Been a long time, Arby's

[blubs]

You've just walked into an Arby's!

The only rules:
1. All characters enter drunk.
2. They're thinking Arby's.

Optional link to Arby's menu
FOR AUTHENTICITY!!!

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Daryl Dixon ][ The Walking Dead ][ ota

[worn_wings]

[ nothing will stand between him and curly fries. nothing. ]

[oldladyenough]

[ oh, were those your curly fries Daryl? hopefully, he won't notice she's been munching on 'em too. ]

[worn_wings]

[ Oh, he notices. And slides them back across the table towards himself. ]

Hey.

[oldladyenough]

Sorry.

[ Though not really. The empty fry box beside her is not getting investigated, held upside down and nothing. Well, damn she's too lazy to go get another order.

Absently, her fingers have a mind of their own and are once again going for them even after he's brought them back to his side of the table. ]

[worn_wings]

Ain't jokin'.

[ Okay, he's not drunk enough to be really mean, but enough to sincerely resent any attempt to come between him and his greasy, ill-gotten gains. ]

You can get your own!

[oldladyenough]

The counter is like.....

[ She squints looking toward the front of the restaurant, resting an elbow on the table. This was why taking drunk Tara out was a bad idea, a very bad idea. ]

....a million miles away!

[ Or probably about ten steps, honestly. ]

[worn_wings]

[ But you've got to eat, and when you're drunk, french fries are one of the best options. Maybe the best option. Definitely an option that Daryl rates near the top of the pile.

He eats like an animal that doesn't know where its next meal is coming from at the best of times, but after one too many beers there's no chance of rationality outweighing that instinct. ]

You don't get half'f mine just cause you et yours. How's that fair?

Daisy Johnson | Agents of SHIELD | OTA

[morethan084]

Marvel Comics ➔ Laura Kinney

[retracted]

DC Comics ➔ Lois Lane (au)

[armybrats]

Marvel Comics ➔ Jean Grey

[marveling]

Villain!Izuku Midoriya || My Hero Academia AU || OTA

[dontcallmedeku]

[Villains need to eat and Izuku is thinkin' Arby's. Show up and eat with him. Fight him. Be awkward. Anything and everything works. He's getting curly fries and the Smokehouse Brisket.]

Sam | Sam and Max

[stephenkingbody]

Clarissa | Oxenfree

[explainsitall]

Marvel Comics ➔ Nadia van Dyne

[oca]

[ she...

HAS NEVER HAD ARBY'S BEFORE!! the things u miss growing up in the red room amirite?? ]

xianming lin ( hakata tonkotsu ramens )

[tonkotsu]

( complains about how greasy the food is, still eats everything )

Ignis Scientia | Final Fantasy XV |

[fairygodspecs]

[Cast mates and cross canon welcome.]

Engineer | Team Fortress 2

[spah]

[c rEAM GRAVY]

Dohko | Saint Seiya | Ota for shinanagins!

[goldtiger]

[He will devour all the fries and roast beef sandwiches!]

John | The Adventure Zone

[assendant]

[ "how is this happen-- "

SHH FRIEND. IT'S ARBY'S. ]

[spah]

[ooc: hi! would you mind me tagging you? nbd if you're not canon familiar with my character but i would love to hit up a john]

[assendant]

[ I'm not totally caught up on TF2 lore but I used to play it! Also go ahead, though head's up that it's Late in my timezone so it might be a bit before I get back to you. o7 ]

[spah]

[ooc: awesome, no biggie! i'm aiming for merle-levels of ridiculous either way. and THAT'S OK TOO. same here - i work tomorrow and i'm gonna crash in a bit so my replies will be sporadic, but i will definitely be tagging back!]

[The complete stranger who decided to sit across from John is tall and Texan compared to Merle, but he also brought a stupid amount of buffalo chicken sliders and curly fries. Sitting on the table is enough for at least, like, five people.]

Hoo! Ain't my uncle's buffalo chicken, but damn if these ain't hotter than a two-dollar pistol.

[He says, picking up a slider and adding sauce that he literally just pulled out of his overalls. He scarfs it in one bite.]

You try 'em yet?

[assendant]

[ John still has the menu open with nothing but a glass of water, but at the new arrival he delicately puts it down and peers at the plate. ]

No, I'm afraid it's been so long since I've eaten anything -- well, within a certain interpretation of that phrase, I guess -- you could say I'm working myself up to it.

[ He watches the newcomer eat with something between bemusement and disgust. ]

Sorry, am I supposed to know you?

[spah]

Alright, well. Don't work on it too long. I'm willin' to share, but I'm a quick eater.

[He's also on his, like, ninth beer. Which is why the next question gives him actual pause. He blinks behind his goggles.]

... Do I?

minsu oh | original

[foxtrots]

laura | x-men | ota.

[wildhorses]