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The MILF/DILF MEME
(or the age difference meme)

Society values youth and, admittedly, for good reason. It's a sign of health and vitality; psychologically, it represents unburdened potential and boundless energy. But there's something to be said for wisdom that comes through age and from creating life. Plus, current science says that the sexual peak may be later than we actually think.

Today, we're celebrating those who've either lived enough into adulthood to have a child, or as they're coloquially known - the MILFS and DILFS. Just because you've had a kid, (potentially) settled down, and are all "responsible" doesn't mean you can't have a little fun. The staff has worked hard on providing a proper environment: either a. a suburban neighborhood, b. a facsimile of your character's canon(s), or c. a nebulous AU of your choosing. The young guys and gals will do the rest.

My character isn't a MILF or a DILF, but I want to play them as such! No problem! Feel free to AU and age up. The meme is also left open ended enough that those without kids can be the "older" parties; given the average age of the characters usually played, qualify for the "older" party means being mid-to-late twenties at least, with the ideal minimum being 27-30. Play it fast and loose with everything and throw in other kinks as need be!

What's the Story?

Cougars? You're not being satisfied in your current relationship, but there's something about this youthful person that gets your fire started. It may be wrong, you might feel guilty, but you want some relief, and they could give it to you. Now, to get their attention...

The One Thing You Can't Have? The shoe's on the other foot, and you're the younger party jonesing for that hot, experienced MILF/DILF. Problem is, they think you're just a kid! They won't give you the time of day at all. Can you prove that you're not the little boy that you used to be, you're all grown up and you're begging Stacy please -

Mommy and Daddy Kink? No one's here to play Freud, but sometimes, lacking a role models early in life can seek someone looking for them later, searching for someone who can give them love, pampering, or discipline.

It Would Be My Honor to be Your New Step Father: Uh-oh. The MILF/DILF you're seeing? They're your friends mom or dad! That's likely to put a strain on the relationship.

MILF or DILF to Be: They're not a MILF or DILF yet, but you're about to change that. The obligatory "unsafe sex" or "impregnation" option. Can be part of an insidious plot to make the younger party your "little wife/husband" too!

In the Family? Nobody knows you quite like your own family, so maybe that older relative, parent, or sibling can set you on the right path.

Ageplay? The difference in your ages is the point, and it's what turns you on. The two of you are sure to bring it up and play it up often.

Curiosity? You're tired of people who are immature, or you want to relive earlier days. It's just for fun!

Hot for Teacher? Parents aren't the only ones in positions of power.

Illegal? The younger party is young enough for this to be a danger.

Blackmail? I'm sure your spouse would love to see this...on a porno website! But youngsters can be blackmailed, too. Your naughty ways could be exposed, and what would everyone think of someone so dirty?

Same Age? You're both mature, you can do this. Still, you want to know you've still got it.

When posting, feel free to mention your preferences in the comment, or use the form below:

Name:
Age:
Older or Younger Party?: If you want people the in same age range or bracket or whatever as your character, you can say that, too!
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In:
Yes:
No:
A Brief Description of this Character:

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Name: Ruby
Age: Undisclosed (late 20's/early 30's, but flexible)
Older or Younger Party?: Older
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: Cougars, mommy kink, in the family, ageplay, curiosity.
Yes: Fluff, teasing, consent, breastplay/titfucking, mutual enjoyment in general.
No: Illegal/blackmail/general non- and dub-con, anal, gore, vore, ect.
A Brief Description of this Character: Mature but flighty, Ruby is one of those people that's smart but needs constant stimulation. She's got it, she knows it, and she flaunts it.

[Do you mind OCs?]

[[Not on their own, but I do mind live-action PBs. Sorry.]]

[If you are okay with a late tag, Shun here is an orphan with great magical powers who deals with life by putting up a front of indifference- which means that a cougar engaging in mommy play until that cold facade breaks is EXACTLY what the doctor ordered,ifyou're into that scenario?]

Name: Remus Lupin
Age: late 30s-early 40s
Older or Younger Party?: Older or same age
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: the one thing you can't have is practically a given if with a younger party, same age
Yes: healthy relationship, consent, slow-build (in fiction, in rp-land we can skip right over the slow-build lmao). hot for teacher is also an option, cause remus... is an actual teacher, but only if it's pretend because he teaches children and he's gonna feel weird about it
No: underage/in the family/non-con or dubcon situations, including blackmail
A Brief Description of this Character: Remus would never in a million years consider himself a DILF. He's a two-time magical war veteran who wears grandpa sweaters and is also a werewolf. Not conventionally attractive, definitely way more going on than his mild demeanor implies. He has a canon child who is a shapeshifter and total sweetheart

Mostly interested in: Illegal, The One Thing You Can't Have?, Daddy Kink, It Would Be My Honor to be Your New Step Father
No to: In The Family, Same Age
Note: Default age is 19, can be switched to 15 for the Illegal Scenario. Kink List

Name: Blake Carrington
Age: Mid 40's, pushing 50 or so
Older or Younger Party?: Older
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: The One Thing..., Daddy Kink, Stepfather, In the Family (a Fallon or AU daughter would be divine), Illegal
Yes: Not his kink list, but a reasonable facsimile
No: Usual nos: blood, gore, vore, bathroom, violence, injury
A Brief Description of this Character: Blake Carrigton is one of the richest and most powerful 1 percenters in the country and either the south's most eligible divorcee or a man it won't be difficult to make unfaithful to his current trophy wife. He has one canon daughter, but we can AU away. Any questions, hit me up.

[ She'll be the older party, though "older" is relative and I'm just as happy to play with characters who are the same age (with ageplay-as-roleplay) or just a touch younger. I'm almost impossible to squick, as well, so all prompts sans outright dub/non-con are cool; Peters can come, too. Big, big preference for consensual here...without getting into realism and actual power dynamics implications.

If you're interested, I can also conjure up some ideas I'd dig for our characters before we start! ]

Name: The Dragonborn/Vanyel Greyjoy
Age: 28-30
Older or Younger Party?: Older, on this journal. I have a separate one for a younger version (16-18) that I don't mind pulling out, though!
Scenarios I'm Most Interested In: Ageplay, Curiosity, Hot for Teacher
Yes: Kink list here
No: Outright non-consent, vore, scat or watersports
A Brief Description of this Character: He's smart and he knows it, has a definite tendency to want to play mentor, and also worships his setting's goddess of love and sex - he was raised by what was effectively a sex cult, so he has a fairly liberal attitude toward sex and things like kink and age differences in particular.
(For the younger version, he's intensely curious and will have no qualms about pursuing someone older and more sexually experienced to get some more hands on experience himself.)

Cross-canon, cross-medium, and assumed CR all okay.

Since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Ruby the Sorceress | Dragon's Crown | OTA, F/M pref.

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remus lupin | hp

Eren Jaeger | Shingeki no Kyojin | M/M

Blake Carrington * Dynasty (2017) * M/F

(aunt) may parker | spider-man/mcu | f/m

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