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[groupon]

⚢ The ♀ PLAY A THREESOME ♂ Meme ⚣ Threesomes are incredibly fun to play. After all, if two is good, three has to be better! Unfortunately, the logistics of threading them is a nightmare. Good luck getting two people on the same page, much less three. So why not cut out the middle man? Most of us play more than one character. One person being open to doubling up means that two people can play a threesome. The meme itself is simple. Whether you want to play one or two characters, any configuration of genders, kinks, and what have you is all up to you. Just put in your comment and play! HOW TO PLAY ⚢ Comment with your character, canon, and info. Also include on whether you'd be open to playing more than one character - and who that'd be. Or fill out the below form and plop it in your comment. Character: What do you think it is? 1 or 2 characters?: Whichever you'd like. Any other characters you'd be willing to play can go here, as well. Looking for: M/M/M, M/F/M, F/M/F, F/F/F, etc etc etc. Or if you're playing two, the gender of the one character you're looking for. Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: What it says. Yes: + Kinks No: - Kinks Anything Else: The usual. <b>Character:</b> <b>1 or 2 characters?:</b> <b>Looking for:</b> <b>Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs:</b> <b>Yes:</b> <b>No:</b> <b>Anything Else:</b> Feel free to do one ad or individual ads for each of your characters. ⚣ Reply to others. ⚤ Thread!

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MCU

[onlyawarrior]

Characters: Thor and Loki
1 or 2 characters?: 2
Looking for: Other MCU or Marvel Netflix characters!
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: We could work this out over PM or Plurk if we decide to do something. I can play from any timeline, pre-Thor through Thor: Ragnarok. m/m/m or m/m/f both welcome!

[questionablewit]

Seriously, I would be up for this if you're interested in trying something? I have a MCU AU version of Hawke.

(aunt) may parker | spider-man/mcu | ota

[benjaminbutton]

Character: May Parker, primarily, but I have a few other female MCU (or DCEU) characters on my roster.
1 or 2 characters?: 2+
Looking for: Folks from Marvel, DC, superhero canons.
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: F/M/F, M/F/M (if you can supply the dudes), and F/F/F all welcome.

harley quinn ( dceu ) ota

[juggalotrash]

Character: Harley Quinn. In a pinch, I can also swing a semi-decent Wondie and some of the other Suicide Squad women.
1 or 2 characters?: Whatever we need.
Looking for: Anybody, anybody, anybody. F/F/F, M/F/M, F/M/F all welcome.

[super_sane]

Harley and a decent Wondie you say?

Sam Winchester | Supernatural | M/F

[exorcising]

Character: Sam Winchester
1 or 2 characters?: Primarily interested in playing F/M/F with Sam sandwiched (sammiched?) in the center. BUT, and this is a giant but with a whole lot of caveats, I'd be game with playing a Dean or a Castiel, the latter being more likely to go well because Dean is...not my usual character type at all. If you're okay with someone being hella awkward and consistently voicetesting, though, be my guest!
Looking for: F/M/F and M/F/M
Anything Else: Please be kind to me, I am a small and delicate flower.

[justlikejezebel]

[ Would you like a set of twins, Mr. Winchester? Have your own Dean Moment, lulz. I have Devia and Damia, Dev's nice, sweet and maternal, and Damia's...not. But they're both very "hands on" with things, and would definitely appreciate a nice boy like Sam.

Or, alternatively, Sam and Dean would be great. Or even Castiel, if you'd prefer. Although whichever girl might be a little hesitant at first, given the whole "angel flavor" :) ]

Jessica Jones | Netflix Marvel

[underachievements]

Character: Jessica Jones
1 or 2 characters?: Whatever
Looking for: Any of the Defenders or for Jess to be with any of Avengers.
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: m/f/m

jughead jones ♛ riverdale ♛ m/f/f (or m/f/m)

[filmnoirs]

[ Only have Jughead here to offer rn but I'm down for anything! ]

yukio. the wolverine. ota

[separator]

[ Give me all the cock/vag/whatever.

F/F/F, M/F/M, F/M/F, all of it. ]

jean grey | xmcu | f/m

[grisea]

Character: Jean Grey; additionally, I can play Rogue (X-Men: Evolution flavor or, if you prefer and are patient with me, XMCUverse).
1 or 2 characters?: See above.
Looking for: Not even gonna lie, I'm mostly here for age difference - Xaviers, Eriks, and Logans or MCU dudes. Let me just own up to my sins.

Devon & Damia Forrester | Original

[justlikejezebel]

Character: Devon Forrester/Damia Forrester - identical twins
1 or 2 characters?: 1 or 2 (I can play both the ladies or whichever is preferred: Devon is sweet and nice, and Damia is...not. ;] )
Looking for: Anyone!
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: Assumed CR and AU are both a go; can do F/M/F, F/M, F/F, or F/F/F
Anything Else: Open to PM's/plots/discussions/whatever!

[neerdowell]

[OOC: Blake-mun here ;) Well, here's a guy, Dante. Maybe a boyfriend or a pick-up, or go for broke as a brother.]

Inner Senshi/Scouts | Sailor Moon | F/M/F

[sailors]

[ Here are the main five characters of Sailor Moon (with profiles available here and here for the canonblind). They come as a duo or more; pick whichever girls you'd like or if you're canonblind and don't care, it'll be dealer's choice.

Prefs and kinks are here. Not super into harem leads, silent protags, everymen, or OCs. Love fellow teenage heroes. A Spider-Man would make my entire life. ]

raphael ⇋ tmnt 2003 ⇌ m/f/m, f/m/f

[argue]

[ he comes alone or with his brother. ]

Fairy Tail

[redhairedknight]

Character: Erza Scarlet, and optionally, Kagura Mikazuchi (devourstigers)
1 or 2 characters?: either
Looking for: f/f/m, m/f/m, or f/f/f all welcome.
Anything Else: threading out smut is fairly new to me, but I figure I can only learn by trying. I'm willing to discuss things over PM!

diana | wonder woman (2017) | ota

[10x]

[ Offering up Diana here and, if you'd prefer me to play the third, a NPC of some concoction. DCEU castmates of MCU crossovers preferred. ]

morticia addams | the addams family (films) | ota

[gothmother]

[ f/m/f, f/f/f, m/f/m, whatever if you bring it! ]

betty cooper ɞ riverdale ɞ f/m

[girlygumshoe]

[ Not too into Barchie if I'm being completely honest, but I'll be down to try it if Beronica's in the mix. Otherwise, I'd love something like Beronica + Bughead or even something crosscanon. ]

soleil | fire emblem: fates

[sunnymerc]

Character: Soleil
1 or 2 characters?: just the 1 since i cant play any of her castmates
Looking for: canonmates (would kill for forrest & nina) or cross canon
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: I like AU for any crosscanon
Yes: F/F/M or F/F/F
No: F/M/M
Anything Else: pm me if you have questions/want to plot

ponyboy curtis | the outsiders | m/f

[greased]

Character: Ponyboy Curtis
1 or 2 characters?: Preference for just playing Ponyboy here, but I can also play Johnny (johnnycake) and a few other Outsiders canonmates.
Looking for: F/M/F or M/F/M

april o'neil ; tmnt 2k14!high school au ; f/m

[schoolnews]

[ Available in adult flavor (jumpsuitless) and open to NPCing someone else to make it a threesome if you don't want to play two characters. ]

belle ❀ beauty and the beast (2017) → f/m

[uglydress]

Character: Belle for certain. For a third, I can play Cinderella from the live action adaptation and several animated Disney girls. I'd also love to play off anyone else's two or more.
1 or 2 characters?: ^
Looking for: F/M/F, M/F/M, F/F/F
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: Assumed cr or AUs, please!
Yes: Convoluted scenarios, combustive attraction, bickering, first time, culture differences, ingenue/gruff, worldly man, inhuman characters, Beauty and the Beast dynamics because duh, uncomfortable sex, creativity due to said uncomfortable or awkward sex (ie, dick's too big to fit, better wow with stellar oral sex), partners eager to please, arranged marriage AU, fairy tale/fantasy settings, magic, passionate reunions, redoing first times that didn't go so well. sneaky trysts, orgasming to exhaustion, risk of discovery, emotions spilling out in private, meaningful communication via sex, and much, much more.
No: Non-con.
Anything Else: PM me or comment here if you have any questions!

enchantress ( dceu ) ota

[enchantressed]

( She can create multiples of herself or spectres that she can control and modify to look how she wishes. )

[youvexmeyoudie]

[OOC: Seems like this could have the potential of being wonderfully screwed up with her giving him Enchantress and June, or teasing him with other DCU ladies she might have caught him thinking about.]

Bubble | Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets | OTA

[adulteration]

[ She's a shapeshifter by nature, so who says we can't just throw logic to the wind and make her be able to shift into two forms?

If you'd like her to look like certain canonmates or characters in general, just tell me and I can try to incorporate that. She can also have a dick if you're into it! ]

chel ; the road to el dorado ; ota

[servesthegods]

[ Character: ] I'm mostly looking to play Chel; I also play wontsayit, who could be a good fit.
[ 1 or 2 characters?: ] /shrugs whatevs man
[ Looking for: ] Once again, /shrugs whatevs man
[ Anything Else: ] I am the coolest cucumber.

a whole lot of MCU women

[biochemistry]

Character: here they are.
1 or 2 characters?: depends.
Looking for: some ship ideas. This doesn't really discuss threesomes that much (Bobbi/Jemma/Daisy being the biggest exception, in which Daisy is who I'm looking for) but honestly, if I can get with it I'm usually interested in combinations.
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: typically assumed CR. If it's a first threesome/moresome I'd prefer at least some of the involved parties to have already been together intimately. Canon-based is good, but so are ridiculous AUs. It just depends.
Yes: most f/f/f and some f/m/f, based on what can be gleaned from my list.
No: honestly Ana is off the table probably, since she's ace and happily married; Carina's also ace but open to snuggle threesomes; nothing non-consensual, incestuous or otherwise sketchy, and just one-and-done mindless hooking up with a stranger (I like a little emotion in my shipping/smut); m/f/m is not super likely.

[kilimesoftly]

Character: Kili And Fili (modern AU)
1 or 2 characters?: 2
Looking for: M/m/m. Usually okay with OCs as long as they aren’t androgynous or “extra pretty”. Very okay with magical stuff, other modernized characters, past lives...
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: I like to play things out. I’d be interested more in adventure with an OT3 than just immediate smut.
Yes: Anything
No: Nothing.
Anything Else:

Konoka Konoe (& Setsuna Sakurazaki) | Negima (/UQ Holder?) | F/F/*

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Character: Konoka Konoe and Setsuna Sakurazaki
1 or 2 characters?: Providing either Konoka or her partner as well.
Looking for: Whoever we need!
Assumed CR, AU, and etc. prefs: Pretty much hunting for F/*/F or F/F/*. The two of them will be into each other regardless of what goes on but I'm happy to play how they play with threesomes whether it's through experimenting with polyamory, just a third wheel with benefits, mind control, OT3, etc.
Yes: Romance, kink, romantic kink, just snuggling, intriguing CR (a happy threesome is always interesting to see how it comes and stays together)
No: No bathroom stuff/death/inflation, no getting them to ignore and/or hate each other.
Anything Else: Well they got married this year, it's a possible theme to run with?