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The Cheesecake Factory Meme

1. Post to the meme.

2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why the hell you'd do this to yourself.
3. Honestly, I have no idea why this place is even real. What antics await for you and your dining companion as the Eye of Sauron stares into your very soul from all angles? Why does it seem like the cheesecake is merely an afterthought in an utterly baffling menu? WHO KNOWS.

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[everyone shut your mouth i love cheesecake factory]

[What the hell is a cheesecake.]

[Who knows why Dell Conagher is here with this kid, much less why he's not acknowledging him as a weird bird person, but it's fine. He knows your family. Somehow.]

Well, buddy, this here's all the big dinners. Salmon, spaghetti, steak, the macaroni and cheeseburger - you name it.

[The Texan looks up from the menu with a wide grin.]

But, if we wanna, we can skip straight to actual cheesecake.

[Construction people know construction people or at least people with construction hats. Like when given the opportunity to go to a high end restaurant with a man who's vaugely a family friend that looks weird? Germ will take it.

He looks engrossed perusing the menu before setting it down.]

So no ball pit huh?

[Something like that. Call him a family friend. Your vague, hairless, featherless family friend.

Dell's grin goes lopsided, and he shakes his head.]

Nah. We're dinin' a little too upscale for that. Whole lotta dessert, though.

[Gee Uncle Dell, you're the best vague hairless and featherless family friend.]

Do rich people even enjoy life?

[Guess upper middle class is rich now.]

What about having an all cheesecake dinner? And shaping the cheesecake into different foods?

[Thanks, kiddo. You're the best bird nephew he's ever had.]

Sure they do. Some folks just have fun gettin' fat off cake.

[The mercenary pats his stomach. His gut came more from beer than cake, pudge sitting on top muscle, but it's the same idea.]

Kid, you read my mind. Whatcha want?

I think your stomach is valid.

[Don't worry vague relative. You. Are. Valid.]

Strawberry. And chocolate. Together it'll look like garbage when we mash it up.

[Good garbage.]

Thanks, boy.

[He's not sure what that means but thanks anyway.]

Deal. [Engie's grin widens as he glances back to the menu and rubs his chin.] How's the Toased Marshmallow S'mores Galore sound? We could do three.

[Thumbs up.]

Three for two, that's pretty good. Marshmallows too. We can totally make it a picnic and roast them s'more.

[Get it? Anyway, he's getting a lighter from his jacket.]

[ooc: EDITING THIS TO HARDCORE APOLOGIZE FOR THE THING IN THE SUBJECT LINE I INITIALLY TAGGED YOU WITH, I thought you were a friend of mine from plurk. Still happy to tag you regardless, I love Germ!!]

[Engie snickers.]

Life'a Riley.

[He'd do the Pacha Meme if he knew what the heck that was. He orders away. His treat, of course. He's a mercenary, of course he has money to buy three Cheesecake Factory cheesecakes.

... then he finally notices the lighter. Whoops.]

Son, you might not wanna start any fires just yet.

Edited 2018-04-24 07:01 (UTC)

((Oh no worries, Im still glad people enjoy Germ anyways haha))

That's a mood.

[Sorry Engie, you'll just...have to deal with this.

Germ still fiddles with it like nothing's wrong.]

Jeeze, it's not like I'm gonna burn down the restaurant! I'm just gonna add some flavor to our marshmallow surprise.

[In Germ's defense, Dell is from 1971. If he wasn't, he'd probably say stuff like that too.

Probably.]

I figured, but not everyone else is gonna have the same idea.

[Don't worry, he'll catch you up bro.

He flips the lighter, pointing to him.]

That's where you come in.

You can cover my back.

How.

[She'll have to work this off at the gym tomorrow but who cares.]

[FOOD]

[You look gullible.]

So... Are you here for the contest?

...?

[This face.]

[Tough crowd.]

You know, the golden coin contest? They hid a bunch of them in select cheesecakes, remember?

[Do not judge her for having a spread of cheesecake slices that cover her entire table.]

[No judgement from Okuyasu "hell yeah cake" Nijimura. He nabs his own plate and slides into the seat opposite Saori's.]

'Scuse me!

[And scoops a big piece of strawberry cheesecake that he chews thoroughly.]

[ tfw there's hardly anything spicy on this menu 8( ]

[Who let the sweet tooth gremlin in here?]

[Cast mates and cross canon welcome.]

[Welcome to all.]

[Leonard thought he'd have a change from Saints and Sinners.]

[This is the worst fancy place she could think of on short notice. The real question is: why are you getting lunch with a teenager, who is also the devil, at the Cheesecake Factory.]