacation. Sun, sand, surf, and 24/7 sex.
- Finally Tamed: No one, including you, thought you'd ever be domestic. But this person and their sexual attention have brought you to your knees.
Other- The Help: A home can run more smoothly with hired help like maids and cooks. It's beneficial to show that help some well-deserved love now and then, too.
- The Babysitter: Whether live-in or not, a babysitter goes through a lot and develops a bond with the kids. He or she may develop a bond with the parent(s), as well.
- The Guest: You've been invited to this person's house - and their bed - and they're showing you the ultimate hospitality.
- Siblings...or More: The two of you are related, but you live together like a couple. There are whispers...are they true?
- Roommates with Benefits: You're not committed or exclusive, but it's nice to have somebody in the same house with you that you can be with when you need it.
- Mister Fix-It: All homes sometimes need repairs. Maybe a qualified repair person can make other repairs, as well.

mantis | mcu | ota
IW-compliant, if it matters, though spoilers are not necessary. ]
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Thor Olsen | OC Werewolf | OTA
The Help, babysitter, Tutor, Roommate, mister fix-it.]
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She puts her bag to the side and immediately starts making the buttermilk biscuits she craves. It'll be nice to have a meal with her husband. It's so odd to say that still: husband. She had been tickled to learn that her husband's name is Thor. Granted Thor had been Scandinavian and her focus was Ireland, but that's okay.
Humming to herself, she continues working on dinner, until she hears her husband coming home. "I'm in the kitchen!" She calls, softly.
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When he finally found himself entering their home he sniffed the air and sighed at the mouthwatering scents that mingled there. He threw his bag into a corner and shrugged off his jacket. "It smells really good, Brig...Brigid." He still wasn't sure what felt better to call her. Were they suppose to use pet names or be formal or ugh...
He found her and stood in the entryway not sure what to do. Thor found himself smiling at the sight of her being all domestic and her being very pretty helped with the image. "Can I help with anything?"
Yosuke Hanamura | Persona 4 | OTA
Ignis Scientia | Final Fantasy XV | M/M
natasha romanoff | mcu
Bucky Barnes - Brubaker/MCU
Naoki Kashima/Demi-Fiend l SMT Nocturne l M/F
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17. Here Out of Convenience: It's not like you really like them or anything! This is only a roof over your head and a warm hole to fuck. (This would be more Naoki than Terra lol)
3. Sweep It Under the Rug: Chores can be boring, but you can make them fun, right? After all, you look so good bent over the table while you're dusting.
28. Making Up: You feel sorry for what you've said or done and will do anything to prove that. You just want to shower them with your affection (or not), or show them how much they're wanted.
30. Starting a Family: Both of you are taking the next step and bringing a new life into this world, and there's one old fashioned way to do it.
Let me know if you like any of these :D]
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[Naoki stated at her a bit wide-eyed, just blinking for a bit. While he and Terra most certainly enjoyed each other's company for a very long time, and he did love her more than anyone else, he was still caught off guard by a question such as that.
He could fight demonic gods and giant monstrosities easy enough, but this was something else.]
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I want to have a baby.
[She repeats for him in a calm, sweet tone.]
With you.
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Why?
[Even he sounded unsure about himself, as he still stared at Terra with wide and confused eyes.]
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Terra takes a small step forward and reaches for his hand. She holds his palm towards the ceiling and runs the pads of her fingers along his skin.] Because I want a family and- [Her tone falters as a pair of bright blue eyes rise to meet Naoki's confused gaze.]
I want a family with you.
[It's the closest that Terra has ever got to a confession.]
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Leaning in, he suddenly pressed his lips against hers in a gentle and short kiss. This was for her, for their future. He should have been seeing that all along.]
Alright. Then let's make a family.
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She isn't just asking him for a child, she's also asking him to stay with her and for them to be a family.
Her cheeks flush as the warmth of his kiss lingers on her lips. It's quick but she's able to steal a kiss back before he pulls away. Her eyes lock with his and she feels her heart jump in her chest.] Really? [Her voice is low, breathless and filled with awe.]
Naoki.
[His name tastes like honey on her lips as she steps forward, pressing her thin frame against him as she rose on her toes to kiss him again. They're standing in the kitchen. It's not the best place to start trying to have a baby but Terra isn't thinking about that.]
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Her arms circle his neck, her fingers playing with the short dark strands of his hair. Terra feels her head spin as sensual waves of heat pulse through her lethal frame. Her hips press against his and gently rub against his front.
Terra's dress begins to rise and bunch around her waist with each gentle roll of her hips. She takes a step to the side, pulling Naoki with her so her ass bumps against the kitchen counter.]
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And they only grew as he felt her hips move against his crotch a bit. Much as he loved the embrace and kissing, he needed and wanted so much more. Hands started to tug at her dress, bundling it up more so he could pull it over her head.]
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Her bra and panties are both a bright crimson red, making her pale skin appear alive and vibrant. Terra's fingers begin to pull at her panties, letting gravity take them to the floor. Her attention moved towards his pants next, her fingers trembling with excitement as she loosed his pants.
Terra lifted herself on her toes to kiss him while her fingers worked to remove everything from the waist down. The hard surface of the counter felt cold behind her but it was almost a pleasant sensation when matched with the heat that rolled from Naoki.]
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And all as his other hand helped his lover drop his pants all the way done, exposing his growing erection. Even it glowed now just like the rest of his body. Once done with both of their clothes, Naoki grabbed Terra by her rear, sliding until he got a good grasp on her legs, and lifted her onto the counter. His lips never broke contact, moaning again as their bodies were so close, easily feeling the heat they were sharing.]
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Naoki.
[She gasps his name, her fingers running through his hair, down his back and then pulling his hips flush against hers. Terra wants a family but she also just wants him, to feel him buried deep inside of her and fill her.]
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Eyes closed, taking it all in, even as her fingers helped push him on. He moves his hips slowly, feeling his cock rub against her walls as he filled her core. Another moan comes as he settles on the rhythm, closing in on her lips suddenly and giving another deep kiss.]
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It feels amazing and she wants to experience this feeling again and again. She'll never get tired of feeling him inside of her or offering each other these lewd and heady pleasures. She spreads her thighs and presses forward, feeling him sink deeper with each slow even thrust of his hips.
His lips capture hers and Terra feels her head reeling from his kiss. Her fingers grab hold of his sides as they kiss, pulling him closer and wanting to go faster.]
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It would no doubt take more than one session of sex to have their child. He didn't even know how their biology worked given what they were. But he would try both for her, and the pleasure he wanted to claim.]
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Even now, Terra is aware of every detail around her. She can sense the presence of the cabinets hoovering behind her and feel the cold marble beneath her. Then there was the texture and heat of Naoki's cock as it sinks into her again and again. She can feel the way his fingers explore and touch her, spreading warmth through her frame. Every part of him is wonderful and with each eager, sweet, tender touch, Terra knows that she wants more.]
Harder.
[Her voice is low and eager.]
Faster. [Her vibrant blue eyes met his as she gasped a breath of fresh air.] I'm so close. I want to feel you come with me. I want you to fill me until we have a child.
[She at least knows how that part works.]
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[Just hearing her say such words was weird but turned him on. He started to thrust much harder and faster now, one arm keeping her close so she wouldn't hit anything. Another moan came, Naoki pumping his cock relentlessly into her. Though a sudden idea hit him.]
But you also have to admit you love me in words.
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[Terra gasps and then all other cries choked in her throat. Her fingers pressed into Naoki's hips, denting his skin as he thrust hard into her. She can feel all of him, every motion and point of pressure. Her head swims and she feels her orgasm press in an alluring haze against her senses. It's always like this with him, the build sometimes changes and the length of the sensation can elongate or shorten depending on random factors but the pleasant euphoria is always the same.
She loves it.
Her eyes met his as she rides through her orgasm, each thrust prolonging the erotic ride.] I love you. [She whispers, gasping a moment later as he sinks into her again.] I love you so much Naoki.
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Hear those words, he smirked wickedly, keeping up the thrusts even as she came. All it took was a few long seconds before he slammed his hips into hers, finally coming inside of her too. He growls, hugging his lover close.]
I love you too, Terra.
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She exhales and lends forward, resting her forehead against Naoki's shoulder as she struggled to breath.]
Naoki.
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Terra...bend over the counter for me.
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Okay.
[Her eyes open and she slowly lowers herself back to the kitchen floor before turning and pressing her stomach against the counter. The surface is cold against her breasts and brings forth a soft whine as she raises onto her tippy toes to stand like that. She can feel Naoki watching her and shivered.]
I'm ready.
[She breathes, waiting to feel him against her while her eyes focused on the kitchen wall.]
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He lined himself up carefully, rubbing his cock against her slit briefly. A second later, he thrust strongly inside of her at last. Another grunt before he started to find his own rhythm, pumping into his girlfriend.]
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Ah~
[Heat thrills through her body as she feels her orgasm rise.
Terra wonders if he's going to keep having sex with her until he's sure that she's full of his seed. The thoughts sends pleasant little shivers through her and she decides that she doesn't want him to stop.]
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Indeed, filling her was the plan, to not stop until he could go no more. Best way to ensure his own fun and pleasure, along with Terra's as well.]
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[Echoes of flesh smacking against flesh fill the kitchen as Naoki's hips buck eagerly forward. Each thrust pushes Terra into the counter, making her thighs tremble and her body rub erotically against the counter. Every touch makes her eager for more, moaning and gasping as her climax nears.]
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[Her voice calling his name and moving such a way really got Naoki going. His thrusts didn't let up in the slightest, driving his hard cock into her,stirring up his lover on the inside. He lifted her right leg, helping to make sure he could reach even further beyond with his piston thrusting.]
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Naoki. [She punctuates his name with a loud cry, her body trembling from the pulse of pleasure that thrills through her limbs.] Ah~ Naoki. [Her voice slowly grows in volume as she tightens around him.
Terra's leg moves easily and with the new position, there is a new symphony of erotic cries.]
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Naoki! NAOKI!
[She begins to cry out his name in thick heady tones. Likely loud enough for the neighbors to hear exactly what they're doing and what Terra is saying.]
Come inside me. Please. I want to feel it. I want your child.
Khloe Zhwan | Final Fantasy XIV | Fandom OC | F/F
bunny beauregard | oc | ota