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[dumbmemes]

THE GLORY HOLE MEME

This one ain't complicated. There's a wall between two people, be they in separate rooms, bathroom stalls, dedicated booths for this sort of thing, or even just a cloth curtain separating them in the same room. There's a hole in that wall, someone is going to stick a body part through that hole, and what happens after that is up to you. The hole can be any size, and it doesn't necessarily have to be the classical organ for this sort of thing (see the "stuck in a wall" trope, where someone is somehow trapped halfway through a wall, for example), so feel free to get creative.

Post your character and preferences, tag anyone who interests you, and above all else, have fun.

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Ranka Lee | Macross Frontier | OTA

[nyan_nyan]

[ You know what just bring me anything. ]

[powerballs]

[ Roommates locked out together, Ranka actually couldn't quite fit through that window, futa girlfriend decides to fuck her frustrations out before getting Ranka unstuck? Could be a side/front window, if (risk of) being seen is fun to you. ]

[nyan_nyan]

[ That all sounds fun. Clearly, Ranka's butt is bigger than she realizes ;D

And risk of being seen or just being seen is great! ]

[powerballs]

"Come on! What's the holdup?"

Getting locked out was never fun, but Syndra and her roommate/girlfriend/fuck-buddy/toy (it depended on her mood) Ranka had doubled down this time, both of them having locked their keys inside when they left this morning. And the small house they shared was pretty secure, so there wasn't another easy way in, and neither had thought to hide a spare key outside. The only option was the open window to the lounge, which was open slightly. Ranka was smaller than Syndra, so it was her job to try and fit through - even though that window was on the side of the house, it was closest to the front, so anyone going along the street would see her ass in the air as she tried to wiggle through.

"You're tiny, you should be able to get through there easily," Syndra grumbled. And just because she was frustrated, she gave Ranka's ass a swat.

[uknowthemullet]

[OOC: Hi there! Had these two in a thread an age back, and I thought it'd be fun to go back to that AU.]

[nyan_nyan]

[ ooc: Super down for that. ]

[uknowthemullet]

[OOC: Terrific! Let me know if this needs any tweaking.]

Keith Kogane, former ace pilot and rising military star, now better known as bodyguard to the stars-- or to one star in particular, to be specific. For months now, he'd been assigned as the adorable idol's driver, handler, and all-around security force. Of course, he had other duties which actually took up more of his time and energy, but Keith was long past complaining, although he did wonder if the squeaky-clean image she was known for would survive those duties going public.

Which was exactly why Keith worked hard to keep them private, both by quieting any possible leaks and by making sure that Ranka was kept good and satisfied, so she needn't go wandering in search of cock and risking her secrets getting exposed.

And that was exactly the worry on Keith's mind as he burst through the doors of Ranka's house and didn't immediately find her. She'd called him with some kind of emergency and Keith had rushed over only to find the place apparently empty. Hearing a sound from upstairs, he followed it to the bedroom. Opening the door, he was suddenly faced with what looked like a thin wall blocking the entrance. A hole several inches across had been cut through it at about his hip height, and in marker there was an arrow pointing towards that hole and the words "KEITH'S DICK GOES HERE" scrawled above.

"Ranka?" he called out imptiently. "Where are you?"

Kaede Akamatsu | Danganronpa V3 | F/F

[pianoidiot]

[Two ideas, or come to me with your own! I list Kaede as the one going through, but having her on the other side for either is fine, too.

1. Kaede is stuck in a wall. Maybe she climbed through a window, or there's just a mystery hole in the wall she can't quite fit through. This will probably be dub con at best (and/or full of really, really stupid misunderstandings), and canon mates from any of the games are preferred.

2. Of her own volition, Kaede is pushing her breasts through a chest-high gap in a wall. The exact reason why is something we can come up with. Breastplay ahoy.]

Mimasaka Touma | Kalimeris Porno | M/M*

[luculence]

[*Due to the fact that Mimasaka is intersex, he has more than just the standard dick to push through - he has a vagina as well. (Prior CR of any gender also welcomed.) Please see the comments section in his info journal page for a nsfw picture of what it looks like. He can also expose other parts, or be the one playing with someone. Consensual scenarios only.

[1) Standard dick in the hole, which may very well show off where his labia starts if the hole is wide enough.

[2) Stuck in the wall! Or, well... putting himself there on purpose. He could totally have gotten so aroused over something that he thinks this is a good idea. (Maybe don't forget to use the condoms nearby!) He's probably situated in a way where his nethers and upper body are exposed, but his back and waist are on the other side. Perhaps. He handles things better if he can see things.

[3) He's the one sucking someone off, or something else!

[4) I don't know but let's plot something?? Maybe a consensual lovers situation to spice up their love life? Maybe monster kink?? Who knows!]

Korekiyo Shingugi | DRV3 | OTA

[justpure]

[Not sure about the actual fucking part, but we can use the hole for voyeurism or we could just have someone stuck in the wall.]

[Kinks are here, will age up if need be.]

Mikan Tsumiki | Danganronpa | F/F

[malpracticed]

[Biggest interest in someone sticking her ass through a hole for Mikan to reluctantly rim her, or Mikan to even more reluctantly be on the receiving end, but come at me.]

Eren Jaeger | Shingeki no Kyojin | M/M

[preciousbrat]

Dick Grayson | DC | m/m

[flybybirdie]

[ most interested in stuck in wall dub/noncon, but am also interested in traditional glory hole ]

Buffy | Buffy: The Vampire Slayer | OTA

[kungfubarbie]

[ Traditional gloryhole preferred. Whether it's Buffy wanting some nsa fun, or maybe set when she's still at school and she just wants to suck some cock without ruining her reputation, I'm game. ]

[not_so_smooth]

So, this was apparently a real thing. People had told Sam that it was real but it was kind of easier to believe in giant, robot, aliens from another world than a hole you stuck your cock in and got it sucked. But how could you not try that out? It only took him walking in and out of the room half a dozen times to get up the courage to stay. Then another few minutes to psych himself out enough to get his pants of. Now all he had to do was just... stick it in? That's all it was, right?

"Uh, okay. So, if there's anyone on the other side. First off, thank you. you know. For your service. It's appreciated. I don't- I guess you don't need my name just... just to stuck my dick in the hole so... here it comes?"

He was already hard, even with the nerves he was too turned on not to be so it was easy to just... move up to the hole and stick it in. If no one was there he was going to feel really dumb about this.

[Can switch formats if needed.]

[kungfubarbie]

[ Nope, this is great. ]

It took a fair bit of restraint not to tell him to just shut up already during Sam's brief monologue, but Buffy managed to hold herself in check long enough-just long enough for exactly what she was hoping for to slide on through the hole.

Licking her lips at the sight of it, a hand-small, but hardened by hard work and a strength that would certainly surprise Sam-wrapped around the shaft and began to slowly stroke. Perhaps she should have shed her clothing already; things were no doubt going to get messy. The idea of a hole that a cock would just pop through was almost as surprising to her as the reverse was to Sam-but they were both going to end the meeting happier for it.

Satya 'Symmetra' Vaswani | Overwatch | OTA

[lightbender]

[ In particular, I'm interested in something with portals, because obviously. ]

[meiday]

[Sexy portal shenanigans sound like fun! Have anything in particular in mind?]

[lightbender]

[ Futa is an option, or toys made with hardlight, of course. Beyond that? Maybe something particularly kinky, like one of them somewhere in public while the other uses a portal attached to the former's underwear from home for some fun. ]

[dose_of_innocence]

(ooc: If you're interested maybe Overwatch's newest addition is helping Satya test some things in the lab and gets stuck mid-way through a portal?

Kimmy wears skirts so it would be easy for Satya to get access if she had some ideas while she waited for an automatic system or something to work on getting Kimmy un-stuck. Unless of course she planned the whole thing from the start.

I'm open to Symmetra being a futa if you want to go that route.)

Damara Megido | Homestuck | F/F or F/Futa

[japanese_schoolgirl_troll]

((Ooc: Comes in the flavors of; typical female biology, futa or xenobiology which amounts to a tentacle dick.))

[nyan_nyan]

[ ooc: All about the xenotentacledick tbh. Ranka's from a sci-fi setting with some aliens and stuff so she'll be a-okay with that

I was thinking either Ranka's hard up for money for w/e reason, or some really cheesy 'the innocent pop idol is actually so addicted to sucking dick she decides to do randos' thing? ]

[japanese_schoolgirl_troll]

(ooc: Admittedly I'm more a fan of casual scenarios so either Ranka sees it as giving back to her fans or it's even just for Damara who she takes back stage either for being a really eager fan or winning some draw. Maybe with Ranka lying and saying the person behind the gloryhole is a porn star friend of her's or something only to reveal it was her all along.)

Kara Danvers | Supergirl | OTA

[iisupergirlii]

[traditional, stuck in a wall, Dark Shit, w/e.]

Christa L. Diaman | OC | OTA

[diaman_dog]

_{[Because what better way to mess up your racist parents trying to run for re-election than the scandal of their daughter putting herself out for public use or otherwise blowing random strangers for fun? Good for all the fun stuff!]}