Sunday Gen Texting

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texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Thor • MCU • OTA

[pulledoff]

[maskirovka]

Going for coffee, if you're interested.

--and no eating the espresso beans, this time.

[pulledoff]

I am very interested, but I will make no promises regarding those delicious beans.

[maskirovka]

How about if I buy you your very own bag? Would that help? I need to "observe" someone and need an arm candy.

[pulledoff]

That would certainly help, although you should tell me what an "arm candy" is before I agree to anything.

[maskirovka]

I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend or husband. It would look odd for me to be a woman alone in this instance, so I need someone else along to draw attention away.

[pulledoff]

And you chose me because I'm the most handsome Avenger. Understandable. Yes, I will pretend to be your boyfriend.

[maskirovka]

I did, yes.

[ But mostly because Thor always turns head, regardless. Annnnd, Steve couldn't lie worth a damn, Tony couldn't pretend for shit, Bruce--just, no. Sam was off on a mission with Rhodey and Clint, and Barnes still jumped at every little noise ever, hardly conducive to spying and intrigue. And Vision wasn't even a possibility, poor thing. So. ]

You are definitely the most handsome Avenger, big man. ;) Meet you down front.

[pulledoff]

( Luckily for Natasha, Thor is also the easiest Avenger, and a little flattery goes a long way with this particular Asgardian. Sue him. )

Is it a formal affair, or will denim suffice?

[maskirovka]

[ She absolutely adores that about him, too. And she'll give it without hesitation, because it is more or less true. ]

Denim is fine. Although, as a favor, maybe wear that blue button-down I got you for Yule last year? And leave your hair loose, too. You'll look smashing.

[pulledoff]

( Clearly they make an excellent team! )

Whatever the lady requests.

Now for an important question: will there be food?

[maskirovka]

[ Brawn, beauty, and brains, the best! Why has no one noticed this before? ]

Excellent, thank you. [ Though the query has her laughing under her breath as she types out the answer. ]

Definitely. I'm not going to make you work and not feed you, my gorgeous god-husband. Where we're going has a great bakery, too. You'll love it.