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rate that ass meme

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Clint Barton | MCU

[eyeofthehawk]

Two-for-one
Undercover

[roughedge]

8.5

[eyeofthehawk]

Above average, I'll take it.

[roughedge]

Yeah... it's definitely not average.

[eyeofthehawk]

Well I do try to keep it in shape.

[roughedge]

Can you really train it tho? Isn't it mostly fat?

[eyeofthehawk]

If you don't train it. Your ass is actually the biggest muscle in your body.

[roughedge]

So what sort of excersies do you do then to keep it in shape?

[eyeofthehawk]

Squats and lunges mainly.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Maybe I should start calling you 'Hawkass'.

[eyeofthehawk]

Somehow I don't think it'll catch on.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Hawkbutt? Clint Bootyon? No, that one doesn't work. Give me a little bit, I'll find something that sticks.

[eyeofthehawk]

[Is shaking his head in dispare.]

These are worse than your bird or fictional archer puns, Ironass.

[nonstopnarcissist]

I'm on hour forty-six, give me a break. I'm more math than man right now.

[eyeofthehawk]

Tony, get some proper sleep. Don't make me drug you.

[nonstopnarcissist]

I'm nearly done with this equation, I'll tap out while it's compiling.

[eyeofthehawk]

And how long's that gonna take?

[maskirovka]

Twelve. [ Shrug. ] But then you know that.

[eyeofthehawk]

If I'm a twelve then you've gotta be a twenty-two, Tasha.

[maskirovka]

Flatterer. Or are you in trouble again?

[eyeofthehawk]

Trouble, me? Never?

[maskirovka]

Trouble, you. Always. Well, okay, not always, but sometimes, admit it.

[eyeofthehawk]

Okay, sure. Sometimes I might need assistance with a mission, but I can usually annoy my way out of things first.

[maskirovka]

Thank you. Wise choice. [ She still loves you, though. #besties forever ] And yeah, you do have that talent. It's enviable, if nothing else.

[eyeofthehawk]

Took a while, but I've learned it's good for my health to always agree with you. [loves back.]

That talent has served me well.