Be it ever so humble

[funandcutememes]

THE DOMESTIC SMUT MEME

Ah, home sweet home. There's nothing quite like it, whether your place is a roomy house in suburbia with a white picket fence, a little shack, a space station outside Jupiter's orbit, or a cold stone castle. It's yours, where you feel safest (...hopefully) and most, well, at home! Here, in your own kingdom, you can do what you want: take your shirt off, get rid of your shoes, and eat the grossest food available just because you can.

...and also have lots and lots of sex, for there's someone here you can always fuck.

Not only has your character found themselves in the home they want - not the one they were born into, forced to live in, or otherwise - they're also domestic...er, as much as certain people can be, which is perhaps not at all. But worry not, the meme has options that can make it make sense for even the most homicidal yet strangely nonchalant half-god alien demon hunter giant slayer to settle down. Oooor something like that. Like banging the cleaning lady or using his partner so he cans teal their energy to get stronger.

Isn't domesticity grand?

You'll be have tons of time for a special sort of togetherness, but don't let all that steam cloud up your mind. There are still other things involved in having a home! You have to do chores, visit others, and take care of business. Nothing says you can't combine a bit of play into all that, though. Just hope that the two of you don't get mad at each other! Unless you're ready for hot angry sex or even more fulfilling make up make outs, that is.

There's one important thing to remember about being all homey and cozy: when the house is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

How to Play 

• Comment with your character and preferences. You can leave your comment blank OR you can put a bit more information about what prompts you like, info about your character, what have you.
• Comment to others.
• Play out domestic sex.
• "But my character wouldn't...!" NOPE. There are plenty of options for those who are less inclined for being sweet or settling down. If all else fails, just handwave how they got here and focus on the now.

Together/Committed

1. In the Beginning: You've moved in together and are learning the boundaries, both sexual and non, of living with a partner.
2. Not Mom's House Anymore: You're young and starting out; it's crazy to live by yourself instead of with your family! Luckily, your lover can give you things mother never gave you.
3. Sweep It Under the Rug: Chores can be boring, but you can make them fun, right? After all, you look so good bent over the table while you're dusting.
4. Naked Apron: Nothing's better than breakfast in bed. Except when you're served it with your baby wearing nothing but the apron they used to make all that bounty.
5. Letting It All Hang Out: Benefit of being in your own house? Running around naked. This doesn't have to change when you're living with someone.
6. There's Someone Else...for Both of Us: Three's a crowd, except when two agreed on it.
7. Spicing Things Up: Sometimes, constantly seeing someone can rub you the wrong way, and intimacy can get rote and boring. That's why slipping a new kink in every now and again isn't a bad idea, especially if it's something that one of you has really wanted to try.
8. I'll Take Care of You: Everyone deserves to be pampered, and you're letting your partner soak up the best of your home and the best of you.
9. Proving Your Love: You want to show your lover that you care for them like no one else. After all, you're living with them, not anyone else!
10. Becoming Comfortable With You: After a while, they've become like another part of you, one you can show or tell anything to, even about how hard you want them to thrust into you or how you want them to suck your -
11. Suspicious Minds: Jealousy brought from the outside is making one of you antsy. Can a serious fucking session prove that there's no roaming minds here?
12. Christening the New Place: You've moved into a new home. Unpacked everything? Good! Now it's time to have sex on every surface so it's all totally yours.
13. Welcome Home: One half of the household has been away - on a trip, at war, at an anime convention, whatever. Now, it's up to the other half to make their welcome wagon the best there ever was.
14. Cultural Differences: Different cultures have different ideas about home, about coupling, and about the stuff that goes on between the sheets. Can you work it out?
15. Home-Cooked Meal: Believe it or not, there are even better uses for apple pie than eating it.
16. I'm Not Used to This: This is your first time in a "committed" relationship, having a home, or both. How are you adjusting? Is it still hard to be touched, be loved, or use a proper bed?
17. Here Out of Convenience: It's not like you really like them or anything! This is only a roof over your head and a warm hole to fuck.
18. You're Just Being Used: You're getting a benefit from your relationship that isn't purely sexual, like wealth, power, or control. But in order to keep things in line, you have to keep your partner happy and sexually fufilled.
19. Keeping You Here: You can't let them slip away, so you'll use your body to keep them ensnared.
20. Territorial: Your house, your things - they belong to you, and that can give you a rush. Maybe you want to show your lover that they're yours, too.
21. I Have to Stay: You don't want to be caught up in this, but you're making yourself stay and keeping yourself in bed with the "enemy."
22. Now I Only Want You Gone: You want this person out of your life, and there are few stronger ways to send this message than make a cuckold of them. Preferably when they know it.
23. Tell Me More: You want to know if this whole "playing house" thing is all it's cut out to be.
24. Proving them All Wrong: They said you'd never, ever find someone. Now, you're showing them just what kind of catch you've got yourself by not taking your hands off what you've earned.
25. Forced Together: Be it expectations or arranged marriage, you two are stuck together. Of course, such contracts involve a certain amount of physical action, like producing heirs.
26. Keeping Up Appearances: You want to look successful in life, and part of that involves being in a sexual relationship. Or perhaps you want to hide something about yourself.
27. Argument: Ugh, they put their feet on the table! They broke your favorite vase! They're so...so...hot when they're mad!
28. Making Up: You feel sorry for what you've said or done and will do anything to prove that. You just want to shower them with your affection (or not), or show them how much they're wanted.
29. Like Melted Butter: You want something, and the best way to get it is to butter them up and get under their skin - in a good way.
30. Starting a Family: Both of you are taking the next step and bringing a new life into this world, and there's one old fashioned way to do it.
31. Absolutely Glowing: So, one of you is pregnant. How has your sex life been affected by changing bodies and mood swings?
32. Kids Will Be Kids: Now you guys have rugrats to take care of, but don't forget to make time for the two of you. Alone adult time is important.
33. At-home Date: Break out the wine and the frozen pizza, it's time for a date at the house! Who says you need to go to a fancy dinner to get in the mood?
34. Lazy Day: Today we're not doing anything, we're just gonna stay in our bed. And all that entails.
35. Newlyweds: You two are more than committed. You've said your vows, for better or for worse. Hopefully, things will stay better, especially when you take things to the privacy of your room.
36. Mr. and Mrs. Smith: The relationship is forbidden for some reason, and to have it, you all had to run away and start a new life. Maybe you even have assumed identities! Is it painful that you can only be your true selves in the bedroom?
37. Tie Me to the Bed Post: The great thing about a well-furnished place is all the cool things you can find lying around that can be repurposed for other tasks. Like tying someone's arms or teasing someone's genitals.
38. Out of My Closet: Speaking of things lying around, how about a sexy show with those underused items in your wardrobe?
39. At Another Person's Home: Who cares that you're guests at somebody's house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
40. With Another Person at Home: Who cares that you have a guest at your house and they can hear you through the walls? Go for it!
41. Way Down in Kokomo: You're on vacation. Sun, sand, surf, and 24/7 sex.
42. Finally Tamed: No one, including you, thought you'd ever be domestic. But this person and their sexual attention have brought you to your knees.

Other

1. The Help: A home can run more smoothly with hired help like maids and cooks. It's beneficial to show that help some well-deserved love now and then, too.
2. The Babysitter: Whether live-in or not, a babysitter goes through a lot and develops a bond with the kids. He or she may develop a bond with the parent(s), as well.
3. The Guest: You've been invited to this person's house - and their bed - and they're showing you the ultimate hospitality.
4. Siblings...or More: The two of you are related, but you live together like a couple. There are whispers...are they true?
5. Roommates with Benefits: You're not committed or exclusive, but it's nice to have somebody in the same house with you that you can be with when you need it.
6. Mister Fix-It: All homes sometimes need repairs. Maybe a qualified repair person can make other repairs, as well.

Comments

helen cho | mcu | ota

[ugin]

[ Even scientists want a break now and then. ]

barry allen (earth-2) | the flash

[commanderspecs]

"Asta" | OC | OTA here

[blue_and_bangin]

[One of the more unusual but surprisingly domestic (and rather horny) housemates you could end up with. No live-action muses, please.]

[pink_is_back]

(ooc: My first thought was that Usa's apartment suffered some sort of accident and she can't live there for a while, so either she and Asta already know each other and she offered to let Usa stay a while or Usa answered an ad in the paper or bulletin board at the laundromat for a roommate. Would that work?)

[blue_and_bangin]

[Sounds great to me! Would you mind setting the scene?]

[pink_is_back]

This was ridiculous. There was a leak, she reported it, and they didn't do anything until it burst all over everything. The whole building was going to have to be repaired and the manager said it would be at least two weeks, maybe longer. At least it wasn't a fire, but even so, the apartment could not be lived in because of health codes or some other nonsense. She didn't care. It meant she had to find some place to sleep and live until things were fixed. Asking for help wasn't something that came easy for her, so when Asta offered to let her stay, without any prompting, she accepted.

She'd just finished loading the dryer and leaned against it, looking around the unfamiliar space. Sharing space with someone else wasn't something she was used to, but at least the company was pleasant. Funny thing about moving in with a friend was she was learning all sorts of things about Asta she never knew before, some things more colorful than others. As she pushed away from the dryer and headed back for the kitchen, she began to wonder where her blue roommate had gone off to. Did she say something about showing off something she'd just bought? Maybe she'd misheard. The washer had been spinning at the time. "Where'd you go?"


(ooc: Let me know if I need to adjust anything. Also, is futa ok with you?)

[blue_and_bangin]

[Futa is perfectly fine!]

Honestly Asta was a pretty easy person to get along with. She didn't have much to her name, but Usa needed a couch to crash on for a while, she'd been only too happy to make an offer before her friend's pride made her spend a night or two on the streets first or something. There was one catch though - her home was her castle, and she did what she liked while she was there. Usa had promised that wouldn't be a problem.

"Right here."

And that was why Asta was waiting for her in the loungeroom wearing nothing but lingerie. A pair of lacy panties, quite possibly crotchless, and a gauzy black babydoll that one could pretty clearly see her (huge) blue tits through.

"What do ya think, huh? I went shopping the other day, I've been dying to show these off."

No, she didn't see anything strange about showing off her fuck-me lingerie to a casual friend. This was her home, she'd set the rules.

[pink_is_back]

Thinking it over, Usa had decided that if she had someone over to live with her for a while, she would probably have very similar rules. It was her place, why should she change the way she lived just because she had company? Sure there would be some compromise, but in the end, she had the final say. Which was why she hadn't argued with Asta put forward pretty much the same deal. The doing chores part, however, she might whine about later, but they'd eventually get done.

Usa stepped out of the kitchen with a glass of milk, which she nearly dropped when she saw what her friend was wearing. It shouldn't have been such a surprise, given what she knew of Asta, but it was, and she couldn't help but stare. Little was left to the imagination. She slowly lifted the glass to her lips and took a long sip, the cool liquid sliding down what had suddenly become a very dry throat.

"It's... well, it's very you," she said, setting the glass down and moving closer. "Will you be wearing that the rest of the evening?"

[blue_and_bangin]

Honestly the chores thing was just to make sure that it was Asta's rules. She knew Usa could act like a queen when left to her own devices, and Asta wanted to make sure she didn't end up as the one sleeping on the couch.

"I was kinda planning to. It's more comfortable than it looks," Asta admitted. "Plus, I gotta be honest, I can be a bit clothing-optional in the evenings anyway. Half the time I'm sitting around shirtless."

Asta took that moment to stretch. Not just her arms above her head, but also waving her tail and flexing her wings. She was a bizarre freak compared to polite society, so maybe it wasn't so surprising she had such a "because I can" attitude in her own home.

[pink_is_back]

Usa was really trying to be a better person, which meant doing things like sharing and respecting boundaries. The couch was to be her sleeping place, if not the floor, depending how things went. In the past she would have simply used LunaP to get what she wanted, make people think what she wanted them to think. That was behind her, more or less. This was only temporary, after all.

"I see. I may need a cold shower before bed," she teased, walking a slow circle around her roommate. This was one of those things she was learning about Asta, unexpected and yet not at the same time. It didn't hurt that her friend was well endowed and terribly cute. The thought of her walking around topless wasn't exactly a bad thing. Just uncomfortable.

Before she could say anything else, she froze in place watching as Asta stretched. Usa shifted slightly, feeling a discomfort in her shorts as the sight was stirring more than an interest in her roommate's habits. A splash of pink spread across her cheeks. "Is there anything else I should know about your evenings?"

[dreadpiratecaptain]

[Care to have her on this space pirate's crew? Maybe a combination of 29 and Other1, since she knows she can get her captain's cooperation with all sorts of things if she asks "nicely" enough, with options for any of 34 and 38-42?]

chiyo | ane naru mono

[elrich]

[lasthungrywolf]

[Want to take another stab at a thread with this guy? Or I'm fine adding a second thread, if you're still interested in that first one; I'll backtag forever if there's still interest! Maybe this one set after she's kind of acclimated to staying with him? Prompts 8, 13, 14, 16 all seem appropriate, but I'm open to others if you want to take it in another direction!]

Wolfgang Mozart | Amadeus | OTA

[18th_century_rockstar]

Lisa Snart | DCTV | OTA

[gildedshot]

Makoto Yuuki | Ensemble Stars | OTA

[amodelidol]

[canon and cross canon welcome!]

Makoto Tachibana | Free | OTA

[orcacaptain]

[canon and cross canon welcome!]

Korra | Legend of Korra | OTA

[goestoextremes]

Sena Izumi (Love Stage!!!) OTA

[doortodreams]

Commencing fluff~

[marblememories]

[One would think that once you were in comfortable position in a relationship you'd be reluctant to make changes that could shake the foundations of what you had. But progress was also a necessity, otherwise things could easily stagnate, even in the strongest of bonds. As such, after much discussion and deliberation with his boyfriend, Ryouma had found himself driving them out of the main hustle and bustle of the city towards a private haven where they could finally live together as a couple.]

[Sure, he imagined Izumi was a little miffed that they were beaten to the altar by his own older brother and Sagara-san, but that didn't mean their big day wouldn't be as special when the time came. But hey, at least they could cross another crucial relationship goal off their list starting today. It had taken time of course, both of of them thankfully able to save up due to the regular work they got, and Ryouma wouldn't lie about missing his old apartment, especially as it held so many memories for both of them. But ultimately, a fresh start in a new home they could call all their own was the right way to go.]

[It was all there, right in front of them as they pulled into the drive way and parked. The movers had already dropped everything off the day before, which did mean an awful lot of unpacking was waiting for them inside. However, Ryouma had other priorities at present, his own excitement amplified as she watched his lovers expression, drinking him up as he enveloped the smaller man from behind in a warm embrace.]

Well, this is it...our new home.

Re: Commencing fluff~

[doortodreams]

(Change is scary, but without progression, even the happiest relationship can become stagnant. That word didn't apply to them, not when they were still so in love, but they had decided together that wanted something that was for both of them and just for them. Ryouma's apartment had been their unofficial home, but this would be the start of a journey they're going to take with each other.

Now, the house looms before him, both threatening and scary. Despite his constant presence at Ryouma's, Izumi's never lived anywhere but the house owned by his parents. Now, he stands before his, their, home.

His excitement grows as the smaller body leans into the larger one enveloping him from behind.

No, it's exciting. Besides, Ryouma is very good at keeping house. Izumi...

...

Izumi can learn.)

We can decorate it any way we want! I won't have to just keep my manga drawings in my room. (His arms circle around Izumi's, holding him in place.) It's ours...!

[marblememories]

[During the discussion the option to just have Izumi move into his apartment had certainly come up. It was more straightforward, and with how much time the younger man was there anyway, it wouldn't be a huge adjustment. Still, Ryouma had ultimately wanted a greater sign of commitment, a bigger gesture to show that they really were looking for what they had to last. Marriage was certainly on the table, but that would need a bit more planning due to busy schedules and the impact on their careers. Not to mention Ryouma flat out refused to budge until he had planned the perfect proposal for his perfect boyfriend.]

[Besides, the apartment was his, in name and memory. The house was theirs. They each owned half and everything would be split down the middle, they could have a fresh start with only shared memories of the place, plus the extra commute time was more than worth greater privacy. When they were out working, of course they'd do what was needed of them, but in their own little haven, they could just be themselves, just be a normal couple who adored one another and wanted to spend the rest of their lives together.]

That's right, all ours. There's plenty of space so you can have first pick of the rooms, since we can both have our own work space.

[Needless to say Ryouma couldn't have cared less if he had to do all the chores, spoiling his lover was something he enjoyed doing anyway. Still, he wouldn't stand in the way of him wanting to improve himself either.]

I mean I guess it's a good idea to keep something free for anyone who might stay over... [Squeezing Izumi tight, he nudges him to look up at the central window on the upper floor, which had a small balcony looking out at the view, leaning in close to utter his next words into his partners ear.] ...but that one there? That is definitely going to be our bedroom.

I apologize for the delay. I've been ill

[doortodreams]

(Their home was nice and expansive, but it wasn't so large that Ryouma and Izumi would fail to run into one another even without plans. Izumi grew up in a large home with wealthy parents, and for that reason, he is a little spoiled. Still, he'd enjoyed the smaller space of Ryouma's apartment, where his boyfriend was always so close.

Now, he stares up at their house, their home. This would be where they came after their long trips, where they would lay down at night and rest. Where they would have wild sex without having to worry about the neighbors hearing...

His thoughts trailed off. Izumi had to shake his head to get back into the moment. Ryouma doesn't help by directing his attention to the window. Their bedroom...hehehe.. Reaching up, he prompts a kiss, his mind thinking of all the things they could do inside of their home, both innocent and lustful.)

Let's go in now!

It's fine, hope you feel better now.

[marblememories]

[They didn't need anything too fancy, not for just the two of them. And besides, they did want it to feel like a home, so it was better for it to be somewhat practical. As such, going for a middle ground between both their living spaces allowed them to find the perfect place that was a good compromise. Naturally, exploring it was a must, even if enjoying a brief kiss with his boyfriend left Ryouma a little distracted.]

Good idea, but first...

[Hopefully Izumi didn't object to the lack of warning as the older man swept him off his feet and into a bridal carry, stealing another loving kiss before explaining himself.]

I want to do this right, and carry you over the threshold. [It only seemed appropriate for their first home, and it set the mood for all the new firsts they'd get to enjoy together. So, easily handling Izumi's weight in his arms, Ryouma carried him to the door, managing to nudge it open and enter the house, taking in the expanse of the place before turning back to see the young actors reaction.] So what would you like to see first Izumi?

[Ryouma's mind had already wandered quite a few places that were a bit risque, motivated by the lingering taste of Izumi's sweet lips and the warmth of the small frame cradled against his body. However, he would curb himself for now if his beautiful partner preferred to explore first before they got down to breaking the place in so to speak.]

Fairly. Thank you

[doortodreams]

(Izumi doesn't expect to find himself literally swept off his feet, but Ryouma manages to lift him before the younger actor has time to protest. Not that he has intentions of fighting anything his lover wants tonight. In fact, he has plans to instigate many things himself.

Throwing one arm around Ryouma's shoulders, the other points toward the door of their now-shared home. All the worry and nervousness dies out as the excitement grows. Theirs. They were starting a life together.)

The kitchen. (That may seem like a very strange starting area, but some of the manga he'd been reading for research had sex in the kitchen. Their new kitchen is more spacious so Izumi wants to try it.)