microblogging the network: the meme.

[blackcherry]

This is not a texting meme. This is an anything meme. Text, voice, video, and moving to action, like a jamjar network, or like microblogging - pretend you're on Twitter, or knockoff Twitter, or BookFace, or whatever you want. The point is to make a mini-post with your comment. You MUST post something in your top level. Accidentally broadcast getting your head stuck in the staircase. Ask about the best champagne for New Year's. Drunkpost a love confession. Ask the network at large if anyone else has tentacle monsters in their bathroom. Post a selfie. One line? Twenty lines? Don't care. Do it. The world is your oyster. Just make sure you link images if they're huge or NSFW. Step 1: Post a top level WITH YOUR NETWORK/MICROBLOGGING POST IN THE COMMENT. Blank top levels will be deleted. Step 2: Roleplay. That's it. Gogogo.

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Max Mayfield | Stranger Things | Fake Twitter (?)

[beyourzoomer]

How does foundation work?

[iseaghosts]

Ooh, I know this. You just slab it on your face and rub it into your cheeks until you're not see-through anymore.

james b. | mcu/cyteen fusion | anon forum post

[bornnotmade]

what do you do when you think someone might be joking, but you're not sure ?

[garma]

( signed in as anonymous. )

Ask them.

[bornnotmade]

i did the first couple of times

but they got real quiet and looked sad so i wasn't sure it was right

[garma]

Well did they say yes or no?

[bornnotmade]

yes

[garma]

But you don't know if they were actually telling the truth when they said yes?

[bornnotmade]

i don't know if i said it wrong

[garma]

The statement they agreed to?

Reika Rikudou | Fate/Apocrypha | Yahoo answer type deal

[leaveittomother]

[There's anonymous ask:]

I tried Googling it but I couldn't quite decide. What are the best movies for children? It doesn't have to be recent and it's fine if it's in theaters still.

Lusamine | Pokemon Sun and Moon Anime | Twitter

[bestmomever]

I might have "accidentally" evolved my Clefairy. Whooooooops. Silly me <3

Nanny Ogg | Discworld | Book of Faces

[grainneog]

[About as many cat pictures as you can shake a stick at.]

Look at Nanny's precious little boy! What a gorjuss little kitty cat he is!

[channingchanningchanning]

I guess one cannot say that he looks worse than other cats.

[grainneog]

He's beautiful! Look at how soft and fluffy he is!

[channingchanningchanning]

No fluffiness can save his looks in face of him being a cat.

[grainneog]

[Expect angry PMs from all of Nanny's family.]

Well, someone's clearly a dog person.

[channingchanningchanning]

[Guess who couldn't care less. And who doesn't consider that an insult at all.

She couldn't be more right, after all. Chad is very literally a dog person. As in small, fluffy, and barking up trees after squirrels.]

Of course I am.

[grainneog]

Good on you! Wouldn't the earth be a funny place if we all thought the same.

Cats are still better though.

[channingchanningchanning]

Cats are dumb and have no standards. [Else there would be cat shows. He's pretty convinced that there are no cat shows. Who would want to look at a cat?

Plus cats get clean by slobbering all over themselves. Seriously.]

[grainneog]

Not my little boy! He's always cleaning himself and looking after himself! You've never seen such preened whiskers!

[channingchanningchanning]

Exactly. He constantly slobbers all over himself. [NO STANDARDS. Point in case!]

Some time later; video

[grainneog]

[The video shows a man leaning in awkwardly to whatever is projecting the video and then, with a low growl, flipping it off.]

Flillthy dog. [He spits.]

still text

[channingchanningchanning]

You look like I got a bath more recently than you.

[He eyes the video with a most judgemental yippy dog stare. No manners and unkempt. This guy is more filthy than him in every single aspect of his life, most likely.

Including his lineage.]

Still video

[grainneog]

[Greebo licks his palm and uses it to push his hair back. Clearly not true.]

Becccause you rollllled in shit? [He grins, or at least turns up the corners of his mouth, exposing his incisors. Well, he can't flick his tail like this, but if he was in his normal form it would be flicking furiously.]

permatext unless otherwise stateed

[channingchanningchanning]

No. [SO MUCH DERISION.] Because I get regular baths instead of just slobbering all over myself like you.

Aaaaand permavideo

[grainneog]

[Greebo snorts.]

Beccccause you stinnnk.

[Clearly. Cats can bathe themselves, dogs are disgusting enough that even humans see the need to force them into water occasionally.]

[channingchanningchanning]

Because even humans realize that we have standards.

[grainneog]

[Greebo raises an eyebrow, the corner of his lip moving into what might be a smirk, might be a snarl. He clearly doesn't quite agree.]

Wrong.

[He thinks about this for a moment longer, and then elaborates,]

Humans stupid anyway.

[channingchanningchanning]

Significantly less stupid than cats.

[If writing can convey absolute derision, these words do it.]

Margaret Dresden * Dresden Files * FB

[lilorphanmaggie]

me irl

arthur curry / aquaman / dceu / i live to shitpost

[everyprawn]

I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHO KEEPS SENDING ME TETRA FIN AND YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET IT