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bakerstreet2012-10-01 11:53 pm
The Sexy Romantic Date Meme
| Who says that you can’t find love and affection in the multiverse? Whether it’s a blind date, planned date, or you’ve been going out for a while, you can’t stayed cooped up in your room when the world has so much to offer. So, grab your favorite fuck-buddy, or the most darling person to you, and go out to have some fun. The many dimensions have to let you off the hook with their incessant aphrodisiacs to let you enjoy your day, right? Right?? RULES:
1.) Drinks at the Bar – An old classic. You’ve gotten dressed in your favorite heels or your most suave ensemble, and are determined to make some memories over a few glasses of your favorite poison. But be careful you’re not staring into your date’s eyes too much to ignore how much you’re really drinking. If you get too drunk, you might not make it back to your place. 2.) Picnic – Some sandwiches, a decadent dessert, and a bottle of your favorite wine, all placed in a wicker basket and sitting beside you and your date on a gingham blanket. And in the middle of spring, no doubt. The flowers are begging to be picked and woven into someone’s hair, and the crisp, clean lake might provide a chance to skinny-dip. Or, maybe you did something naughty and snuck some extra aphrodisiacs into the potato salad. Make this picnic the best you can. 3.) Cooking for Your Love – There are many fine eateries for you to enjoy. However, you know your cooking skills make the chefs in those restaurants look like they can’t even cook a peanut butter sandwich. Hellbent on making the dinner perfect, you pull out all the stops, and maybe wish to serve it in a cute little maid outfit… or perhaps off your own body. And need I say more when I mention ‘naked aprons’? 4.) Dinner Out – Fondue, buffets, and more. Nothing beats an expensive dinner out, especially with how swanky you’re looking. But… is your date really this content with spending so much money on a third dessert for you, or are they purposely trying to get you fat? Hope force-feeding is your game! 5.) Out to the Movies – Maybe you caught a lucky break and your date agreed to see that romantic comedy you’ve been craving to see. Or maybe you needed a good excuse to binge on soda and popcorn. Your hand is closing in to grasp your date’s, but because you were an idiot who was too busy caught up in Michael Bay explosions, you get a handful of something else. Then again, not always the worst thing, if you don’t make it awkward and just go with it. 6.) Game Night – Twister, strip-poker, or even a sexy version of Clue. It’s time to break out the cards and board games for some friendly competition. Just try not to make bets that you’re not entirely sure you’ll win! 7.) Concert – A guitar solo is blasting in your ears, and the mosh pit got you a bit more pumped up than you had bargained on. Nothing grittier than doing it in an alleyway outside the venue, or in the bathroom. 8.) Under the Stars – Possibly the most romantic thing you’ve done in your life. You and your beloved, lying under the stars, lying on a blanket or the cool grass. If you’re looking to confess your feelings, buddy, now might be the perfect moment. 9.) Lingerie Shopping – Granny panties are out and bustiers and thongs are in! However, you’re going to need a shopping trip to restock your wardrobe. Why not bring a date? 10.) Live-Action Roleplay? – Admit it. You wouldn’t mind it if your special someone dressed up in black spandex like Catwoman, or if your man hid behind a mask. Hey, it doesn’t have to be Halloween to dress up. Just clean up after yourselves in the dressing room once you’re done. Cosplay fans, this is for you. 11.) Body Painting – You don’t need a canvas to have a little fun with some paint. Or maybe you do have canvases lining the floors and walls, and your bodies are the brush. Plenty of naked fun here, even if it is a little slippery. 12.) Take-Home Spa – You have to be one of the sweetest dates ever. Instead of taking your date to the spa, you decide to set one up in your own room! Trade places giving massages, take them next door to the pool room where the sauna and jacuzzi await, or maybe pay some due worship to your partner’s hands and feet. All you need to do is make sure your partner is fully relaxed, and all of the knots are worked out. 13.) Snowstorm – You expected a few inches, and maybe some gentle trickling of snow while you build forts and snowmen, but now you have a full-on blizzard. To make matters worse, now even the heating system is down. Looks like some hot chocolate, a few blankets, and a fireplace will have to do. 14.) Toy Store! – Need to add some spice to the bedroom? Well, try out a few new devices before taking them home. Now the real question is whether to go with the bondage swing, or the ball gag. Maybe both! 15.) In Bed With a Book – Nothing like cuddling in bed for storytime. This is a bit different though. Whatever book you’re reading, it’s nothing for the faint of heart, and definitely not safe for work. Perhaps it’s even embarrassing your significant other. Maybe you want to play out a scene in the book, and have everything you need to make it come to life. Or maybe, you want to see how long your partner can read before you tease them into sweet oblivion. 16.) Blanket Fort! – One of the cutesier options! Every chair, blanket, couch, and surface in your room has been transformed into a fluffy fortress. Just be careful that holding down the fort doesn’t result in tearing it down. 17.) Bubble Bath – First you got down and dirty, and now it’s time to get squeaky clean. Too bad your partner’s too busy playing with that rubber ducky to see you go for the showerhead. 18.) Prom/Dance Date – Semiformals, masquerades, and proms! You’re going to need a dance partner, and the music is getting slower and softer. Or maybe you’re not a fan of ballads and choose to turn the night of dancing into a game of ‘how much can we get away with with my skirt hiked up.’ 19.) Wild Card - We’ve covered quite a few date ideas, but perhaps you want to go for something completely out there, or even extra romantic. Go ahead and weave your own web! originally from TLH's ooc community |

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[He merely snorts in amusement at that as her innocent act only goes so far. It takes a lot more than some toys in a sex shop to actually embarrass him.]
Oh? Like what for instance?
[He continues to stand a short ways behind her, watching her, waiting to see what she plans to do.]
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Use your imagination.
[She snickers with a mischievous lilt to her voice, definitely trying to invoke some mental imagery there. Still holding the packet, she takes a step to the side, picks up a whip and turns to hold it firmly against Loki's thigh.]
And what about this?
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Are you sure you wish me to do?
[He gives her a smug look as his imagination can be so much darker and so much more full of lust than she is use too. There was still many things they hadn't done yet, that he wouldn't mind doing.]
Does that mean I get to tie you to the bed then?
[He replies back with a devious grin of his own.]
I do enjoy punishing naughty girls.
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You can do whatever you like.
[Smirking, she makes it quite clear that she wants him to do as he pleases.]
After all, I haven't exactly been nice.
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Then we do not really need anything here.
[He tells dropping a quick kiss to her lips. There was a lot he could do to her without toys and well he could conjure them anything they desired just as easy.]
What do you desire, my little fox?
[He asks her as this place was her idea and he was willing to indulge her as well. She had come a long way from that woman who simply blustered to save face to actually knowing what she could do to bring him to a frenzy.]
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I'm still willing to try something new, but you're right. We don't really need this stuff.
[She snickers, planting a kiss on his lips.]
Still, I can't help being curious.
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We can always try new things, my dear.
[His voice drops to a whisper as his hand slides off her cheek to lightly grasp her neck instead.]
What strikes your fancy the most right now? Pick something and we shall sate some of that curiosity of yours.
[He tells her, leaning down to kiss her again. Though this time, he allows his lips to linger against hers. Definitely not a care, if the couple of store employees could see them.]
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And, of course, their conversation just inspired her to reach down and squeeze Loki's ass.]
It's gotta be fun for us both though.
[She finally grinned, looking at the shelves before picking up a blindfold.]
What's the point of this?
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Oh excuse me, are we insulting your delicate sensibilities?
[Both clerks paled at the question and quickly looked away, trying to act as if they hadn't been caught staring and commentating on affairs that did not concern them. Without missing a beat, Loki moved his hands to grasp her face.]
Whatever you chose, I swear that it shall be fun for both of us.
[He chuckled the moment she picked up a blindfold. Slowly he removed one hand from her face to lightly touching her hand that held the item in question.]
One uses blindfolds to block sight in order to enhance the sense of touch...[Leaning down to brush his lips against hers again, he whispers his next words.] It also demonstrates trust in one's lover.
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With that smirk still on her face, she reached up and stroked his cheek with her fingers.]
The question is, do I trust you enough?
[She whispered, with a playful smile. It was pretty clear that she was only teasing him, her lips brushing against his again. The blindfold still in her hand. She upturned her palm, offering him the item; indicating that she was willing to try it.]
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Do you care to try it sans the audience then?
[He asked, raising his voice loud enough for the two clerks to hear as they tried to pretend they weren't looking again. Not that he particularly cared about the humans or their propriety.]
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Sounds like a plan.
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Privacy without the change of location.
[He told her with a mischievous smile on his lips as he wrapped his arms around her waist again and pulled her snugly against his body.]
Anything else you'd like to try in this place?
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Slipping her arms around his waist, she shrugged and briefly brushed her lips against his neck.]
I chose the blindfold. Only fair that you choose something this time, if there's something you want to try.
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What is a blindfold without handcuffs then?
[He asked, pressing a quick kiss to her lips. He had jokingly mentioned earlier about tying her up, but truthfully he wasn't adverse to restraining her. At least her hands, as the thought of ravishing her while she was blindfolded and handcuffed rather excited him.]
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Only half the fun.
[She answered, quickly kissing him in return. She wasn't exactly adverse to being restrained either, as her smile gave away. In fact,the idea made her want him even more.]
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And who are we to do things half way?
[He teased, snapping one cuff onto her wrist as he leaned again to claim her lips, this time in a more passionate kiss. Gently he tugged at the loose cuff, urging her to fold her arms behind her back.]
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Ready, my dear?
[He asked, bringing the blindfold up to her face, ready to fit it over her eyes, even as he leaned his head down to press small teasing kisses to the side of her neck.
Certainly he would never complain to be the only one allowed to do such things to her. He's selfish enough to never want any other hands but his own to be laid upon her. Though it is likely he will never speak those words aloud.]
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Tilting her head up and slightly to the side, she closed her eyes and waited for him to tie the blindfold around her, obscuring her sight. Luckily for Loki, she was more than happy to let him be the only one. She desired no one else; only him.]
I'm more than ready.
[She smiled mischievously, his kisses along her neck drawing out a pleased little sigh from her lips.]
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So am I, my dear.
[He told her as his fingers lightly traced over the hem of her shirt, before snaking underneath to grasp at one of her breasts. All the while, he showered her neck, chin and jawline with kisses. Even as he pushed the fabric of her bra down, so that his fingers could rub over her nipple.
He can't help but feel pleased that he has her all to himself. Slowly he looked over the room, looking at the various toys, wondering what else he should use to tease her ways he's never done before.]
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Much better.
[He says in a low voice, his hands coming up to knead her now bare breasts as he leans in to suckle her nipples further. He picks up one of the bullet vibrators after a nearby shelf and places it to the opposite nipple. Circling it around the hardened pebble, while continuing to lick, suck and bite on the other nipple.]