The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0 [SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE]

[sneaks]

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

Mina Tepes | Dance in the Vampire Bund | F/M

[queen_of_monsters]

Mai | Avatar: The Last Airbender

[needsnoprotection]

TJ Hammond » Political Animals » men only, please

[grindr]

1/17

[thelivinglegend]

[ It's just supposed to be a quiet night in, right? Sure seemed that way to start, inviting TJ to come visit him in Brooklyn, with a tempting offer of dinner and a movie and some additional time to just be around each other. Some months have passed now in their acquaintance and while Steve's had superhero things to do, he still checks in. Sends emails, even calls.

Because they're friends, and Steve cherishes those for what they're worth.

But he's starting to get the inkling that maybe it's more than that. It's an odd thought, because he's never really considered what feeling this way towards a guy might mean. TJ obviously has his preferences all figured out, but Steve isn't sure, and doesn't mean for the other to be just some experiment in figuring it all out. TJ's a good kid who seems to have been yanked about pretty unfairly by life. He deserves better.

It does mean that during the course of the movie he's not opposed to sharing close quarters, close enough to share the popcorn without having to hand the bucket over. Now and then he glances TJ's way, and it's startling all over again how much he resembles Bucky...and yet doesn't. TJ is something else entirely and...

And he's staring. Right. Movie. Back to watching. ]

Ginny Van Loon ● The Dark Fields ● f/m

[soferocious]

Tony Stark ● MCU ● hello ladies~

[bullshitium]

1:14

[very_tasteful]

[Pepper Potts was pretty sure they'd tried quite a few sexual positions since becoming physically intimate. Some new ones she'd never even heard of, actually. It had been fun and exciting to try them all out, but tonight she was going for something they hadn't quite gotten around to just yet.

The atmosphere in Tony's bedroom was positively electric tonight. He'd only just returned from some sort of Avengers mission she wasn't supposed to know about and it seemed like they were both eager to make up for lost time.

They were both halfway undressed when she leaned in to whisper her plans for the evening in his ear. Going into quite a bit of detail because that always got him eager. It turns out prim an proper Miss Pepper Potts had quite the wild side. It was always the quiet ones, wasn't it?]

Misc - Sex Drug

[stephrogers]

[She already made sure that Romanov and Barton were on the Quinjet. And that the Hulk was well out of the way. Thor had already been sprayed by that weird purple liquid by the giant squid thing and flew off not five minutes ago. Steph is working hard to make sure that the other agents got a clear path to the jet by distracting the squid]

Stark! What's your 20?! UGH!

[She's too slow to stop a glob of purple goo flying up into the airspace and is drenched in it by another glob of purple whatever-it-is]

E.E. Danziger | Metal Gear Solid | OTA

[luckyglasses]

Elena Gilbert || TVD || ota

[herreflection]

Dad Egbert | Homestuck

[coddlebrand]

5:14

[tenderrumptestified]

[Bro Strider was not nervous.

Whoever insinuated otherwise was bullshit. Because fuck you, Bro Strider was chill as hell. There was nothing to be nervous about, Bro Strider was the God of Sex, and bitches lined up for this shit.

Except, you know. Not usually this shit. This was actually his first time sharing this with someone else. And aight, he could admit that not everyone was as chill and awesome as him. But hey, what could go wrong?

Lil' Cal is situated in a corner, as well as a few other choices, just in case the C-man didn't fly (this was not going to happen). The first goal was to get everything going. Had to be classy with Dadbert. The shirt was slightly unbuttoned, and he had himself on display on the bed, shades unremoved, brow raised. And just to reiterate.]

So you sure we can do this? You ain't gonna get a heart attack, boggling over all these crazy things us young 'un's got in store, right daddy-o?

England/Arthur Kirkland | Hetalia

[officerofspade]

3:12

[justice_burger]

[America waits within England's bedroom, blue eyes hooded and smirking as he eyes the closed door. He is sprawled about on the older nation's bed, waiting for him to arrive. His shirt is on the floor, his jacket on the inner door handle and he may or may not be wearing his pants. It is hard to tell with him under the bunched sheets teasingly up to the bottom of his abs.

Boy, did he have a surprise for the old man today.]

Ezekiel Bishop | original character | OTA

[pervertedheart]

2:1

[voulezvouscoucheravecmoi]

[Francis strolls into the classroom, not particularly dressed as a student, but amused at the idea of having his English corrected by England, of all people. Appropriate perhaps, but...he was a Frenchman and prone to being a punk-ass sometimes. Especially when it came to the English.

He was not a student, however, he'd merely come to see how Arthur had been getting along trying to be a teacher. And perhaps to cause a little mischief...~]

And how goes ze paper grading, busybody?

[He's going to have a seat at the very edge of Arthur's desk, leaning on one arm.]

Stephanie Rogers | rule 63!cap | MCU | OTA

[stephrogers]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | M/M

[littleredridingstiles]

Clint Barton / MCU / OTA

[halfassed]

[ Not a big fan of public, really. Clint also pretty much bottoms. To girls, to dudes, to entities that fall into the realm of 'other'.... yeah. Would be very into things like femdom, pegging, BDSM, whipping, D/s. Kinky things. Mind control (with Lokis or with others) is also cool. I basically ship everything. ]

Lindsey McDonald (Pimped!AU) | Angel | OTA

[golden_boytoy]

[captainsosa]

[ooc: Got Regular 6 if your up for it. Figured she could be pissed off at Lindsey]

Guy Cecil | Tales of the Abyss | CLOSED (Vatheon and PSL only)

[relinquishing]

TrainWreck: 1-7, 10, maybe 4 or 15 or 17 and whatever else IDEFK let's play it by ear, darling

[relinquishing]

[Sure. Guy knew that Zelos wasn't really the greatest with feelings. He knew that when he'd first started having anything past a surface conversation with the Chosen. It was cemented even more when they had started messing around physically. How someone could only be truly comfortable when being used was still something that Guy couldn't really wrap his head around. It wasn't a relationship, as far as he was concerned. He just... wasn't exactly sure what to call it. "Friends with benefits"? Possibly. It just felt consistently unbalanced - Guy's attentions would usually make the redhead tense and uncomfortable, and it would always take time to make sure that their actions were done together rather than letting one or the other take complete control.

The blonde never really enjoyed that. But he kept his mouth shut and let patience take over. Little by little. Maybe then. Maybe then, this would work.

Or at least, that's what he'd thought before he had suddenly vanished.

For three months, he'd been gone. That's what everyone had been telling him, at least. It had only been a few weeks in his own time, and the almost-paradoxal times and memories had certainly been a lot to swallow right away. Re-appearing back in the underwater city was, in relation, incredibly disorienting, and it had taken him an entire weekend to get in touch with who had left and who was still hanging around. He hadn't made much of an announcement, instead just slipping messages to people as his mind cleared. But the one person he couldn't quite get a hold of? The one person that he remembered clearly?

...Sigh.

He knew the Chosen was around, and he knew that the man was aware of his presence. His name was still on the list - Guy had already sent him a couple messages, all of which were ignored. The Host Club was still up and running (something Guy knew wouldn't be happening without Zelos around), and Zelda had already told the blonde that her roommate was still living in the Ordo apartment. But Zelos always conveniently seemed to be away from his house when Guy stopped by and refused to pick up any communications otherwise.

Zelos was hiding from him, then.

Why? Hell if Guy knew. But it had been a good three weeks of hit-and-miss, and the technician had frankly had enough of this evasive bullshit. If Zelos didn't want this to continue based on time, then fine, they wouldn't continue. But he wasn't going to let whatever this was slip just because the redhead was hiding from it.

So he'd slipped into the Host Club, taking up the wonderful position of a wallflower and waiting for Zelos to finish a charming session with a local woman. Sultry tones and flowery compliments, filled with plastic smiles.

Zelos certainly hadn't changed.

When the girl finally dismisses herself, the blonde finally strolls over. He doesn't even wait for a reaction or a remark. He simply grabs Zelos tightly by the forearm, dragging him to the back staircase.]

Hey. We need to talk. Now.

[There's a bite to his tone that lands about as hard as that grip against Zelos' arm. Gripe all you want, hunny, he's ignoring all protests until they get to the employee lounge and the door is closed.]

Iceland | Axis Powers Hetalia

[volcanic_winter]

Misfire | Transformers IDW (MTMTE) | OTA

[misfier]

4 - 18

[ex_symbiote186]

So what do we do with him? [Spectro was the first to break the silence, glancing uneasily at the two members of their gestalt Primus blessed with more wisdom. He kinda wanted to have a little fun, but he'd been semi-domesticated into actually asking for it first. It had taken many centuries.

Spyglass was leaning over Misfire and taking the incredibly high tech gag (a piece of rebar wrapped around his face) off]

He's not a deserter if the war's not on. [Spyglass pointed out, not biased at all by Misfire's cute little face] And it's not like anybody's gonna miss him.

[Viewfinder was busy piloting the ship, or he'd probably have told Spyglass not to ungag Misfire.] That really depends on us, doesn't it. Megatron's not around to ask anymore. [He looked over--noticed that the ragtag misfit Decepticon was ungagged, and frowned.] What about you, any thoughts you'd like to share with the class?

Ilsa Higa, MD || Original Character || Het

[ooeeooahah]

Tyki Mikk | D.Gray-Man

[sleightofhearts]

Hardcore Sensory Deprivation

[suchselfishness]

[ It's been a long day at the café, and by the time Rhode comes in the door, she's pulled the bow out of her hair that matches her ridiculously frilly little costume, roughing her hair up to something like the spiky mess she preferred. She kicks off her shoes in the entry, not bothering to take off the silly garters as she drags her bag into the living room and flops down in one of the chairs. ]

Steve Rogers ★ MCU ★ OTA

[thelivinglegend]

[ Male and female are both fine. Non-canonmates are fine, but I'd like a little info on how/how long they've known Steve, just so I've got something to go on, characterwise. AUs and all that jazz are welcomed, too. ]

i heard you wanted some filthy shameless smut

[myheartglows]

[ So they've experimented, you know, gone beyond some regular boundaries and into the fun happy parts of sex (or lovemaking, whatever Steve wants to call it). Tony's discovered a few interesting facts about America's most cherished superhero, such as that he enjoys dirty talk and maybe a bit of rough play and definitely ordering people around, if that weren't obvious out in the field.

So Tony attains a soldier's uniform from the military because he still has friends in high places (mainly Rhodey, who opted not to ask what the uniform will be used for). It's for a Private First Class, and he gets the name "STARK" etched onto it. Dressed in it, Tony observes himself in the mirror. After a thought, he removes the sunglasses. While he's broken the idea to Steve about "roleplay" before, the poor bastard has no idea what's coming tonight. Here's to hoping he catches on and doesn't think Tony's gone insane (entirely possible).

Adopting his best military posture, Tony ventures out to find Steve and, once there, he gives him a salute. ]

Captain.

Jo Harvelle | Supernatural

[swedge]

[minifridge]

[Indian summer. The ridiculous, impossible time when the leaves are turning orange and it's too hot to see straight, when they wind up on the roof at 2 in the morning drinking too much sangria and laughing. They're paying for their drinking now, when the spiked wine has their skin flushed uncomfortably, and it's almost enough to make them consider not leaning on each other.

Until Jo accidentally drops an ice cube down Mary's shirt. Then it's just a game. She laughs, makes some comment, and soon she has an ice cube of her own, running it along Jo's neck, where she'll feel it the most. Her cupped hand ghosts along Jo's skin, the ice in her palm dripping down her neck, her shoulders, her back, her chest, the faster it melts.]