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[memeswearhouse]

Hi! Welcome to my profile ^_^ My name is memeswearhousekitsune-chan(1) and I really like to rite fanfic. So you should join me <3<3<3
Its okay if u don’t know how to start let me help KUDASAI(2). Here’s some ideas on how 2 rite a SUGOIDESUNE(3) story!

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Prompt ideas!!! <3

ONE
Typos – Um. I don’t kno anyone who would be a beta reader for me so their may be a lot of typos. GOMEN.(4)

TWO
Japanese/other foreign languages – WATASHI DAISUKI NIHONGO! That means I love Japanese, so I’m going to put a lot of it in my fanfiction. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to put a dictionary at the end so you know what I am saying *^_^* U can also use other languages or leik english english from Britain, but Japanese is the most kawaii~~~

THREE
Author’s notes – UM I may put these in the middle of the story so you know what’s going on. Or if I have a funny thing to say. Teehee~ ((A/N:THEY'LL LOOK LIKE THIS BTW!!))

FOUR
Shipping! – omg like. I love my otp. You can totally tell they love each other even if they really hate eachother omg. They’re hate is so amazing! They should have the hot buttsex lol so kawaii (5)

FIVE
Purple prose – if u describe a scene it should use as many descriptive words az possible. Like “Amber orbs” or “pools of emerald” for eyes. It’s soooo much more better that way.

SIX
Mary sue – omg. Just because my character is a woobie, but also leik the most powerful character and like everyone wants them and is just jealous doesn’t make them a mary sue. They don’t have any flaws at all. STOP FLAMING.

SEVEN
Songfic- um I think this song by Evanescence really fits my character. It describes their inner sadness ttly

EIGHT
Lemon! – so um. I dk anything about sex but do u really need lube????

NINE
Babies!- I think every character should have a kid and be pregnant. Even if it’s two boiz. Lmao so kawaiiii

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Remember:

“This means the character is talking”
‘this is the thoughts’
*This means they are using their ultra sugoi mind powers!*

R&R
And NO Flames PLzZZZ THEY WILL BE USED TO COOK OUR HOTDOGS hehee

DICTIONARY::

1:memeswearhouse is my name and kitsune mean fox. Chan is what Japanese girls call each other to be KAWAII!!!
2: Kudasai means plz lol
3: Sugoidesune means its amazing right!!!111 uno
4: Gomen means i'm sorrie. isn't it funny that it says "go men"? I think that's kinda weird. hehe ^_^
5: Kawaii means CUTE. omg itsthebestwordever. lmaoaoaoaoa

Rules/how to play:
>>Post with your character
>>Tag others
>>You are now in a bad fanfic. Make it as terrible as possible.
>>Weep tears at how awful it is.

Wanna use comic sans for extra effect? COPY AND PASTE
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I hope you all know how much that hurt me to write.

Comments

Miaka Yuuki | Fushigi Yuugi

[ladyofsuzaku]

[A BLAST FROM THE PAST NEEDS ANOTHER BLAST FROM THE PAST. And FY badfic was a dime a dozen back in the old days, too.]

[thissideonly]

[Would Tatsuya count as a blast from the past? I mean, he's from 1999/2000...]

[ladyofsuzaku]

[OH GOD THESE TWO WOULD BE HILARIOUS TOGETHER. Actually I'm open to anything with this chick. XD]

[thissideonly]

[WE SHOULD LIKE, TAKE ALL FIRST SEVEN PROMPTS AND GO NUTS!]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[ladyofsuzaku]

A/n: KONICHIWA! ^_^ this is a snogfic 2 my fave salor moon song its abowt stoopiod Tamahome brakeing up w/ Miaka cuz he's obssessed with monies -_- HES BAD 4 HER!!!! SHE SHOULDA GOT WITH TASUKI HES HOTTER OMG!!!! butt rlly any1 is ok as long as its not a seiryuu (cuz they're evol) or Nuri-chan (HES GAY!!!!!!1111!)

teh snog is rainy day man it's lita's song from when her b/f dumped her & she cryed on ken

[thissideonly]

A/N: HAI DIS IS SORA-CHAN~~ <3 Mai BFF told me she wanna make a x-ova with Tatsu-kun 'n I was all, "YEAH LET'S GO FOR IT WHOOOO!" I luv song fics and Tatsu-kun is like A HUNK AND HE'S BI THAT'S LIKE, SHIPPER'S PARADISE cuz I have lots of ships for him and its possuble!

[ladyofsuzaku]

When I think about the first time
I thought I found someone who cared for me
But things were not as they appeared to be

miaka cried, she cried all alone. Tamahome had just dumped her cuz he said she wasnt enuff 4 him anymoar. sorry miaka but monies is my one true love bye

her hart was b0rked and she was very sad and thinking about all the times hed kissed her and said she was pretty and how they were all LIES!!!!!!

[thissideonly]

Ridin' on his supaa sexii motorcycle waz Tatsuya, with hiz red leatha coat with da black X on da front. He switch frum hiz matching pants 2 a nais pair of red jeenz and sexay black leather chaps that looks steampunkish. He, of course, has hiz helmet on, becuz respnsibul is sexii 'n Tatsu-kun IS A SEXII SEINEN!

[ladyofsuzaku]

Rainy Day Man on your shoulder I cried
When my first brush with love
Left me shaking inside

Miaka suddenly lookz up 2 see a hott dude there and thinsk its tamahome coming back 4 her but his hair is brown so its not him and she starts crying moar.

"y did u leave me tamahome?! whyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!!"

This is getting too hilarious. Also this is the closest thing I have to a sexy icon.

[thissideonly]

Tatsuya wuz getting warm becuz weatha + leatha = gettin' HAWT IN HEER, so he zippered down hiz coat 2 reveel 1 of doz black mesh crop top showing off da bodie he got frum his daddy (liek Psy's song yaknow?) He grabz a bottle of water inside his bike and drinks some, sum of da wataa drippin' down hiz lips.

Re: This is getting too hilarious. Also this is the closest thing I have to a sexy icon.

[ladyofsuzaku]

Ever Since I Can Remember
Like a brother you've been strong and true

suddenlty Miaka noticed teh handsome bishounen and her heart went dokidokis!!!! she felt bad cuz tama had hurt her and she wuz skared 2 luv again butt this guy was so dreemy!!!

[slayer4justice]

[DID SOMEBODY SAY BLAST FROM THE PAST?! Hi Miaka, have an Amelia. Because bad Slayers fic was a thing too. What kind of prompts shall we torture ourselves with?]

[ladyofsuzaku]

[OH GOD YES. I dunno, it all looks so tempting...bad songfics, sugar-high mall trips, lesbian lemons written by dudes only using one hand...]

[slayer4justice]

[Oh... oh goodness. The lesbian lemons. With the terribad words for sex. Let's do it (pun intended)!]

[ladyofsuzaku]

a/n: IF YOUR A PRUDE THEN GTFO CUZ THIS IS A LEMON. dun whine to ur mommy and daddy about hot chicks doing it being icky and scary. so im writing about Amelia and Miaka cuz Amelia's teh hottest chick in Slayers and ive never seen FY but Miaka's hott too and they'd look hot doing it. again all prudes get out.

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one day Miaka was taking a shower and rubbing soap over her sexy naked boobs when she fell naked into a portal.

Phoenix Wright | Ace Attorney

[seafoodlawyer]

[I can smell the bad romance cliches already. Bring 'em on!]

Forgive me I'm bored

[frilliance]

edgey-poo knocked on the door to feenie-chan's house. he was very nervous. he was gonna confess to feenie today that he luv him and canot spend 1 hour away from him. he had made sure he was well prepared. he put on tight leather trousers and tons of gothic makeup and was wearing no shirt. he looked very sexy and pale. omg dont you think edgey-poo looks hot like that because i do too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD

[seafoodlawyer]

Feenie was ewaring a sexy tuxedo that looked like tuxedo masks only cooler and tighter. he wnated 2 look liek a romantic HUNK cuz edgie was coming over 2day and feenie ALWAYS wants 2 look hawt and cool 4 his dreembote!!!!!!!!

I aim to please

[frilliance]

one glance at feenie-chan caused edgey to gasp loudly and blush a ruby red. "omg you are so sexy kawaii feenie!!!!! did u do all this for me? i am so happy i could cry!!!!!!" and he did with beuatiful crysalline tears because he was overjoyed that his beloved sweeteart wud do this for him.

[seafoodlawyer]

"oh edgie-chan!!!! dun cry i only did it 4 u cuz ur special." feenie blushed manfully and ran to embrace edgey in his strong manly arms. "u look so hawt..."

[frilliance]

"but im cryin becos im so happy" edgey wept and his pretty crystalline tears actually turned into diamonds. becos he is speshul like that. then he picked up the diamonds and then knelt down on one knee. "feenie-chan i have to tell u somethin. i luv u so much. i want 2 marry u and spend teh rest of my life wiv u and hav tons of sex wiv u!!!!!" omg so romantic rite?!11"!2!!??

[seafoodlawyer]

and feenie-chan began 2 weep sparkly tears of teh manly kind!!!! he picked up a diamoned and held it out. "o yes Edgey I WILL marry you and be yours 4eva!!!! ur the only one who has ever understanded me!" after all maya was just a kid and prolly gay and iris LIED to him!!!

[frilliance]

and edgey cried even moar diamod tears. "oh feenie i am so happy!" and he hugged feenie and began 2 kiss him. it was his first kiss ever but he wuz the best kisser in teh world. they kissed for two hours non stop and then he broke from it and cryed again. "i wuz worried u say no because i thought you liekd iris." because iris is a big liar and im so mmad that she lied to feenie!!!!!!! :( :( :( i wish she wasnt in teh games.

AU!Tatsuya Suou/Persona 2 Eternal Punishment/OTA

[thissideonly]

no lemonz okudasai (Please, I'm not interested in smut. Even bad ones.)
wtf no m!preg too (Adoption is fine, though)
plz play with me! (The rest is fair play!)

Re: AU!Tatsuya Suou/Persona 2 Eternal Punishment/OTA

[floatingsomewherebetween]

omg wut if clay-chan turned into a pupper and tatsuya had to taek him hoem and babbysit him with his b/f or g/f omg lol wtf XDXDXDXD

[thissideonly]

LOL WHUT HWO WOULD BE TATSU-KUN'S LOVA?!
[I'm already dying. CLAY-CHAN.]

[floatingsomewherebetween]

maybe Lisa or Eikichi lol

[thissideonly]

Duzn't hav 2 B Persona, btw!

[floatingsomewherebetween]

OMG tehn maybe Sain from fe7 or a kingdomhearts dude!!!

[thissideonly]

lololol kingdom hearts i haven't follow dat fandom in a while y kh, yo?

[floatingsomewherebetween]

cuz its an ff.net staple but so was fe7!

Squall Leonhart | FF8 & DFF | OTA

[grievolver]

~*~A/N: konnichwa minna san ^,^ i ship squally poo w/every1 so every1 gets a chance to ride the lion lol,,,dont like dont read plz R/R THANX*~*

this hurts to write

[youcanhavemylight]

Hi Squall!!1! *I wave at chu* Wanna rite fix 2getr?

it hurts to read A+

[grievolver]

::;blows bishie hair out of face.:: pssh watEver

[youcanhavemylight]

*i blush at the bishie hotness* ((A/N: bcuz it's totally final fantasy and we can make them fall in luv because clouod and rinoa dont love dem no moar))

[grievolver]

:;;he looks away b/c she remins him of HER & he dosent want to think of her rn hes got more importnat things to do liek homework;


((A/n ok so this isnt KH Squall b/c thats Leon & hes old lol but hes still a smexy bishie ^O^ this is FF8 so its the yunger one but hes still difrent in this story there goin to HS together & clod and rinny-chan arent their w/them)

Niles | Fire Emblem Fates

[stealsthemoon]

lol hes a slut so just throw anyone at him & he'll do it but he's also sad and angsty so he'll need lots of fluffy comfort ^_^

Re: Niles | Fire Emblem Fates

[wouldilietoyou]

oooo, I dont know your karacter, but Varyan iz sad & angsty too, they kould be perfekt fit!!!

Athena Cykes | Ace Attorney

[sensesyourdiscord]

OMG SHE'S SO PRETTY AND SAD so she needs handsome boys to rescue her and make it all better ^_^ especially if it's an original charrie and theres lemons too *blushie blush*

Dazai Osamu | Bungou Stray Dogs

[neverwashere]

MINNA-SAN! Let's all have fun desu ne~? *o*

[frilliance]

my edgey wears tight leather trousers and a choker and no shirt because he luks rly hot in those!11111 plz gimme 23238473204 reviews or i wont update :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[sensesyourdiscord]

a/n: so this is my au of athena shes older and very sexy and wears dark tight clothes and red lipstick. shes traumatized in a sexy way by seeing blood and murder as a kid even tho she kicks @$$ at kungfu & stuff. one of her eyes is dark red and she has a speshul tattoo of a mystical justice demon on her left boob cuz she's destined and stuff.

[frilliance]

a/n: my edgey is also destined for great things because he shoots lasers from his eyes and was born with multicoloured angel wings. and klavier is his long lost brother!!!!!!

[sensesyourdiscord]

a/N: OMG so kewlies!!!! they should totally get 2gether or be a teem or something she's 18 so its legal but if not he can take care of her like a little sister!!!! and protect her from that meanie apollo who pushed her away and thinks meen things all teh time!

I am sorry Apollo

[frilliance]

a/n: apollo sux. im mad he replaced feenie. he became teh main character to get in teh way of my phoenix/edgeworth otp. my edgeworth protects athena from him becos athena is cool. they shud def be a team and defeat apollo so he doesnt take over teh world. becos my apollo is teh bad guy who wants to destroy teh world i mean that is what that bandage over his eye is for right??????

Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun || The Slayers

[slayer4justice]

HIIII MINNA-SAAAAN!! leik omg i ship amelia and zelgadis so bad but, i dont mind putting her with other people LULZ so ^.^v come and hekp me write good fanfix kay??//?/

[wouldilietoyou]

OMG what if they met
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soooo kawaiiiiiiiiiii
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thts cald cross-over
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Dyou laik crossoverz?

Varian | Tangled TV series

[wouldilietoyou]

Disclaimer: not mine! Tangled, I mean. Its Disnejs. And Varien, too.
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if he woz mine, hed get happy ending olredy coz now the creators ar just mean to him!!!
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& so iz evrbady in Corona.
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Open to any colaboration wiz other autors!
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Just dont kall him a vilayn, thats just mean. :(
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Oh, but he can defintli be a schwarzcharacter for our fic if you wonna.