Date Auction Meme

[callbacks]

Valentine's Day approacheth, and you know what that means. If you don't have a sweetheart with which to spend the day, now's the time to get up on that bidness. That is, the bidding business. The business of bidding on... uh, budding romance? Look, just cough up some cash so you don't have to go it solo on the fourteenth. It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.



1) Characters can either auction themselves or their friends can have signed them up for the auction.
2) Please put the character's name and canon in the toplevel subject line.
3) Make sure to include a starting price, a time/date for the end of your character's bidding period, and any preferences in the body of the comment!
4) Bidders may choose to be anonymous in their subject line or whatever.
5) Have fun!

Meme modified from here.

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Prompto Argentum | FFXV

[photoshooter]

[OTA!]

Starting Price: 5 gil
Bidding Ends: Saturday, February 3rd, 5 P.M. Eastern Time

[challengesfate]

[She doesn't know what a gil is but Lucina is raising her paddle...hand? Whatever she's got.]

I have a small bullion...is that enough?

Red | Pokémon

[yochamp]

[OTA]

Starting Price: 1,200
Bidding Ends: In five days

Yuri Plisetsky | YOI | OTA

[ragefairy]

[WAIT WHAT???????!

Maybe it's a fundraiser for an animal shelter. Maybe he lost a bet. Anyway good luck???]

Starting Price: €4 / $5
Bidding Ends: Sunday 02/04/18 5:00 PM EST

Yuuri Wakasa | School-Live! | ota

[serrata]

Starting Price: 1,600 yen
Bidding Ends: In 48 hours

[misanthropicprinciple]

Uh, what the hell? Two thousand yen.

elphelt valentine | guilty gear | ota

[travailler]

Starting Price: $$ 0.01
Bidding Ends: When Elphelt cries

—Why is it so low?! Is that all Mother thinks she can get for me?!

[lohengrins]

2 rupees.

[ he evidently has no idea who this woman is, but goodness, how cruel of a mother to go and sell...her own daughter...yes, this is clearly the case. ]

Violet Evergarden | Violet Evergarden | ota

[shiritai]

Starting Price: 30 Corse
Bidding Ends: In 48 hours

[ listen, sometimes postal service alone doesn't pay the bills, hodgins has gotta eat SOMEHOW ]

[herblueflame]

[ With the war over, Selvaria, like those who survived it are left with no choice but to adapt to civilian life. It was difficult to say the least, especially for someone who knows nothing but war like Violet. But without any incapacitating injuries, the once decorated general was fortunate enough to find a job at a private security company, even if it reduced her to nothing but a secretary, stuck behind a desk or running errands around the city. One errand in particular is recruitment, and that's what she's here for. Intel said there's a former soldier working at a postal service, a young woman. They weren't clear about who this woman was, and they think it's probably just some silly rumor, hence why it was tasked to Selvaria to confirm it. But one look at Violet, and Selvaria knew in her heart that this young girl has seen some action, for she shares the same look, one that she sees every time she looks in the mirror:

The lineface. ]

100.

[ Selvaria raises her paddle, coming all the way from the back and yet her voice was loud and clear. ]

Rean Schwarzer | Trails of Cold Steel

[beanmachine]

Starting Price: 500 Mira
Bidding Ends: 2/5, 11:59 pm EST

[ OTA! The money's probably for a good cause, anyway. ]

[divertimento]

[IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE AND THAT IS CLEARLY THE ONLY REASON HE'S HERE, RIGHT -]

S-six hundred mira?

[Start small, right? He's not exactly made of money here, anyway.]

Touko Fukawa | Dangan Ronpa

[induality]

Starting Price: 200 yen
Bidding Ends: in 48 hours

[mumbling to herself...]

Y-yeah right wh-who would be that d-desperate...

[softieware]

Um, that's a little too low even as a starting price. Right?







[ Well. ]

210.

U'rajul Tia | FFXIV OC | m/m

[looktothesun]

Starting Price: 5,000 gil
Bidding Ends: Tuesday, February 6th, 12pm CST

nike lemercier | soredemo sekai wa utsukushii | ota!

[drizzle]

Starting Bid: 18 Sigure
Bidding Ends: Until she learns to be more ladylike.

[So much glaring at whoever is announcing her.]

One, that is definitely too high of a price to ask for me! And second, this screams Neil or Livi all over! Like hell, what do you mean this bid will end until I'm more ladylike!?

Didn't we already establish to forget all about me mastering my etiquette lessons!? It's clearly impossible!

[Admitting this so easily in front of everyone. Welp.]

etna | disgaea | ota

[lonemajin]

Starting Price: 10HL 10,000 HL
Bidding Ends: When someone is finally able to kick her off the stage.

[She very clearly added those last 3 zeroes to the starting bid herself.]

Lucas Baker | Resident Evil

[1019]

Starting Price: 2 paperclips + 1 used napkin with “$10” written in each corner.
Bidding Ends: When someone actually bites, good lord.

[OTA for kicks and giggles.]

Mettaton | Undertale

[mettatronic]

Starting Price: 999999999G 9999G
Bidding Ends: WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE’VE ALREADY HIT THE GOLD CAP! THAT GIVES ME NO CHOICE BUT TO MAKE THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE — DON’T BE SHY, DARLINGS!, OR YOU’LL MISS OUT! OHH, WHAT A SHAME THAT THERE’S NEVER ENOUGH OF ME TO GO AROUND!!! I SHOULD INVEST IN CLONING!! WHAT AN EXCITING, LUCRATIVE VENTURE I’D HAVE ON MY HANDS!!!

[OTA!]

[infiltraition]

What's your routing number? I can have the money to you in five seconds.

fujimaru ritsu ; fate/rate up is a fucking lie ; ota

[lefol]

Starting Price: 30 quartz.
Bidding Ends: 24hrs.

--

... One roll?

[ i think. ]

What am I supposed to do with one roll? Are you teasing me? Is this a joke?

[ i think. ]

Am I being bullied?

[ she's about to SNAP. ]

Barry Bluejeans • The Adventure Zone

[alldenim]

Starting Price: 100 gold pieces
Bidding Ends: ... Eventually?

Look uh. This is just for charity, so. Come and get it.

Taako Taaco ✨ The Adventure Zone

[silverwhere]

Starting Bid: 500 gold pieces
Bidding Ends: Let's be honest with ourselves here for a second, none of you can afford me. So... Let's just see how this goes, hm?

[askullhalfthetime]

Aaaaaaaand this is for charity, somehow?

Tifa Lockhart || FF7 (AC:C and/or KH2)

[youcanhavemylight]

Starting Price: 100 gil (or 50 munny)
Ending: 24 hours after you bid.

Tifa was told this was for charity.

[moseys_hardcore]

[Cloud holds up his little sign.]

Ten thousand gil.

Ignis Scientia || Final Fantasy XV

[culinaryvision]

Starting Price: 50 gil
Ending: 24 hours after you bid.

Ignis has no idea how he got roped into this. He would much rather be doing something more productive.

...sorry? xD

[nocts]

[They do need the money but... is this really the way to go for it?

Oh, well. It's Ignis. He's the mastermind of the group.

Also-]

Is it counter-productive if I bid on you? Because I want to bid on you.

Conrad Hawkins | The Resident

[bestjob]

[Hospital fundraising. God help him.]

Starting Bid: $50
Ending: 24 hours after first bid placed

[searches_forhim]

$50.

[So she has a thing for doctors...]

Thea Queen l Arrow

[redarrowqueen]

[She's drafted to fill in for a charity fundraiser since everyone thinks the mayor's sister will bring in cash.]

Starting Bid: $100
Ending: 72 hours (or Monday night)

Lancelot | Granblue Fantasy | M/M

[aquatic_knight]

[Probably a promotional thing.]

Starting bid: 60 rupies

Ending: Monday

Thad Castle | Blue Mountain State

[oilchange]

[It's college life. Want a date with a team captain of a college football team? Including a huge ego]

Starting price: $30
Bidding ends: Next Friday

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[lurkerwolf]

[God help whomever put him up for this. Any donations will go to the Supernatural Rescue Pack, lead by Scott McCall at least. Might bite.]

Starting price: $10
Bidding ends: In 48 hours.

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf

[adderalfueled]

[Would anyone really put a bid on Stiles?]

Starting price: $2
Bidding ends: Next monday

Rune Warrior Matthias | Spellforce

[runebound]

[It's actually just a yellowish rune. Additional info available upon request by the merchant.]

Starting bid: 15 gold and 20 silver.
Bidding ends: In 48 hours.