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1. Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
2. Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
3. Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
4. With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
5. Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
1. Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
2. Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
3. Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
4. With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
5. Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
1: Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
2: honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
3: Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
4: You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
5: I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
6: [bring your own text]
2: honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
3: Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
4: You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
5: I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
6: [bring your own text]
Edited 2018-02-25 00:39 (UTC)
1: Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
2: Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
3: This is a long quiet trip without somebody to sext.
4: You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
5: Look I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
6: [bring your own text]
2: Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
3: This is a long quiet trip without somebody to sext.
4: You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
5: Look I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
6: [bring your own text]
1) I know how vodka works. I’m drunk, not stupid.
2) Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Mustaches" I found outside my door?
3) You came in, yelled 'I'm from the future,' and puked all over the floor.
2) Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Mustaches" I found outside my door?
3) You came in, yelled 'I'm from the future,' and puked all over the floor.
Being drunk and being stupid are not mutually exclusive and often go hand in hand.
1) Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
2) I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
3) Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
4) [Text her. Misfires welcome.]
2) I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
3) Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
4) [Text her. Misfires welcome.]
[begins here]
... Yeah, she kind of does seem like the kind of person who would do that.
[The teacups, the Small World ride... ugh.]
... Yeah, she kind of does seem like the kind of person who would do that.
[The teacups, the Small World ride... ugh.]
1. I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well.
2. i know we're in space but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
3. you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
4. Text him first?
2. i know we're in space but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
3. you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
4. Text him first?
1. So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
2. He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night.
3. My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
4. Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
5. Text him!
2. He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night.
3. My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
4. Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
5. Text him!
Because you're going to blow him into being a better person?
1. he told the whole story with a straight face. AND as he was turning to go, he literally said, 'mic drop.' ????
2. apparently i wrote myself a to-do list out of some of my crafting notions last night. i wrote 'more snacks' in zippers. the only one that doesn't fit is the one i made out of pink buttons, which (for some reason) says, 'i need u.'
3. i don't know why, but it was shocking! i think that's the first time i've gotten a love note since 2nd grade.
4. you know how they say red bull gives you wings? it gives you HEADACHES. it does NOT give you wings.
2. apparently i wrote myself a to-do list out of some of my crafting notions last night. i wrote 'more snacks' in zippers. the only one that doesn't fit is the one i made out of pink buttons, which (for some reason) says, 'i need u.'
3. i don't know why, but it was shocking! i think that's the first time i've gotten a love note since 2nd grade.
4. you know how they say red bull gives you wings? it gives you HEADACHES. it does NOT give you wings.
1. Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
2. I didn't have anyone to cheer so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard.
3. She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY". I don't know why I bother trying.
4. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone".
5. Text Him.
2. I didn't have anyone to cheer so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard.
3. She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY". I don't know why I bother trying.
4. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone".
5. Text Him.
01. So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
02. You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
03. He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
04. You went home with a guy at 11... then returned to the bar at 1
05. (text him!)
1. Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
2. They changed their WiFi to “we can hear you having sex”. Passive aggressive much?
3. I can’t remember anything more except being forced to watch the stars with my boss for 4 hours.
2. They changed their WiFi to “we can hear you having sex”. Passive aggressive much?
3. I can’t remember anything more except being forced to watch the stars with my boss for 4 hours.
So change yours and make things aggressive aggressive.
1) Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
2) That's science, my friend. Boner science.
3) Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
4) i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
5) text him!
2) That's science, my friend. Boner science.
3) Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
4) i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
5) text him!
(continued!)
You say that like those are mutually exclusive! Bored people who openly mock easy targets are jerks, like, 99% of the time!!
as for the necromancy, I just
got in some trouble a while back.
It isn't something that I want to repeat.
You say that like those are mutually exclusive! Bored people who openly mock easy targets are jerks, like, 99% of the time!!
as for the necromancy, I just
got in some trouble a while back.
It isn't something that I want to repeat.
1. You should have been there. We threw a spear through their windshield.
2. We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
3. There is no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
4. I'm still alive, btw, in case you were worried about my well-being.
5. Text him.
2. We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
3. There is no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
4. I'm still alive, btw, in case you were worried about my well-being.
5. Text him.
[ continued from here, or- ]
1. I'm pretty sure I was naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
2. She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
3. Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
4. You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDN'T I leave Pepper?
5. Wildcard, TEXT HIM!
1. I'm pretty sure I was naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
2. She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
3. Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
4. You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDN'T I leave Pepper?
5. Wildcard, TEXT HIM!
1. Well, when you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
2. This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos.
3. I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off".
4. Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
5. - text her!
2. This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos.
3. I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off".
4. Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
5. - text her!
hey, there's nothing that can't be solved with some funky dance moves!
[1] help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
[2] Few clerical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Antonio? 4. Where's my super suit?
[3] you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL McDonalds.
[4] my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
OR text him!!
[2] Few clerical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Antonio? 4. Where's my super suit?
[3] you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL McDonalds.
[4] my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
OR text him!!
1. I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
2. you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot I believe
3. He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome?
2. you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot I believe
3. He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome?
1. I was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when I walked into the wall. It's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall.
2. Some guy in the toilet... he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I said you should have called me, we look like idiots. He didn't say anything so I got pissed off and hit him. Completely decimated my hand. It was all bloody and covered with glass afterward. Never saw him again that night or since.
3. Did I call you last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic?
4. [your character:] What the fuck?
[John:] You're going to have to be more specific.
5. Text him!
2. Some guy in the toilet... he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I said you should have called me, we look like idiots. He didn't say anything so I got pissed off and hit him. Completely decimated my hand. It was all bloody and covered with glass afterward. Never saw him again that night or since.
3. Did I call you last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic?
4. [your character:] What the fuck?
[John:] You're going to have to be more specific.
5. Text him!
Edited 2018-02-25 04:36 (UTC)
1. Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. It was pretty tragic and pretty beautiful.
2. I told you I couldn't sleep and you rolled over and just replied, “shh, just pretend”.
3. I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute.
4. If you go to jail tonight, call me. I want to get out of work
5. Text him
2. I told you I couldn't sleep and you rolled over and just replied, “shh, just pretend”.
3. I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute.
4. If you go to jail tonight, call me. I want to get out of work
5. Text him
1. Help. There is a guy in a bunny costume.
2. You made me brush your teeth last night. ...for 47 minutes.
3. And then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch. A CAN of soup.
4. Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe have blown up the bottom half of your truck.
2. You made me brush your teeth last night. ...for 47 minutes.
3. And then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch. A CAN of soup.
4. Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe have blown up the bottom half of your truck.
1. i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
2. I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
3. last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
4. This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
5. Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
6. [TEXT HIM]
2. I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
3. last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
4. This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
5. Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
6. [TEXT HIM]
I sent you nudes last night?
I promised myself I'd stop doing that
I promised myself I'd stop doing that
1. you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
2. I come into the dorm and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga.
3. You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
4. did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
5. text him~
2. I come into the dorm and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga.
3. You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
4. did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
5. text him~
keeler | starfighter | ota for misfires/general, m/m for shipping
physicaill
2018-02-25 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
1. If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, tonight verified that I'm 100% gay
2. We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare on this spaceship
3. So I woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my dorm room floor...
4. I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
5. [text him!]
2. We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare on this spaceship
3. So I woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my dorm room floor...
4. I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
5. [text him!]
Edited 2018-02-25 21:18 (UTC)
[thanks bud.]
Good. It's nice to see not everyone jumps into conclusions.
Good. It's nice to see not everyone jumps into conclusions.
Edited 2018-02-25 21:22 (UTC)
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