bakerstreet | Like an old married couple

married couple smut meme

Because all that fun hands-on intimacy isn't just for the swinging singles.

how to play.

Comment with your character, prefs, etc.
All characters are welcome, as there are prompts for everyone - yes, including your grimdark antiheroes and playboy types.
Reply to others.

prompts.

wedding night: what else do you expect to go down on your first night as a married couple?
honeymoon: enjoy the beaches of Florida or the twin-sun skies of Tatooine.
not the marrying sort: how did you, of all people, get hitched? nevermind, you might as well just reap the benefits.
arranged marriage: a contract needs a signing.
newlyweds: you two just can't keep your hands to yourselves. or your bodies off every piece of furniture you have.
night off: one of you is always busy, so time together is rare.
long distance: a more extreme version of the above. you two are married but don't live together, as one of you is always on the road...or on the run.
still so in love: no matter how long you've been together, the spark's still there.
hatesex: there's no spark here, as it's more like a raging inferno of resentment towards your ball and chain.
rekindle the spark: in continuation of spark talk, you guys are trying to recapture what you once had.
make-up sex: the best thing about marital spats? making up again!
romantic night: break out the chocolate and bubble bath.
still got it: they have no need for jealousy, as you have eyes only for them. you want to show them how beautiful they are.
domestically depraved: to the outside world, you're the Cleavers. in your own little world, you're still the perfect couple - just a bit kinky.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN

[Hi! Would you be interested in either prompt 4 or 1? (Or is there something specific you might be looking for?)]

>((Maybe a combo of those two? This is mostly to seal a deal and he seems more than intent to see it through thoroughly?))

[Sounds good! I can start it if you'd like?]

((Sorry for the delay. Feel free to start.))

[Their marriage was a matter of political convenience and Iku had been led to believe that it would be a quiet, brief, uneventful sort of union and the two would part ways as soon as peace was achieved.

What she hadn’t thought would happen was finding herself panting on the bed after their reception, wearing only the white lace panties and the blue garter, the very last remnants of her bridal trappings. She can’t remember how many times she’s come already, but by this point she’s willing to beg, to plead for relief, whimpering as she arches into the touch of his hand.]

[ two options -

1. adult au where she is able to eventually buck her awful mother and grow towards a better life, complete with a (hopefully at least somewhat) healthy relationship.
2. teenage marriage/elopement to escape shitty living conditions, possibly for both characters.

either way, she'll probably have some level of sexual dysfunction. ]

[ Yeeeeah, because this works out well for him. ]

( kilgraves + villains/criminals + heroes welcome !! )

Edited 2018-03-10 19:28 (UTC)

[ open to canonmates, crosscanon, etc. superhero-types would be a+++ if only because she is the superhero wife. 1-4 isn't really my jam, hard pass on 9. honestly, i just want to do dumb, schmoopy married people crap. i ain't even really that into the smut aspect, but whatever rofl ]

Edited 2018-03-10 20:33 (UTC)

[Cast mates and cross canon welcome welcome.]

(Castmates preferred! A Love Suite style scenario where she believes they’re married and her partner knows otherwise is also something I’ve been wanting.)

[I'll let you start us off if you don't mind!]

[More often than not, it had been Kaede’s modest piano that greeted him, rich melodies permeating through the hallway of their apartment complex even before he entered the door.
That’s the way it was for the nearly six months they had been married.

But there was certainly something amiss today— no music, no sound. Was Kaede out somewhere?

If he opened the door, he’d find out.]

...welcome home, Akira...

[There was music at least— a playlist of jazz piano coming from a small set of speakers in their sitting room, but that’s probably not what he would be focused on.

He would have seen that deep pink apron before. With a purple frill and heart shaped pocket on the skirt, it was ‘cute’ enough to garner her attention and, as she put it, ‘motivate her to learn cooking’.
And she did look nice in it! Especially with her blonde hair tossed into a high ponytail, highlighting her flushed cheeks and embarrassed expression.

It was just... she wasn’t really wearing much else.]