This is not the Star Wars meme you're looking for

[kinking]

Star Sex...Sex Wars? Whatever, it's a smutty Star Wars AU meme "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..." And cue the text crawl. Only this time, there's some small print involved. You know the story - rebellions, evil empires, politics, and a mystic harmony called the Force that gives power to those who train in its arts. But what if the tale skewed much more...carnal? Trade and peace talks are sealed with copulation, alien species want to interbreed throughout the star systems, the Empire desires complete sexual domination. As for the Force, those who follow its ways - the Jedi knights - search for physical enlightenment as well as the mental variety. tl;dr it's a Star Wars AU, but with sex. A lot of sex. A lot of a lot of sex. Don't read too much into it. Have fun, be as serious or as silly as you want. HOW TO PLAY Comment with your character info, prefs, kinks, whatever you want to include. IDK it's your life. Reply to others, use the RNG to get prompts. Or not. Thread. PROMPTS Cantina Girl/Guy: You just work at one of the multiple dives around the galaxy. Let's hope you get decent tips for all those times people squeeze your ass. Prince/ss: Royalty is in your blood, but that just means you have more duties to your people. Don't get too haughty, or a peasant might put you in your place! Smuggler: For your ship making the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs, you'll take only one specific type of payment. Jedi Knight: The Force is with you...and the extra libido that comes with being a Force user is along for the ride, too. Bodyguard: As a Jedi, you've been put in charge of protecting someone very important. Better guard every part of their body throughly. Training: The only way to learn to wield the Force is with a partner. Forbidden Knight/Padawan Love: Under Jedi code, there's only one taboo when it comes to sex: padawans and their masters are not to engage in it. You've broken that taboo, shattered it into a million pieces. Last Night on...Earth?: The two of you are about to go out on what will be a suicide mission, so it's only natural you don't want to spend the night alone. Dark and Light: One of you fights for good, the other for evil. You're both dyed in the wool and dedicated, but that's not to say you don't find common ground. Battle: Lightsaber battles between rivals can get pretty intense. Slave: Whether you belong to a giant slug alien or someone more humanoid, you were the chains. Toy of the Empire: The bad guys have caught you. Torture isn't all that you must go through. Stormtrooper: What's going on under all that armor? Wait, you're a girl? Powerful Evil: You're higher up on the food chain than your average Stormtrooper, meaning you get to freely indulge in all those dark desires. Spoils of War: A captured rebel? An important bargaining piece of upper empire management? Perhaps even a refugee from a destroyed planet? Regardless of who you are, you're now at someone's mercy. Peace Treaty: After longwinded discussions, it's time to sign the treaty between two worlds and put their conflicts to bed. Literally. Planetary Goodwill: You've been sent out to a planet to engage its people, discover its resources, or convince the government to join the Rebellion/Empire. As such, your body is the ultimate key to diplomacy. Xenophilia: Not all lovers look human. Sex in the Cockpit: That is not a proper technique for piloting an X-Wing! Built for Pleasure: Droids have many purposes, yet they're all built to serve. A Bounty on Me?: Uh-oh, you've become a lucrative target for bounty hunters! Can you offer up something thats worth more than money to save your hide? Victory: Your cause is victorious! Time to step up to the stage, get your medal, and screw the princess senseless in front of hundreds of people.

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Dia Starfall | Star Wars OC | F/M

[pathfromdarknesstogrey]

Sam Winchester | Supernatural | M/F

[exorcising]

( considering his character was literally based on luke skywalker...what do you think? jedi jedi jedi who is probably tempted to the dark side with a frequency that would make anakin say "hey, bro." )

[walksbeyond]

[ weirdest idea ever, but: up for some cross-canon with Tauriel here being either Sam's mentor or Padawan? 6, 7, 9(?), 10 possible? or, alternately, I can have Tauriel as a Dark Jedi or a Sith, if you'd like Sam to be uber-tempted and eventually Turn. y/n? also, all up for all the things, too! ]

katana. suicide squad/dceu. ota

[soulslice]

[ Stone-faced soldier type, right here, more likely to be Rebellion than Empire. Also available in Jedi flavor. ]

Layle | FFCC: The Crystal Bearers | m/m

[gravitycrystal]

[Force sensitive mercenary. May have once been a Jedi padawan. Or might have been.]

Tim Drake | DC Comics | M/F

[thirdboywonder]

(Definitely Force-sensitive. Could've been a Padawan under a very talented Dark Jedi Knight.)

Arkady Raventon | Lost Souls | M/M

[raventonmagick]

[Nobleman from an Empire-aligned world. Has some Force Sensitivity, but managed to avoid going to the academy so all he can do is low-level mind reading and influencing]

Rey | Star Wars | F/M

[floatingrocks]

[The Last Jedi spoiler-friendly!]

Han Solo || Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back || ota

[scruffy_nerfherder]

Luke Skywalker || SW: Empire Strikes Back || OTA

[tatooine_farmboy]

Raven | Teen Titans | F/F

[ravenfactoid]

(Force-sensitive. Definitely has ties to the Dark Side via her parentage.)

Usa Tsukino (Black Lady AU) || Sailor Moon || F/F

[pink_is_back]

(ooc: Technically a princess, corrupted by the dark side, now lives in the gray area in between, doing whatever she feels is right. Would likely side with the Rebellion more often than not but she wouldn't stick to a command structure. Available futa option upon request.)