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[memesss]

 Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!

(Expanded Edition)

Sometimes people say fuck it, I'm tried. But that's okay. People sleep. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And sometimes you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.

Rules
Decide if you want to find the person asleep or the person that finds the sleeper. Note that in the subject line.



Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threadder.)
Go to Random and Roll.

1. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
2. Happy awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
3. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
4. Can't beat 'em - Join them. Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
5. Let them sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.

Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

1. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - Really. Default action going on here.
2. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
3. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly.  Or reroll.
4. Get to know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
5. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.

Decide - fuck the police. You heard. Fuck 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!



Please make note if you want smut or not.

Comments

Portugal | Axis Powers Nyotalia(?) | OTA

[sheshipsit]

OwO

[jeitinho]

[Luciano da Silva does not wake up in other people's beds. Well, that's a lie, he does a lot. But he doesn't wake up in his mother's bed. Especially after an embarrassing nightmare, because climbing into bed with his mother during a thunderstorm that brought back dreams of a dictatorship was absolutely not a completely manly thing to do.

Yet here he was. Luciano was a grown man, damn it, but he woke up drooling on Portugal's pillow.

At least it wasn't dad.]

....mamãe.

[Maybe she'd make him breakfast, too.]

Ziva David | NCIS | OTA

[ziver]

Hong Kong | Axis Powers Hetalia | OTA

[yumcha]

Jonathan Morris | Castlevania | OTA | Could find or be found

[okei]

Natasha Romanoff | MCU | OTA

[krasnayapautina]

[iseducetherichguy]

((So I was thinking that William Brandt could actally be Clint. Because of that nasty Tesseract Sickness, he keeps falling into these little problems of thinking he's whatever cover he's meant to be. Hawkeye went on an undercover mission as Brandt to help out the IMF and Ethan Hunt and now he actually thinks he's Brandt?))

Alix Parker | Original | OTA

[alixer]

[OOC: Character info here]

3!

[stealthcowboy]

[Roy can't figure out why someone would purposefully sleep in his bed, given it's a couple of sheets of cardboard shoved in the back of a hollowed out bus. So naturally, he comes to the conclusion that this stranger must have passed out on his bed after having one too many. He almost doesn't want to wake her, but sleeping out here is...not so great of an idea.

So have this stranger in an odd suit gently shaking you awake! At least he's not wearing his mask.]

Riza Hawkeye || FullMetal Alchemist

[miss_sniper]

[F/M for smut, otherwise OTA.]

America (Genderswapped) || Hetalia || F/M for Smut, OTA for CR

[libertys_lady]

Meenah Peixes | MSPA: Homestuck | OTA | Smut OK

[meanest]

Porrim Mayram | MSPA: Homestuck | I got gentle awake XD

[porrimraindowdrinker]

[Porrim seemed to be standing over Meenah who was sleeping in her bed for some odd reason. Perhaps it was a late night party or something enjoyable like that. The fact that Porrim didn't remember meant it had to be a good one too. ]

Hm....no+w...no+w ho+w to+ wake the sleeping fishy..

[Porrim said as she tapped her cheek as she had a few thoughts, one including a bucket or two but others a lot less lewd. After all Meenah was her friend sorta. Porrim put one knee on the bed as she reached out to grab the other troll's shoulder as she shook her a bit]

Time to wake up and get o+ut...o+r what ever.

[If the gentle shake didn't do it then she would go in and lick the fish troll's cheek. What? She wanted to know if she was fish flavored or not.]

Vayne Aurelius | Mana Khemia

[pactedtoacat]

[No smut because it's Vayne.]

Red | Pokemon Game 'verse | m/m for romance

[ellipsisspeak]

1

[shadowsnagger]

[Dude. We may have helped each other get out of that elevator fiasco, but that doesn't mean you can just show up here out of the blue and crash in his bed.

Wes crosses his arms as he surveys the sight before him, quietly trying to figure out how best the approach the situation.

The pillow impacting with the Red's head is clearly the best solution.]

Amemiya Taiyou | Inazuma Eleven GO

[glassworkgenius]

[ No smut please, thank you! ]

James T. Kirk ★ Star Trek XI ★ ota

[thetisfortenacious]

[OOC: Can find or be found. Smut is okay.]

[doc_not_a]

[How about him finding her? Smut is just fine with me if you want to go that route.]

mikoshiba shouta • DOLLS • ota

[enforce]

(no smut.)

placeholder X(

[tokkei]

rose lalonde | hs

[grimdarkest]

[ okay with smut
open to all ]

Porrim Maryam || Homestuck || Get to know them

[porrimraindowdrinker]

[Porrim was a bit confused to why the Rose human was in her bed, oh wait...that was right, Kanaya and Dave put her here for safe keeping. Though Porrim was rather interested in this human. She sat on the bed and then looked at the sleeping blond as she reached her hand up to Rose's face almost touching her cheek but instead brushing her bangs aside]

So+ this is what my dancesto+r is interested in...I can so+rta tell why. Tho+ugh her breast are kinda small, I guess she is into+ the inno+cent so+rt.

[She was wondering if Rose was listening as she then let her eyes travel along the smaller girl's body. She was thinking some rather lewd thoughts but she really was trying to be nice, for now at least.]

isaac lahey | teen wolf

[misjudge]

[ smut for canonmates only. ]

!!!! hi isaac

[dontmccallmyname]

[would u like a scott in yr bed or the other way around]

rokudo mukuro | katekyo hitman REBORN!

[fruity]

is this all right?

[grimdarkest]

[ zz...zzz sound asleep in your bed, mukuro ]

the Doctor | Doctor Who | OTA

[nevermindtherunning]

[remembermeandrun]

[So um.

Your future regeneration's maybe-companion (seriously what is going on with that) is kind of curled up and asleep in your bed, Ten.

Surprise?]

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow | MCU | OTA

[tarblackheart]

[[ M/F For smutty situations & nothing overly graphic (stomach churning noise) ]]

Re: Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow | MCU | OTA

[iseducetherichguy]

(So how would you feel about having a Clint that is having residual issues with Loki's staff? He keeps forgetting who he is, at least partially, and getting himself confused with the guy he's pretending to be for a mission? In this case, he thinks he's William Brandt, IMF agent?)

Lone Wanderer | Fallout 3 | OTA

[stealthcowboy]

[Character Info here]

Erica Reyes || Teen Wolf || ota

[strongbefore]

[OOC: Can find or be found. Smut is okay. lol I have no sleeping icons]

Re: Erica Reyes || Teen Wolf || ota

[smilederek]

[Teenage werewolves have kind of become the odd socks of Derek Hale's life. He finds them in closets, he finds them in his car, he finds them in places that he really did not expect to find them, so it doesn't really come as a huge surprise to find Erica ensconced in blankets in his bed.

He takes a seat on the edge of the bed, and reaches down to give Erica a gentle shake.]

Hey. I know for a fact that you have a home to go too outside of this place.

[Seriously, are you choosing to sleep in the "mattress pushed to the back of a subway car" suite, Erica?]

Green | Pokémon (Gameverse)

[unearthodox]

[ What is this smut you speak of? (Read: NONE HERE.) ]

Re: Green | Pokémon (Gameverse)

[blizzardproof]

[ say hello to Red sleeping in your bed, with a huge Pikachu cushion occupying about half of it.







m9(^Д^)ﾌﾟｷﾞｬｰ THERE'S NO ROOM FOR YOU GREEN WWWWWW

James Bond | OTA

[astonmartini]

(ooc: be warned that unless he has reason to know you James will not react well to this.)

[bursting]

[ There is a fellow spy snoozing between your sheets, Mr. Bond. Or at least that's what his cover was the previous night. It may or may not be blown now, but regardless, enjoy your new bed buddy. He won't be too happy when he wakes up, either. ]

Lily Evans | Harry Potter

[acecharms]

(( can find or be found; no smut, please ))

2, no smut sound good for these two?

[langlock]

And who do you want to find who? I'm open to either.

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[smilederek]

[no smut please <3]

[selich]

[The annoying thing about sleeping in a bed with someone else is that, if you both prefer to sleep facing away from one another, it creates a strange air tunnel between the two of you. That means someone inevitably ends up hogging the covers.

The only problem is, when you sleep in the bed of a vindictive fairy, he will both a) steal the covers back and b) kick you with his freezing cold feet.

Git >:( ]