He sees me as I am.

[homesmutmemes]

The Interspecies Smut Meme

Cultures handle sex incredibly differently. While it may be casual in some societies, in others, the act of copulation equates with commitment. And that's all in one species! This gradient of reactions and attitudes becomes even more complicated with the addition of different species. Yes, species...sentient and sapient, of course! Be those races alien, magical, vampiric, angelic, animalistic, or even a vague mutation of humanity itself, all have a somewhat nuanced view of what sex should be, be it healthy or unhealthy. There's probably even other ways to go about it for them, not to mention the variation in the actual mechanics. How presumptuous to assume that everyone in this whole wide universe would be shaped exactly like bland ol' humans? Throwing two species together for a sexual rendezvous is inadvisable, yet it happens. Specifically, it happens in this meme. Whether the encounter is nervous, romantic, non-consensual, awkward, sexy, or anywhere in between, there's bound to be baggage, unfamiliarity, and the ultimate culture clash. Comment with your character, your character's species, and your detailed preferences, because this meme will definitely push some boundaries. Mention if you're open to assumed CR and AUs. I was fairly liberal while making this meme. Human-mutants or genetically modified humans can count as a different species, because I know there are a lot of those in DWRP. Feel free to AU characters to be any species you want. Vampire AU! Angel AU! Alien AU! Go crazy. Reply to others. Use the RNG to determine your scene. First Meetings: Don't you know it's the tradition of their homeland to have a tryst after introductions. Long Awaited: You've been involved for a while now, and the shoe's about to drop. You have to get physical at some point. Putting It Off: ...don't you? Actually, you don't want them to see just what you've got going on, so you've been coming up with outlandish excuses not to have sex. That ends now. Love: Being in love makes everyone - and everything - beautiful. Stranger in a Strange Land: You only have one ally in this new, weird place. Better make those bonds tight. Different Expectations: To you, sex is just a casual game. To them? You're now good as married. Not Wanted: They want you, but you want nothing to do with them. See What You've Got: Is it bad you're excited to see what a real life [insert species here] has in their pants? Just Friendly Curiosity: You're bros, honestly! You just want to see what the big deal is. Surely you can't be that different... How Will it Fit?: No, seriously. How is that going to fit? You two aren't made to go together in that way. You Do What?: That doesn't sound like sex at all. Are you sure they're not challenging you to battle. Not What I Have in Mind: Huh. You really pictured something wildly different. Unique Quirk: They have extra sensitive horns or wings or the like that can be used for extra fun. Arcane Magic or Science: They have to get your help to perform some kind of ritual. It also has to be done naked. Alliance and Marriage, Same Thing: To negotiate peace between your species and theirs, you've got to put a ring on it. It's for an Experiment!: You two just want to see if your kind can ever be together. Changed: Somehow, you've been morphed into whatever they are. They're going to be a pal and show you around in your new body. Difficulties: Okay, there's going to have to be some thought about the logistics here. It's not going to be an easy wham-bam-thank-you-m'am. Modification: Maybe you can't do the classic penetration, but there are other ways to get off. Power Up: There are interesting ways you can put abilities to use. Hurt: You didn't mean to, but you hurt them physically. Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder: They're actually the most gorgeous specimen back home. You're the ugly one! Well, not exactly to them, but you do look a little funny. Grossed Out: You tried to be open-minded. Yeah, it's not working out. You're turned off. Take It Slow: Don't rush things along in general is good advice, especially for this mismatched coupling. More Human than Human: Wait. That's it? You expected - and wanted - something a little more bizarre and exotic. Unconfident: Wouldn't they like someone of their own kind better? You can't help but feel a bit insecure and unloved. Did You Know: Some species have a heat cycle! You've volunteered to help out a lover or friend with theirs. WILDCARD

Comments

starfire ✧ dc animated

[highboltage]

[ alien babe. a babelien, if you will. i'm down with playing her as possessing vanilla, humanoid genitalia or something more xeno.

f/m. ]

van helsing.

[godsleft]

[ Willing to play him in his human-but-powered form or in his true, archangel Gabriel form (assuming he remembers he's Gabriel). In canon there isn't an actual physical image of what Gabriel looks like, but for the sake of the meme I'm going with something more horrific than beautiful. ]

Koakuma | Touhou Project

[littledevil]

[ A devil, who is surprisingly not evil. She just sees things differently than mortals. ]

[lasthungrywolf]

[Want a thing with this dork? He could either have wound up stuck in Gensokyo somehow and met her there doing odd jobs for the Scarlet household, or he could have jumped to her defense to protect her from a devil-hunter (or some other human out to take advantage of a devil) in the city he's from. Depending if you want her taking him in, or vice-versa.]

Nemesis | Nemesis the Warlock

[archdeviant]

[ When you want a big ugly alien wizard who is also a very pleasant gentleman. ]

Deadlock | ABC Warriors

[anarchyrules]

[ What kind of idiot makes a robot you can't fuck? ]

[peach_trees]

[Figured this might work because of the Dredd connection--maybe Techie is a repairman and things get steamy?]

Prince Sidon 🐟 Legend of Zelda 🐟 OTA

[swimchampion]

[Gigantic fish man with weird genitals, info on profile!]

weird genitals, you say?

[pandorasfinest]

[Prompts-wise, what do you think of friendly curiosity and alliance? :)

[Alternatively, if Dyluck here seems too young for your tastes, I'm happy to pull out an older muse that has unique anatomy of his own?]

[sullenstallion]

[If you're interested in a 6'5" guy with horse features, I'd love to offer Dylas. He loves fish more than just about anything else, so I could play him as very excited at the prospect of sex with a shark-man.

I also have AUs where he's more monstrous if you want to up the xeno, and I'm open to most kinks. If you're up for it, I'd love to hear what you're feeling.]

Belimai Sykes | Wicked Gentlemen | M/M

[hellsbelow]

(ooc: Part of a race descended from fallen angels. Kind of scary looking but relatively harmless.)

anya | pokemon oc

[sirnight]

[a delicate humanoid fairy with powerful empathic power. high strung and cynical. can be f or m so f/f, m/m, m/f all work.]

[onerthes]

[There was nothing like a night out on the town to get her mind off of things. A third eye was a lot more trouble than it was worth, and anyone who ever told her that seeing into the future would be great was only going to get a sarcastic laugh anymore. She'd had plenty of years to find out the exact opposite. But booze eased life's headaches, a hot spring eased the physical aches, and getting properly drunk meant she would probably not know how the night was going to go. Even better.

Settling down with a good sized bottle of sake, she took a sip and started to relax, right about when that third eye of hers glanced to the side and saw someone kind of exotic. Who was that?]

Ideo | One Piece | m/m

[boxxxer]

[A Longarm. Essentially humanoid but with an extra arm-joint, giving him arms twice as long as humans. Excellent flexibility but also the potential for hilarious awkward sex.]

Re: Ideo | One Piece | m/m

[kingsblade]

[Yo! Something post-Dressrosa? Or some AU shenanigans? Or two idiots pitting boxing versus swordplay, hahaha. Heck, they could even cross paths on Zoro's way to Wano and spend a time putting down some ruffians on a random island together while their two crews chat. (And they're off finding out what longarm three swords sex is like.]

Bigby Wolf | TWAU/Fables | OTA

[huff_n_puff]

((Human, Werewolf, or full Wolf flavors. Definitely up for ABO/knotting shenanigans if you're into that.))

[birdisonthewing]

[ooc: Love Fables so I can't resist. Robin's could have a foot in both worlds Fabletown and the Mundy's world. She's a good messenger, P.I., and a free-spirit, troublemaker, but knows how to keep secrets and reliable bird when the chips are down. Can shift from human, wereraven, and full raven. Open ABO/knotting shenanigans. I'm thinking 'Different Expectations', 'Did You Know', or 'Putting it Off...' or some combination therein as prompt. Any particular prompt you'd favor or CR you'd have in mind for them?]

Daenok "Reptile" Cynrik // The Reptile Universe // M/M

[daenokofchron]

[Reptilian warrior and all that entails physically with far too much information in his journal about all the sexual stuff, history, and more. Some parts incomplete atm]

Zorak | Space Ghost: Coast to Coast | ota

[withfreedomcomesnudity]

[The locust of the apocalypse, a jerk, and all the fun stuff that shacking with an alien bug entails.]

Peregrin Took | Lord of the Rings

[pippins]

Remus Lupin ( Harry Potter ... ) m/m

[lunaplena]

Seras Victoria | Hellsing | OTA

[vampirevictoria]

[A virgin vampire and former police girl.]

Mystique/X-Men/ota

[abeautifulmess]

Astarte | Stargate SG-1 OC

[glowingeyedgoddess]

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lunafreya nox fleuret ( ffxv )

[coruscation]

( the human side of things most likely, though au'ing her into another species would be fun. maybe an angel, or some kind of summon ( i.e. ff verse )? cross-canon is a+, and i'm completely open to assumed cr. )