PEOPLE DIE AT THE FAIR

[dousing]

LET'S GO TO THE FAIR MEME It's time to go to the fair! Food, rides, games, historical reenactments, the choices are endless! Go with your friends, your family, or if you're feeling romantic, go with a date! Don't run out of tickets.

LOCATIONS 1. COUNTY/STATE FAIR From the hokey to the bright and brilliant, you've been waiting for this all year! Are those rides up to code? Can you find the perfect fair food? Damn, those churros look good. 2. REN/PIRATE FAIRE Is something a little older your style? Try out a Renaissance or a pirate faire! You can dress up like the times or just be a civilian passing through. Mead, turkey legs, butt grabbing... 3. AMUSEMENT PARK Screw fairs, you want to go to Disneyland! Or Legoland, or Universal Studios... Whatever, you just want to go to the REAL THING. Elitest. You're not better than us. 4. HAUNTED CARNIVAL You thought this was a normal fair, but something seems... off. Are the ghosts fake or are they real? Does that guy have fangs? What the hell is this, Scooby Doo? 5. MUSIC FESTIVAL Who needs fairs when you can go to a venue and pay $40 for a t-shirt and watch thirty bands in one day and get heat exhaustion while drinking cheap beer? That's what we thought. 6. HOLIDAY FAIR It's Halloween! Or Christmas! You want to see pumpkin carving! Or Santa Claus! Whatever, man. You just like holidays. SCENARIOS 1. RIDES The Tilt-a-Whirl costs how many tickets? This had better be worth it. 2. FOOD Holy shit, you have to try this chocolate covered, deep-fried ice cream! We'll stand by with some paddles. 3. EXHIBITS You want to look at photography? Art? Some kid's ode to his dog made of popsicle sticks? Let's go for it. 4. ANIMALS Are those tiny pigs wearing JACKETS and running a RACE? We have to go right now. Alternatively, pay to see the world's biggest live alligator. Her name is Susy. 5. GAMES You really want to win that giant unicorn but for some reason, the pins won't fall over even when you hit them dead-center. Is this rigged? 6. ROMANCE Whether it's the tunnel of love, jousting for someone's hand, or just sitting around sharing a dessert, we've got you covered on the date front. 7. MASCOTS Maybe you want to meet Mickey. Or Santa. Or, I don't know, whatever the hell that dude over there in a suit is. Careful though, a lot of times little kids can be real scared. 8. CONTESTS Baking contest? Are there funny notes in the grading cards for some of them? Maybe you want to look at how some nerd set a table. Check them out, try to steal one of the blue ribbons, whatever. 9. SHOPPING Everything here is SO COOL. Did you see that light up headband? That shirt with an emoji on it? Seriously, what will they think of next? Just don't get swindled out of your money! 10. CONCERTS This is it, this is the good stuff. You wanted some music and now you've got it; what kind of music is your jam? Will you be sitting comfortably or are you going to meet someone in the pit? If your scenario doesn't match the location, make something up or pick a different one, we won't tell! As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun!

Comments

Eren Jaeger | Shingeki no Kyojin

[preciousbrat]

Lois Lane ; DC Rebirth

[spellcheck]

[ alternately, armybrats. ]

Varian / Tangled TV series / m/f for shipping, anything for gen

[wouldilietoyou]

Peter Parker | Spider-Man/ mcu | M/M ship or OTA

[notaonesie]

Selina Kyle | Gotham

[fille_fatale]

[There is a 98% chance she is stealing your wallet]

idk but this... feels appropriate.

[armybrats]

[ It doesn't dawn on Lois as to what a friendless loser she is until her sister ditches her the moment she spots a group of kids from school. Lucy's always been better at making friends and as the somewhat protective older sister, she's glad -- it's hard enough to make real connections with people when you move ever 18 months. If she is anything, she is annoyed that she's been left wandering the fairgrounds alone holding all of her sister's crap.

Her hands are full and here is so much going on and so much to see. Her attention is otherwise preoccupied and her purse -- an old messenger bag -- is slung across her shoulder, dangling, and unprotected, so... she certainly looks like an easy mark. ]

guzma | pokemon sun and moon/ultra sun and ultra moon | ota

[acherontiastyx]

Karolina Dean ( Runaways )

[lightmanip]

Renee Walker ( All for the Game )

[numbernine]

Jonathan Byers ( Stranger Things )

[pentaxmx]

Stan Uris ( It 2017 )

[stantheman]

[ aged up version available upon request. ]

Nancy Wheeler ( Stranger Things )

[tenderheartedly]

Lucas Sinclair ( Stranger Things )

[aporetics]

Chanel Oberlin | Scream Queens

[thechaneloberlin]

[She hates fairs and she probably hates you.]

Korekiyo Shingugi | DRV3

[justpure]

[Most likely found at a Ren/Pirate fair or a haunted carnival.]

Kokichi Oma | Danganronpa V3

[shslliar]

[Good luck keeping up with this gremlin boy.]

Dr. White | HHN Singapore

[plagueofdeception]

[If he's not at Universal Studios during Halloween Horror Nights, he's haunting the Ren Faire. Most likely a preformer.]

brooke maddox ( mtv's scream )

[victimized]

Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Miraculous Ladybug | OTA

[de_evilise]

kate fuller † from dusk till dawn

[crucifixes]

karolina dean ( runaways/mcu )

[moralise]

kerry loudermilk ( legion )

[altercating]

anna peterson ( the guest )

[menus]

Isabella | The Letter | OTA

[scaredy_cat]

Patrick Hockstetter | IT

[hairrazing]

Conan Edogawa | Detective Conan

[deductionfreak]

[ He wants to go home. ]

locked to: awhitehorse

[deductionfreak]

[ Why an amusement park? Better yet, why Tropical Land? Of all the places Kid could have chosen to heist at he went with Tropical Land? Usually, Conan would attempt some semblance of being a well-mannered and cheerful little kid but all he could think about was just how much he hated amusement parks and the fact that he was definitely going to kick a soccer ball in that stupid thief's face for calling him out like this. ]

[ He let out an irritated sigh and took a breath, he really should at least try to pretend to be 'Edogawa Conan' and not the bitter shrunken Kudou Shinichi. If only to protect his secret from yet another detective. He eyes Hakuba closely as for some reason he'd been left in the 'care' of the British detective by Sonoko. ]

Don't you think that Kid should have waited for gem to go back to a museum before scheduling his heist?