Dad jokes

[thoughtsonyaoi]

Doesn't everyone like to be pampered and spoiled? You could certainly understand the desire. How about receiving the benefits of experience and knowledge...through someone else, someone older than you and more distinguished? Be good, then, and you'll be rewarded. Be bad - well, remember: a punishment isn't off the table for someone with your youth. — OR — They're so young - yet so, so tempting. But you know what they say. The more forbidden the fruit, the sweeter the juice. They're absolutely off-limits. And wouldn't you love to taste them, no matter if you feel guilty or not? Look at yourself. Do you feel like a pervert? This person could be an outlier, or maybe you've always had a weakness, even if you didn't realize it before. At least you can take care of them like few others chasing after them could. You know exactly what they want and need. Comment with your character, information, and what role they'll play. Is there an age gap? Is this actually illegal? It could be kink play, though, or characters acting older and younger. Please note that there also doesn't need to be daddy kink "play" if you don't want it. There could just be an older/younger or an inexperienced/refined dynamic. Just be sure to clarify how heavy or light you'd prefer to go. Older ladies are fine, too. Reply to others. Thread.

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Amma Preaker | Sharp Objects

[ammapreaker]

Jason Todd | DCU | m/m

[dontcallmejay]

[legit wondering wtf i'm doing putting Jay here but fuck the rules. Open to any older man for Jason to play the 'son', but just know he has actual daddy issues. like a lot of them. open to anyone for Jason to play the older. would absolutely love some batslash for this.]

Re: Jason Todd | DCU | m/m

[justlikeacircus]

_{[....*sidles on in here* sooo how would you feel about Dickiebird playing the 'younger' role?]}

Re: Jason Todd | DCU | m/m

[dontcallmejay]

[I'm down! jason might laugh at him tho. ;)]

Re: Jason Todd | DCU | m/m

[justlikeacircus]

_{[Hello sorry for the delay, are you still up for this?}

Yea I can see Jay finding it hilarious, maybe start it as a joke or a bet that one or both of them turns out to find pretty hot?]

Wanda Maximoff | MCU | f/m

[alayavedma]

Alfred ( Vikings - m/m )

[devilsandangels]

Kai Anderson ( American Horror Story: Cult )

[pinkyswearing]

[ Either side of it. He's into some weird shit. ]

Shiro | Voltron Legendary Defender | m/m

[leadershipped]

(( ...most likely the older character ))

Rhys the Company Man | Borderlands | M/M

[10milliondollars]

(Won't play underage, but willing to thread a college au? Canon also works. See profile for ships, kinks, and squicks.)

karen page, daredevil.

[secretare]

sam winchester ♱ supernatural ♱ m/f

[exorcising]

( probably older. )

ariel | the little mermaid | f/m

[bodylanguages]

[ but daddy...! ]

rogue ● x-men: evolution ● f/m

[empowerment]

( seeking logans, eriks, xaviers. )

Armin Arlert | Attack on Titan | ota

[daffodilbrilliance]

[Preferably the younger party, but both kink-play and actual age-gap set-ups are acceptable.]

Kristen Kringle l Gotham

[misskringle]

[Younger lady at mid 20s, would love to play her against a McKenzie!Gordon but am open to general older man/younger lady and light hearted kink play.]

soleil | fire emblem: fates | f/f

[sunnymerc]

[an attractive high schooler or college coed without any qualms being with a woman older than herself.]

thor odinson « mcu » older party « ota

[lordsparkles]

[earthen]

[ Two quick questions.

1. Are you cool with crossmedium?
2. If yes to 1, do you prefer to approach this meme more lightly/casually or with something darker? I have ideas for either. ]

[lordsparkles]

( ooc; Sorry, but I don't think I'm game for this pairing. Thank you for the interest, though! )

[candlelights]

You don't belong here.

[ She's heard the line so many time before from so many different men, all who want to "save" her for whatever reason. Because that would save them, or they think it would. A Richard Gere movie pulled right off the VHS tape into real life, a shot at redemption. Only broken people, the stereotype says, turn up at strip clubs - to say nothing of bondage bars. Dysfunction keeps the industry afloat. Mimi's heard that line too, mostly from college kids who want to act like they're on a sociological safari while avoiding the implication that she's their wild animal.

Where did your dad go wrong? They don't have to ask the question for it to hang in the air. Girls with normal family lives don't grow up and get tied up for a living. Or, at least, people don't want to believe they do.

Mimi's not broken. A little crumbled around the edges, in nooks and crannies, sure, yet so many got it worse. She's lucky enough to like her job - mostly - too. Still, she knows her demographic. Him? He doesn't fit in any stretch of the imagination.

She kneels down on the long catwalk, the lull in the club's crowd allowing her a moment to stop without needing to rush for tips. Hardly anyone's around and nobody except her seems to recognize him. She gets why; even without the long hair, his face isn't exactly the same one she remembers studying like her life depended on it as a kid. You couldn't walk two steps in New York back then without seeing Avengers plastered on everything. Thor was a fan favorite with her classmates, the girls most of all. ]

But something tells me you've been getting a lot of that lately.

[ She smiles, hair falling over her shoulders as her knees slide along backlit plexiglass. Her wrists are still raw from the handcuff dance she'd performed not twenty minutes ago.

The new manager wanted a full show even when the house wasn't full. ]

Francis Drake | Fate/ | OTA

[thebooty]

[The 'daddy'. Somewhere between 30 - 40 yo. She loves blowing money so she'd fit right in being a sugardaddy, and loves young women and young boys.]

[supergrowthspurt]

[If you're okay with an underage character.... Izuku Midoriya here is 15 years, a sweet boy who just wants to help and be of use to people, will work himself to the bone to impress authority-figures and has super-strength and stamina. Surely nobody could be so rotten as to swoop in and seduce such a frail and wide-eyed naif into a life of debauchery, affection and attention. Absolutely. Nobody.]

[killwithkindness]

[Can AU as an Assassin allied with Drake and/or a new member of her crew. Either way, any kink preferences? Feel free to check my own list on my profile, for this meme I think anything up to Maybe goes.]

shuri | black panther/mcu | f/m

[selfashuried]

[ i'm gross and tbh i don't care. less interested in the "daddy" angle than i am in just plain older dude/younger girl.

especially here for ( highlight for spoilers/click to skip )bucky, because that post credit stinger got me shipping them but cool with anybody. ]

roxanne { a goofy movie } f/m

[i2i]

[ Younger.

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