NOBODY'S GOING TO RUIN MY WEDDING!!!

[waruvial]

Bridezillas Meme

A wedding is a ceremony that unites two people in marriage. Usually this is a happy, life-changing event... but sometimes some brides (and grooms) take their "special day" too seriously.

Pick your role!

Bridezilla - It's your special day and nobody's going to ruin it!!! Groomzilla - Brides aren't the only ones who can go nuts. Yeah, gender equality! Spouse - God help you before you're legally bound to this mad(wo)man. In-laws - Is your relative really going to go through with this? Other Family/Friend - Was the bride/groomzilla always like this or did this behavior come out of nowhere? Stranger - Honestly? You just came here for the food. Like hell you'd be friends with these people. Wedding Planner/Photographer/Misc. Staff - You just don't get paid enough for this bullshit, do you? The Dreaded Ex - Who invited you?!

Pick your scenario!

Utter imperfection - The cake's not the right color, it's fucking beige, not cream! Why isn't my swan ice sculpture big enough?! Everything is going wrong and it's not okay! Something's missing - Why aren't all of my bridemaids here yet? I guess some people don't care about my special day! My wedding, my schedule - I might be 3 hours behind because I'm not ready yet, but all y'all fuckers can deal with it because it's my wedding! Donate to my patreon plz - I used up my wedding budget, help me buy my wedding dress or we're not friends anymore! Also, my bridesmaids gotta wear Louboutins, no exceptions! Last day of the single life - It's my wedding tomorrow, let's throw a bachelor(ette) party! What do you mean you don't care about flower arrangements? - This is possibly the most important part of the wedding, do you not love me??? Social media meltdown - If you're not going to cater to my needs for my wedding, then I'm going to destroy you on social media! Destination wedding - What do you mean you can't afford a trip to The Bahamas for my wedding?! I'm not made of fucking money! Change of plans - What do you mean you have to cancel?! Your problems aren't my problem on my wedding day! Excuse me?! - Somebody's ex came uninvited and they object! Or maybe somebody still has feelings for an ex and the wedding can't go on. Accidents happen - The wedding dress doesn't fit anymore for some reason, or maybe the decorations are falling apart. You can't handle the truth - Somebody's had enough of the bride/groomzilla's shit and they're gonna make their opinion known. Your cheating heart - I can't believe you had strippers at your batchelor(ette) party! You probably banged one of them, didn't you?! TFLN - Drunk/high shenanigans or the aftermath of them! Ragrets will be had indeed. Wildcard option - Anything can happen at a wedding!

(Bridezillas is coming back this Friday, fellow Americans with shit taste!)

Comments

Alice Cullen | Twilight | OTA

[manicpixiedreamgirl]

[bridezilla by proxy tbh]

Claire Bennet | Heroes | OTA

[breakablegirl]

[Unlikely to go Bridezilla herself but other roles are good.]

Blue Sargent | The Raven Cycle | OTA

[pigmypouter]

[Maybe a bride but not the bridezilla! But good for the other roles.]

Mabel Pines | Gravity Falls

[rhymeswithtable]

[[She may not be getting married, but she's going to do everything she can to make sure this wedding is amazing. Maybe it's your wedding or maybe those two geese over there are getting married. Who knows?]]