The Dating Sim Meme

[meme_maid]

THE DATING SIM MEME
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥It can be as silly or as serious as you want♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

Stolen from arkcradle/flibbadibba_box

Comments

Ike | Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

[blue_flames]

Re: Ike | Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

[facepunching]

Ike. I have the results of today's skirmish, if you'd like to go over it now.

>All right, give me the details.
>Maybe later.
>First get me some donuts thing to eat.
>I should make an inappropriate sexually-charged joke about skirmishes first.

Saber/Gawain | Fate/EXTRA

[championofthesun]

Athrun Zala | Gundam SEED

[infinitejustice]

Ky Kiske | Guilty Gear

[ridethelightning]

fhdjfjkl yup

[sliceoflife]

Christ. If it isn't Sir Holier-Than-Thou himself. What do you want?

a. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
b. Please do not use the Lord's name in vain...
c. I've come to you in order to address crime activity in this area. Do you know anything?
d. Down to fuck?

Shirou Emiya | Fate/stay night

[wontdieifkilled]

Britta Perry | Community

[britta_ftw]

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania

[okei]

I'm so sorry.... I couldn't help myself. Please forgive me. ;-;

[fangyunoerba]

An' jus' what were ya plannin' on doin' with that?


==> Crack that whip
==> "You must whip it"
==> Now whip it
==> Whip it good

Vincent Nightray | Pandora Hearts

[misfortunes]

Rudy Roughnight | Wild ARMs Alter Code: F

[westernwinds]

Rei Hino | Sailor Moon

[marsmakeup]

Makoto Kino | Sailor Moon | OTA

[jupitermakeup]

[repelling]

[ ISHIDA URYUU is knitting. The yarn is WHITE and BLUE. You: ]

> Insult his glasses.
> Ask his opinion on global warming.
> Ask what he's knitting.
> Declare him Prince Charming and invite him to play video games.

Kanaya Maryam | Homestuck

[kanayashrug]

[atomics]

[ You come across one JADE HARLEY who is taking great care of what appears to be an empty field. ]

1. Ask about the empty garden.
2. Offer to fix the tear on her skirt.
3. Request Rose's location.
4. The obligatory option that would hypothetically instigate cross-species lesbian relations.

Asmodeath Lucifer De Versebute ♆ The Devil King is Bored ♆ M/F

[the_devil_king_is_bored]

aradia megido | homestuck | open

[morgues]

professional shipper on the loose every1 look out

[horsepower]

Greetings...lowblood.

1. Strike ho in the snout to establish dominance
2. Inquire about your mysteriously missing clothing articles
3. Inform him that you have had it with his sassy mouth
4. Present your titties

Dirk Strider | Homestuck | Open

[demiurge]

[martinis]

dirck
*dick
*dirk
*who cares

1. Answer this apparently urgent message with concern.
2. Blow her off.
3. Tell her about your animes.
4. Down to buck.


*fuck

Kishin Asura ☫☫☫ Soul Eater ☺ M/F

[strongestcoward]

Stick it in is always an option.

HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION ⇢ HOMESTUCK ⇢ OPEN

[soothesaying]

[finale_rosso]

[Oh look, it's that dashing demonic nobleman! He is currently reading a book. Looks pretty into it.

COMMAND:
>Cause a distraction.
>Find out what he's reading, try to spark up a conversation.
>Just demand his attention.
>Use violence to solve your problems.]

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang ♏ Homestuck

[octet]

This will be interesting xD

[troll_mary]

Options:

Come here (Nicely)

Why don't you meet me in my quarters?

How are you?

My Quarters. Now. (Manipulation)

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI | Ladies

[edgar_roni]

[Do not worry. It's not one of those games.]

Feferi Peixes || Homestuck

[abdicated]

hey baby

[genocide]

Fef, I lost my scarf an' I can't find it. You gotta help.


1. no1curr eridan
2. Ask where he left it last.
3. Admire his BEAUTIFUL GILLS.
4. dtf

Rei Kon | Bakuten Shoot Beyblade | OTA

[nekojindesu]

nevis idea...

[morgues]

[You have run across one ARADIA MEGIDO. You may or may not remember her from any point in time. She approaches you non-threateningly. She might be happy to see you but you can't tell anyway so who cares.]

Good evening, Rei Human.


1. Say hello.
2. Ask why she's bothering you.
3. Propose an adventure!
4. LET IT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

The Handmaid || Homestuck

[doomsaying]

Roxy Lalonde || Hoemstuck

[martinis]

[biifurcatiion]

Congratulations. You have just received a virus.

1. School this punkass hacker.
2. Try to get rid of the virus.
3. Drink another martini.
4. Challenge rival to a duel at dawn.

Katherine Pierce || The Vampire Diaries

[1864]

Nepeta Leijon || Homestuck

[pounces]