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lookatthatslut ([personal profile] lookatthatslut) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-09-29 09:05 am

The Midfuck Meme

MIDFUCK MEME

♋Respond with your character(s) and put their name and canon in the subject bar. (You can make blank comments with < ! >. Remove the spaces).
♋ Respond to other character(s) with your own as if you are right in the middle of having sex. How did it happen? Who started it? Who is topping who? All that matters is they are in the middle of it.
♋ Want to add some direction and maybe a little kink? Take a spin on the Random Number Generator to give yourself a location. (Change the max from 100 to "10").
♋ Have fun threading out hot sex. Maybe they'll want another go, afterward.~
 
1. Between These Sheets
It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.~

2. Sex On the Beach
Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.

3. On Wheels
Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.

4. There's More Than Hot Water Here
You're pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.

5. My Body Is Your Bread
Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?

6. Getting Creative With Furniture
Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.

7. Try This On For Size
You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.

8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part
It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.

9. A Quickie Behind the Tree
Aprivate place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.

10. We Have Ways of Making You Scream.
Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy
fated_to_lose: (sorry)

Loki Laufeyson | mcu, norse mythology | ota

[personal profile] fated_to_lose 2012-09-29 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
( canon mates are loved, as are norse deities. Getting it on in the nature is my favorite pastime. )
Edited 2012-09-29 14:48 (UTC)
iamironwoman: (Pout)

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[OOC: Do you mind genderswaps?]
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Nicholas Brody | Homeland | Het

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Naoto Shirogane | Persona 4 | Het

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tofu_idol: ([tasty])

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Wes (aged up to 20) | Pokémon Colosseum | OTA

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[He's got the motorcycle if you want 3.]
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....i love your journal name. 8, okay?

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moriarty_was_real: (Buuuuurn you!)

Different timelines? Meh, I'm sure it can be worked out!

[personal profile] moriarty_was_real 2012-09-29 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes, not very often, Jim Moriarty got frustrated enough with some petty annoyance or other than he really just needed to blow off some steam. There was only one person, had only ever been one person, he was willing to have sex with and by happy coincidence that person was quite sturdy.

Moriarty had a desk fitted with wrist restraints on one side so that he could bend his beloved personal bodyguard/elite assassin/right-hand-man across it at the perfect distance, arms stretched straight out over his head, pinned securely with no leverage even to wiggle.

The best part of this particular set-up was that no matter how far Jim's mind was from sexual arousal at the beginning of it, simply watching Sebastian assuming the position when it was demanded of him was enough to make him seriously hot and bothered. Strapping on the restraints after that had never failed to make him painfully hard. Tugging down trousers and pants, smearing lube into place, pressing inside, it was such a glorious turn-on that it could consume even the worst blinding rage into burning lust.

When he was just a few seconds shy of hitting orgasm, Jim dug his fingers into Sebastian's hips and groaned sharply through clenched teeth.

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[ooc: Fairy Tale Land or Storybrooke versions available.]
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Maddie Graham | OC | OTA

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Matt Delaney | OC | Het

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Poison Ivy | DC | Het

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[Being in their line of work was stressful enough on an every day basis, no less when something went bad. Getting ambushed by clients who didn't want to pay the fee was a common problem for him, but that didn't mean the cuts and bullet grazes hurt any less.]

Ah, shit...hurts...

[He sinks slowly into the water of the bathrub, the soapy, hot water stinging several small lacerations.]

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ygritte. A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

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felicia hardy "black cat" | marvel

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Gunmax | Brave Police: J-Decker | OTA

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fuckinstoplights: (Yeah.  I'm a ninja robot.)

... 10

[personal profile] fuckinstoplights 2012-09-30 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[SEX VIRUS STRIKES AGAIN I GUESS.]

[Also it's less of a dungeon and more an empty warehouse, but hey. It's private. And... he's also got his chain wrapped around the other robot's wrists, to better hold him up against a wall.]

[All while his mouth decides to take a tour over plating, lingering on the neck. Trailing down his chest.]

[Taking his sweet time, like an asshole.]

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The Warden | Dragon Age | OTA

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mmmleather: (We are ridiculously awesome.)

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[personal profile] mmmleather 2012-09-30 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[It was probably some fancy party the Warden had to attend. Something after the coronation or something. And, naturally, he was accompanied by another elf. One who spent the entirety of the party minding his manners and not sliding a hand down the Warden's pants in the company of nobility.]

[... like he's doing right now.]

[Grinning over at the Warden in the privacy of their carriage back to wherever it is they're staying.]
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Fulcrum | Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye | OTA

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