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Got that milf money

The MILF/DILF MEME
(or the age difference meme)

Society values youth and, admittedly, for good reason. It's a sign of health and vitality; psychologically, it represents unburdened potential and boundless energy. But there's something to be said for wisdom that comes through age and from creating life. Plus, current science says that the sexual peak may be later than we actually think.

Today, we're celebrating those who've either lived enough into adulthood to have a child, or as they're coloquially known - the MILFS and DILFS. Just because you've had a kid, (potentially) settled down, and are all "responsible" doesn't mean you can't have a little fun. The staff has worked hard on providing a proper environment: either a. a suburban neighborhood, b. a facsimile of your character's canon(s), or c. a nebulous AU of your choosing. The young guys and gals will do the rest.

My character isn't a MILF or a DILF, but I want to play them as such! No problem! Feel free to AU and age up. The meme is also left open ended enough that those without kids can be the "older" parties; given the average age of the characters usually played, qualify for the "older" party means being mid-to-late twenties at least, with the ideal minimum being 27-30. Play it fast and loose with everything and throw in other kinks as need be!

What's the Story?

Cougars? You're not being satisfied in your current relationship, but there's something about this youthful person that gets your fire started. It may be wrong, you might feel guilty, but you want some relief, and they could give it to you. Now, to get their attention...

The One Thing You Can't Have? The shoe's on the other foot, and you're the younger party jonesing for that hot, experienced MILF/DILF. Problem is, they think you're just a kid! They won't give you the time of day at all. Can you prove that you're not the little boy that you used to be, you're all grown up and you're begging Stacy please -

Mommy and Daddy Kink? No one's here to play Freud, but sometimes, lacking a role models early in life can seek someone looking for them later, searching for someone who can give them love, pampering, or discipline.

It Would Be My Honor to be Your New Step Father: Uh-oh. The MILF/DILF you're seeing? They're your friends mom or dad! That's likely to put a strain on the relationship.

MILF or DILF to Be: They're not a MILF or DILF yet, but you're about to change that. The obligatory "unsafe sex" or "impregnation" option. Can be part of an insidious plot to make the younger party your "little wife/husband" too!

In the Family? Nobody knows you quite like your own family, so maybe that older relative, parent, or sibling can set you on the right path.

Ageplay? The difference in your ages is the point, and it's what turns you on. The two of you are sure to bring it up and play it up often.

Curiosity? You're tired of people who are immature, or you want to relive earlier days. It's just for fun!

Hot for Teacher? Parents aren't the only ones in positions of power.

Illegal? The younger party is young enough for this to be a danger.

Blackmail? I'm sure your spouse would love to see this...on a porno website! But youngsters can be blackmailed, too. Your naughty ways could be exposed, and what would everyone think of someone so dirty?

Same Age? You're both mature, you can do this. Still, you want to know you've still got it.

When posting, feel free to mention your preferences in the comment, or use the form below:

Name:
Age:
Older or Younger Party?: If you want people the in same age range or bracket or whatever as your character, you can say that, too!
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In:
Yes:
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A Brief Description of this Character:

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Name: Akame
Age: 19
Older or Younger Party?: Younger
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: Cougars, Ageplay, Hot For Teacher (assuming college), Blackmail (on the receiving end)
Yes/No: Here's a list.
A Brief Description of this Character: I actually tend to play AUs in meme threads because Akame ga Kill's setting is a little... restrictive? ...Tonally confused? ...Dumb? Anyway, the odds of her elaborately tragic backstory or how scary she is in a fight coming up are pretty low. Let's just say she's a very quiet young woman who occasionally doesnt realize how socially awkward she is, and can come across as aloof and intimidating despite being a total sweetheart when you get to know her. Also, she's very very hungry all the time and feeding her is the easiest way to win her over. ~~buy her dinner she puts out~~

Convincing Junko to teach a statistics class wasn't... actually the hardest thing in the world, all told? Still, she didn't expect to want to spend much time with her students outside of class until she was actually there, surrounded by attractive young adults and realizing she might have some unaddressed interests. Issues? Whatever.

Regardless, she's got the ever-hungry Akame out at an all-you-can-eat buffet, just sort of letting things happen. That is, she's letting Akame ruin the poor buffet owners' budget for the evening while picking at a little of everything herself.

Paying, and throwing down a bit of a larger tip, she's ready to, probably, at least accompany Akame home with a gentle smile.

[ ooc: Gonna do some futa here too ]

When an office hours meeting to schedule a make up exam turned into an invitation to eat out, Akme didn't hesitate at all. It would be nice to say that was because Professor Kaname is definitely one of the Fun members of the faculty, not to mention easy on the eyes, which is why plenty of her students hang out with her socially. And sure, all of that is true. But frankly, there's a real possibility that the creepy janitor from the athletics department building could have gotten Akame into his car with the promise of free food.

Still, Junko has been nice company for dinner, even aside from the fact that she paid. Considering the powerful, professional vibe she gives off, it's amazing how laid-back and funny she can be outside of the classroom.

"Thanks again for this. It was a lot of fun." Akame shrugs her jacket back on as they step out into the chilly night air and make for Junko's car, wearing her own reserved smile.

Junko is pretty free and easy with socializing even when she's got twenty years on her students - and heck, she's well-off and some of these students, y'know, they're less so. It's easy to make up excuses that aren't 'maybe there's an off chance she'll let me put it in her' when they're true, just not the whole story.

Akame is fine company as well, a bit quiet but a lot sweeter than the impression she usually gives off at first. "You're welcome. I wouldn't mind doing it again sometime, actually," she says, leading the way to her car, unlocking the doors as they approach, and opening the passenger side for her student. Before this job she didn't really drive much - so hopefully it's not too bumpy a ride. "Not too late yet either."

Akame is silent while they climb in, considering: if Junko still wants to hang out, should she suggest getting something to drink? She's heard rumors the professor is cool with that, but it would definitely be out of line if not... oh and she'd have to walk home after, wouldn't she? Well...

"If you still want to do something, I... could make coffee if you come up to my dorm." That's a normal thing to say after what was definitely not a date with someone you definitely shouldn't be dating, right? Well, now that she thinks of it, this has been kind of datelike...

She casts a sidelong glance at the woman in the driver's seat, or at least at parts of her. How did it take her this long to realize she was in an expensive car, on a night on the town, having things bought for her by someone with a body like that? Rocking a designer suit no less?

...No, this is a stupid train of thought. She'll just go home and see Junko in class on Tuesday like everyone else. After coffee.

The professor likes to drink, but they aren't in the best geographical situation for that. She'd have to take Akame home, drop the car off, walk and take public transportation, and then let Akame sleep at her home. Junko would like that if it was at all a sensible set of options, but that couldn't happen tonight.

"I think I could stay for coffee, sure," she says with a glance at Akame. It sounds like she wants Junko to stick around, and giving in comes way too easily. Akame's a gorgeous young woman, and even if it just means spending a little more time with someone pleasant and attractive, well, she might as well take it.

Coffee, at least, though.

It's a short drive back to campus, and a short walk to Akame's room. She fumbles with her keys for a second. Stupid. There's no reason to be nervous.

"My roommate is staying with her boyfriend tonight... most nights, really... so it's actually just nice to have some company in here." And that's certainly the truth. Akame's not the bitter type, but it's amazing how babysitting someone's stuff while she presumably has sex every night reminds you of how single you are.

"Have a seat, ah... you can put on something to watch if you want..." She tries really hard not to think about what the horny and definitely delusional part of her brain is expecting while she gets to work brewing coffee.

"Oh, Professor, how do you take it? Your coffee. I mean." It's not working. Apparently this is just going to be awkward until Junko leaves and she can throw herself into the shower to get some of this out of her system.

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