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Fluff Meme

R U L E S:
1. Post your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Others respond using RNG. Roll 1 - 15 to pick a scenario.
3. Some scenarios have options (A - C). Pick any one from them or roll 1 - 3.
4. If there is no option that fits for you, then feel free to make one up!
5. And there you go, instant fluff~

Scenarios:

1. A little help, please?

A) Lost - You got lost somewhere, like a school or office building or even an unfamiliar city street, and it doesn't look like you can figure out the way back by yourself.

B) Bike/Car Trouble - Your mode of transportation has a flat tire and your cellphone battery is dead while you're in a middle of nowhere.

C) You Shrimp! - You’re just a short fry who can’t even reach the top shelf for an item. Or even if you’re tall enough, you STILL can’t reach it without a second hand. Like maybe, a ball that got stuck on a basketball’s ring.

2. Babysitting/Pet sitting

Your neighbor is going out of town for a few days. They ask you to take care of the pet (or the baby) for the time being. But you don't have to worry! Your neighbor hired someone to help you. You can only hope that person is reliable...

3. Playful Fight - The two of you are having such a nice time together, doing whatever it is you’re up to. Suddenly, one of you just can’t help but start teasing a little. Like maybe pick up the nearest object available and throw it to the other person's face.

A) Food Fight - Didn’t your mom always told you not to play with food?

B) Water Gun/Water Balloon Fight - Well, that’s one way to cool down.

C) Pillow Fight - Grab a pillow or two. It’s game time.

D) Tickle Fight - Who cares about objects! Your true weapon is your god hand!!

4. Hand to Hold - Something terrible just happened. It’s terrible enough to make you cry or flip a table. You don’t want to be alone right now with these feelings.

A) Shoulder to cry on - You’re not done crying and it just hurts to cry on your own hands.

B) Woke up from a bad dream - Did you get rickrolled in your sleep? Did you hear the trololo man’s song within your dreams? Sit up and tell that person to hold you right now!

C) Just had a bad day - Everybody’s against you today. Flop down that couch and start sulking.

5. Stuck/Stranded

A) Stuck in an elevator - You had places to go! People to see! But that can’t happen due a technical difficulty while you were riding the elevator. Fortunately ~~or unfortunately~~ you’re not alone.

B) Stuck due to rain - Just your luck, you forgot your umbrella. Do you wait it out or try to make a run for it?

C) Deserted Island - Due to a miracle, you survived the boat crash and even drifted ashore! Yay! Except... where the hell are you now? And, oh god, is that a dead body next to you? ~~Wait, it moved!~~

6. Sick/Injury

A) Stuck at Home - It’s your fault that you stayed out the rain too long. Or maybe you just overworked yourself too much. Be careful!

B) Infirmary - Looks like you got into a minor accident. Guess it was a good thing that someone was there to help you to the clinic.

C) Hospital - Still waiting on the results for that last medical exam? Maybe you're EXPECTING A BABY. Whatever it is, at least you've got some company to keep your occupied.

7. Confession

A) In Person - Nothing is more sincere than a direct confession!

B) Love Letter - You’re so traditional. Are you going to put heart stickers, too?

C) Phone call/Text/Email/IMs - Ahh, the wonders of technology. You can even say how you feel through emoticons. :D <3

8. Date

A) Dinner - Whether it’s in restaurant or take-out at home, enjoy a meal with that special someone.

B) Movie - Cozy up on the couch watching a DVD or head to the mall to watch latest blockbuster.

C) Picnic - Grab a basket, grab some food, and pray to god that whoever prepared it knows how to cook. Watch out for ants.

9. New Kid On The Block

You’re new to the neighborhood. Maybe you’re a new student or a newly hired worker. Maybe you even just literally moved in. Either way, you miss your old home and your friends. You’re so lonely. Aww. Don’t worry, maybe fate will be kind to you and reward you with a new friend very soon.

10. A little extra help with work or school

A) Study partner - The exams are coming up! You thought of calling up someone to study with, hoping that it will increase your focus and all those other benefits.

B) Homework pain - You have an extremely difficult homework. You’re at the point where you want to throw it out the window.

C) Overtime at work - It’s shit-o-clock. You’ll never finish these on time. You might as well pull off an overnight at the office, unless a kind soul decides to assist you with work.

11. Hanging Out

A) Shopping - Maybe your ~~victim~~ date doesn't mind shopping with you. Maybe they did. Well, they're here now and they're not getting away from you that easily!

B) At a coffee shop - Maybe it's your first date and the two of you are testing the waters, maybe you bumped into each other. Whatever the reason was, there's nothing like two people just talking over a cup of coffee.

C) At a playground - Nothing wrong with reliving your childhood here. Last one to the swings is a rotten egg!

12. Somebody Save Me!

A) Drowning - Wow, you didn’t even bother checking if your life ring had enough air in it?

B) FIRE! - Good job. You burnt your kitchen and now there’s a forest fire in there.

C) Defending your honor - How dare you forget your rape whistle at home! Maybe screaming will send someone to your aid! KYAAA~

13. Couldn't Make It To Bed

A) Drunk passed out - Looks like you had too much to drink. Think you can still make it to bed by yourself?

B) Slept on the Couch - You’re ridiculously tired and that short nap on the couch became longer than you planned.

C) Fell asleep in the car - Not exactly the ideal place to fall asleep in (carbon monoxide poisoning and all). Luckily, someone’s coming to your rescue.

14. Outdoorsy stuff

A) Stargazing - Maybe you two just enjoy the sight of the sea of stars. Maybe either of you believe in the legend of the wishing star. Either way, the evening sky is shining down for the two of you.

B) Camping - Screw the city! Nature is truly the best! Grab your partner ~~or be dragged off by them~~ and explore to your heart’s content. Watch out for snakes or bears.

C) Field Trip - It’s a class field trip or a work’s group outing! What will you do? Explore every nook of the location you’re in? Stay in your room and play board games? Sneak out each other’s rooms to meet up tonight?

15. Wild card - Roll again, pick anything you’d like, or create your own scene.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Wally is laughing too hard to reply.

THE WAY ROY IS ACTING, YOU WOULD THINK WALLY TOSSED HIM INTO A PIT OF LAVA.]

Am I?

[/convenient superspeed, dodges bucket water. Hehe.]

Because I think you'd have to catch me first.

[Wally. You are the literal worst. This is not how a watergun fight works.

THAT IS WHY HE'S ANGRY OKAY?]

Yeah, you are.

[Now he's just tossing water in Wally's direction, not really trying to hit him anymore because of his speedster powers. Sure, it looks like Roy's just making a mess, BUT HE IS STRATEGIZING, OKAY?]

[All's fair in water war.]

Whatever you say.

[Wally is idly getting out of the way of all the water Roy is tossing at him. He's not going to fall for the same thing twice, no sir.

Incidentally, hopefully no one sees them doing this. Because to those not involved this probably looks like some weird-ass water dance.]

[Oooooh, Roy is beyond mad and is going to get you, Wally. Somehow, someway. Don't go to sleep. He might splash you with a bucket of ice cold water. Don't get too comfortable around the cave; Roy might sneak up on you and German Suplex you or put you in a headlock.

Or something. But, for now, since he sees he's wasting his time, Roy finally stands and seemingly gives up for the time being. Approach with caution.]

Edited 2012-10-17 03:33 (UTC)

[Overreaction, much?]

Are you getting sleepy or something?

[Wally will actually not approach. He'll stay right where he is, a few feet away from the angry archer, thanks.]

[Nope.]

No. I'm still wide awake from the surprise bath I just got.

[Smart move. He's still going to get him, though.]

[Wally chances walking a little bit closer. He's within arms reach, but hopefully that leaves enough space to make a quick get away if he has to.]

Good thing you can swim then, huh?

[Shoulder punch. Still bros? S'all good? Oh God please don't shoot me with an arrow?]

Yeah, or you'd have probably been in trouble if I drowned.

[Bros? Yeah, sure. He'll even crack a ~~nasty~~ smile. You sure did get him good, Wally.]

Hey, I would've saved you if you were drowning, give me a little credit.

[Or he would have at least gotten Kaldur in here to do it. He smiles back anyway.

Roy smiled, so everything is cool right? Riiight.]

Uh-huh. By the way...

[No. Everything's not cool. Wally, Roy's just going to casually throw you over his shoulder since you appear to be close enough now and jump in the pool while carrying you. Sure, he's all wet again, BUT HEY. SWEET, SWEET REVENGE.]

What is i--

[Roy what are you doing?! Wally doesn't like you this way, omg. Put him down caveman!!!]

[Oh no wait. They're just going towards the pool. Phew.]

[Wait. THE POOL. GOD DAMN IT ROY.

GOD DAMN IT.]

Not cool!

[ON THE CONTRARY THIS WATER IS ACTUALLY VERY COOL.

Geez, what a jerk. Using Wally's idea against him. He's not all that upset though, because some people can be good sports about things.]

So, how about a truce?

[He said once his head was back above water.]

[Roy resurfaces, too. And he's grinning. Grinning because he's winning. Okay, not really.]

Alright. Truce.

[And now he'll swim to the ledge so he can get out, now.]

[Roy. You can't just grin at people like that. And Wally had his fingers crossed, hehehe. He waits until Roy gets to the ledge and maybe possibly sort of splashes at him.

ONLY A LITTLE THOUGH.

Totally a truce after this.]

Good deal.

[Scrambles out of the pool and stands by the exit where Roy can't grab him or throw him back in or anything.

WALLY WANTED LAST LAUGH LEAVE HIM ALONE.]</small

[He will grin at who he wants however he wants, thank you.

He doesn't think much of the bit of water Wally splashes on him as he gets out of the pool.]

You won't be so lucky if there's another round, though.

[YOU GET THE LAST LAUGH THIS TIME, WALLY. ONLY THIS TIME.]

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CRYING

AS YOU SHOULD BE I mean...

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS.

MAYBE THEY ARE WHATCHU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

Wouldn't you like to know.

Yes, yes I would, actually :|

Too bad.

So rude.

Not at all.

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