sext now.

[forfun]

the phone sex / sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[wellguifford]

because i'm jerking off as we speak, shit. it was meant to be, like, a dick pic without the pic.

[danzan]

Didn't work, bub.

Don't think a picture would've, either.

[wellguifford]

it was meant for someone else anyway, u just kinda got in the way and now i'm stuck with u. what's ur name?

[danzan]

Think the guy with the metaphorical dick pic ought to go first.

[wellguifford]

name's guifford.

[danzan]

Logan.

[wellguifford]

hey, question.

we went through 'rhetorical' and 'metaphorical' already. got any other words up ur sleeve that could make my dick go limp?

[danzan]

Gonorrhea.

[wellguifford]

fuck.

[danzan]

You asked.

[wellguifford]

u should be someone's life coach.

[danzan]

I can't even be my own.

It's a bad idea.

[wellguifford]

i should pity those who need guidance about condoms and shit, but i can't find my last fuck to give.