Woke Up In Jail

[darjeeling]

[ WOKE UP IN JAIL ]

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby.

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Reason(s) you're in jail:

1. Indecent Exposure
Nobody wanted to watch you strut around with everything hanging out, and someone called you on it. Hope they gave you a jumpsuit or you're going to be prison eye candy.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct
"Wassat, occifer? No... I'm not dru-*hic* drunk. I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism
Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E
Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto
The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping
Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder
Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above
Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:

1. Cohort in Crime.

2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)

3. Jailer/Warden.

Comments

2-2

[rhodeing]

[Rhodey is so tired of getting this phone call. So tired of it. He can't just keep taking off work to come bail Tony's ass out of jail. Doesn't he have some sort of deal with the police anyway? He should get on that. Really. Rhodey's starting to become too friendly with the Sheriff.

He walks up to Tony's cell, one of the officer's baton and whacks on the bars, three times and sharp.]

Come on, man. Times a-wastin'

Jacob Black | Twilight

[warming]

1-2?

[entrusting]

[Of all the phone calls Seth had gotten, this had to be one of the top five - if not number one. It takes him a minute to remember just where the Forks police station is (they really wouldn't have called if Jacob had been on the Rez - everyone would've known he was a werewolf), but he gets there soon enough.

With two pairs of pants in his hands, to boot.] Could you have at least gotten jail time for something... you know, less exciting?

[He means "embarrassing." Seth's too nervous to actually spell it out loud.]

Capt Jack Sparrow || POTC || ota

[rumcaptaincy]

2-2 RNG knows Jack too well

[genie_lady.livejournal.com]

Its a typical cell for a typical seaside town. The only thing not typical is the rather garish looking bottle in the corner. Wonder who put that there?

Oh, but you were just getting back to sobering up, right?

Sherlock Holmes | BBC Sherlock | OTA | No smut

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

((Any point in canon, including Pre-show))

Pre-show! : D

[moriarty_was_real]

[This guy shows up and claims to be your lawyer! Time to talk to him! What's that, you're still high? Eh, who cares, this is more fun than sitting in the cell! That lawyer seems like a nice guy?]

Pleased to meet you, Mr. Holmes! Can you tell me what happened?

Calamity Jane || The Legend of Calamity Jane || ota

[whipcracks]

[ This is unpleasant and foreign to her; usually she's the one putting people IN jail. ]

I figure Phillip can pop by for a hello/possibly bail :P

[guilty_pianist]

[It's just as foreign for Phillip to be visiting jail and not contained within it. Fortunately, these people seem to have no interest in him. Which is good, considering it's taken a great deal of willpower to even enter the jail.]

Are you all right, Miss Jane?

loki; mcu

[liugan]

Misaka WORST | Toaru Majutsu no Index

[neurallycorrupt]

1-1

[candystriped]

For the record, I blame you for this.

Cho Takahashi | OC

[tenuefarfalla]

[[OOC: Cho's going to be horrified no matter what she's in jail for if she's the one in jail. She doesn't get into trouble. Ever. But she's sweet and trusting and she could easily stumble ass backwards into something illegal.]]

7-2? or 4-2?

[crowillusionist]

(ooc: Would Cho mind a criminal boyfriend? Or ex? or brother? Or just some random acquaintance she's taking pity on perhaps?)

Danny Fenton | Danny Phantom

[ordinarily]

[ Life is great when you're Danny. Oh wait, no it's not. ]

let's wing it!

[starboltgirl]

Danny?

[ She is standing awkwardly outside of your cell, looking very confused. ]

I was given your name when I was called to come here.

Jack Harkness - Doctor Who/Torchwood

[fixedpointintime]

[OOC: Up for any jailed reason and whichever role. But let's be honest - if he exposed himself, there weren't that many people complaining ;D]]

2 & 1

[ningwofuren]

I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG!

[ Nearly screaming to the top of his lungs, the viscous Lord of Wei finds himself tossed unceremoniously within the nearest cell. Scrambling to his feet quickly after hitting the harsh floor, Cao Cao races to the bars of his cell and growls. ]

You shall rule the day you've disgraced me, fool! The Heavens itself shall engulf you with my wrath, and all of your kin will be annihilated along with you! Mark my words...!

Uhura - Star Trek XI

[talentedtongue]

britta perry | community

[ftws]

Malik Ishtar | Yu-Gi-Oh! DM

[babygotback]

5-1? ...with something added? XD

[blond_smartass]

It's one thing to steal the car, but to crash it too! [Jounouchi sighed, throwing his hands up in the air. He groaned, banging his head on the wall behind him. Why did he agreed to come with him anyway!?]

So what's next, genius? Any plans how to get out of here?

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow | MCU

[unmakeme]

Katniss Everdeen | The Hunger Games

[stillplaying]

Geordie Riddell | Newford series

[keepsmehonest]

Temperance Brennan | Bones

[truthin_bones]

Justin Hammer | MCU

[norussianplz]

loki // the mighty thor + journey into mystery

[forcedreset]

Thor Odinson | Marvel Cinematic Universe | OTA

[thunderboltsandlightning]

3

[liftme]

[So Thor gets banished, which means Mjolnir does too, which is some serious bullshit, if you ask him. Not that he can say anything because he's a hammer, but he still thinks it was a shitty thing to do. That was an issue to take up with Odin, though. Not Thor.

Mostly.

He doesn't understand why Thor felt the need to throw him through an automobile showroom, but hey. He was just doing his job as a badass hammer. He flew right through all those itty bitty things and surprise! Humans don't like that.

So disappoint, Thor. They'd take him away if they could pick him up. As it is, he's claimed the jail toilet by landing on it and breaking the thing, because he is not pleased.]

abraham lincoln {abraham lincoln: vampire hunter}

[1865]

((modern au also available; deets here. vampire!abe on request.))

Starfire || Teen Titans Go! || ota

[starboltgirl]

Irene Adler || BBC Sherlock

[womanwhobeatyou]

((Pretty much everything but 2 is good!))

8(1, 4, 5?) - And here to bail.

[notbocceball]

[Ba'al isn't a good person by any means, well, he's not even a person, not that the majority of humanity needs to know that. He's just a simple businessman. So him coming to bail a stranger out of jail can be seen as rather... odd but he knows a potential asset when he sees it. Before he sees to the bail, it's only polite to introduce yourself. He appears at her cell door in a nice suit and looks like your usual CEO or VP.]

I am Mr. Hadad. Your bail will be posted shortly. Of course, should you feel the need to refuse... I will pay it regardless.

[He does have a rather odd accent, like a strange mix of South African and proper English.]

erik lensherr | xmfc

[wasneveranoption]

Stocking Anarchy || Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

[candystriped]