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the drinking meme

① ( SOBER ): whether it be because you haven't had a chance to find the right glass for you or because you aren't much of a drinker, you're starting to look like the only one in the room who's managed to resist the temptation to throw their heads back and guzzle a few choice bottles. time to enjoy standing awkwardly in the corner while everyone else has fun, or tend to some friends who may have had one too many.

② ( TIPSY ): oh, geez. when did they decide to make moving floorboards? and since when has it been so darn difficult to walk in a straight line? you've only had a glass or two, but it's already starting to get to you, nipping at your nose and making you feel all bubbly and warm inside. hopefully this isn't the start of something worse.

③ ( DRUNK ): you may or may not have just made a series of terrible decisions and suddenly find yourself not remembering a single one of them. maybe that girl over in the corner of the room who hasn't turned your way all night looks like a nice target for a spontaneous game of fisticuffs, or that guy over there is probably, maybe, your next husband. maybe you're one of the unfortunate ones having to rush to the bathroom and get acquainted with the white tiles for a while? hopefully there's someone level-headed enough to hold your hair back for you.

④ ( HUNGOVER ): who invented noise and why did they make it so painful? whether you've managed, by some miracle, to wake up in (a) bed, or you find yourself sitting up from under the kitchen table with someone else's underwear on your head, the splitting headache you've got going for you isn't showing any sympathy for your overnight activities. better get to drinking a few litres of water and crawling under a few blankets for the day.

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Zenji Banba | Hakata Tonkotsu Ramens

[battingcages]

[ beer! beer! beer! beer! ]

DRUNK

[tonkotsu]

[ Sayuri had told him that Banba used to be wild back in the day, but Lin has no idea what that would've even looked like if Banba's supposed to be tame now. He's watched him finish the last three pitchers with little help from anyone else, and now as their group is beginning to disperse to head home, Lin's left with a very drunk Banba who insists that they should visit another bar. ]

Banba, you're already drunk as hell. Give me your keys.

Oni Girard | World of Darkness (garou OC) | OTA

[naturaldisasster]

[Must be Wednesday]

running the gamut

[hollow_man]

~You sure you want another, then?~

Orga Itsuka | Gundam: IBO

[evocate]

[ he can't hold his alcohol and i already apologize ]

[ i ] apologize - hi

[protrusion]

[ you'd think shino would've learned his lesson after the first time he drank. he missed a whole big important ceremony because of it the first time, the second time was Unspeakable, and has he learned his lesson? no. norba shino isn't in the business of learning. he's in the business of living life to the fullest and praying that he lives to tomorrow. # just little tekkadan things. ]

Orga... [ they might be two. three. yes. three? no. two. three. something like that- shots in? ] Get fired up because I just ordered another round. [ he might've gotten more. he just remembers telling the bartender 'more.' merribit would be so proud of the fine young men who leads tekkadan's crew tonight. ]

DC Comics ➔ Selina Kyle

[catlady]

jessica jones 🍻 ota

[hardedged]

[ the epitome of this meme, tbh ]

DC Comics ➔ Lois Lane

[spellcheck]

matt holt | voltron

[prioritised]

[ Definitely a lightweight. ]

ichigo hitofuri | touran

[firer]

Meryl Stryfe | Trigun

[bernardelli]

[ probably sober but not always ]

john doe (batman: the telltale series)

[lmaos]

[can be any tbh]

dale cooper (twin peaks)

[tibet]

Dr. Angela 'Mercy' Ziegler ⛨ Overwatch ⛨ OTA

[watching_over_you]

Germ Warfare | NITW

[itwaitsyouout]

garma zabi ☄ mobile suit gundam / msg: the origin

[garma]

shokudaikiri mitsutada | touken ranbu | ota

[candelabra]

Yosano Akiko | Bungou Stray Dogs

[oflifefourfold]

[She can hold her liquor.]

2

[itsoktodie]

Hey, hey, Yosano sensei~ what do you think about mixing all the drinks together? Will it be amazing? I've heard there's a way to die through chemical reaction. Wouldn't it be fun to try it out? Though, such a mixture would probably taste awful....

Ah! Perhaps instead, searching out the legendary absynth that poisoned so many would be a better path? That would definitely be a delicious end, right?

[He was definitely drunk, though how drunk was anyone's guess. Either way he carried on without a care calling for another round and harassing the poor bar tender for creative concoctions that might kill you.]

Han Solo l Star Wars

[simplysolo]

[Toss em back!]

2

[jedi_librettist]

Ben just reached the level of drunk he was in full command of his faculties but everything echoes. Including things not actually spoken. He knew that last drink had been a bad idea.

"Stop thinking so loud, Dad."

mad sweeney | american gods

[blarneys]

Archangel Gabriel | Dominion | OTA

[jealousheart]

Lucifer | Granblue Fantasy

[primarchy]

Shigure | Fire Emblem: Fates

[shigure]

[Lightweight warning.]

Ignis Scientia | FFXV | M/M

[fairygodspecs]

[Cast mates and cross canon welcome.]

Yosuke Hanamura | Persona 4 | OTA

[nohomomura]

[Total inexperienced lightweight, coming through.]

valkyrie | mcu

[swig]

[ ]

i crosscanon too much. hope that's fine.

[mistressery]

[Sakaar is one constant party. At least, it is for some people. A party for the chosen few who've outlasted the Grandmaster's mood swings or managed to stay in his good graces. A revolving-door cast of aliens who exist peripherally to the boss-man and give texture to his backgrounds and an audience to his performances. It's an easy crowd to mingle with, if one has any experience at ruling a planet or being a lunatic.

Occasionally, one of those party types will pop up next to Scrapper 142 and try to get social. That's the long and short of what's happening. 'Why?' is another, more troubling question.]

Hi. Introductions are lame. Friend of the family. Blah, blah, blah.

[She doesn't really expect the Asgardian to engage with her more than superficially, so she speeds right through the preamble. It is bizarre to self-identify as a friend of the family when the Grandmaster's so clearly lacking in the blood relations department. It's a found-family type thing, the Elders of the Universe. Again though, it doesn't matter, does it? Like the GM himself, Missy doesn't talk for anyone else's benefit. She talks to hear herself. 142 should probably be getting to a safe distance from all this before a xenophilic mass orgy breaks out and tentacles start flying around.]

Anyway! Are you drinking? I'm drinking. Let's imbibe.

[She tops up a glass of something whiskeyish for herself, and then extends the entire rest of the bottle toward the Asgardian in offer.]

Kairi Yano | Kaitou Sentai Lupinranger VS Keisatsu Sentai Patranger | OTA

[lupinred]

[ Probably acts like a lightweight honestly. ]