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[toastysocks]

I'm gonna swing

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[chauffeured]

I could say the same. There are parts of me I’ve only ever shared with you.

[irishradical]

I'm honoured. I don't think I've ever been more honoured.

[chauffeured]

In this I’m glad you pushed me.

[irishradical]

I didn't intend to, I couldn't help it.

[chauffeured]

I know. I was afraid how hard this is going to be. I think I still am. But I know it’s worth it.

[irishradical]

We're in it together, however hard it is. This, though - this part's still easy.

[chauffeured]

Which part?

[irishradical]

Talking to you. Being around you. Also the innuendo.

[chauffeured]

Definitely the innuendo.

[irishradical]

What's the worst pick up line you've ever heard?

[chauffeured]

I accidentally lost my number. Can I have yours?

Why?

[irishradical]

That's tame.

Curious, that's all.

[chauffeured]

I know. I’m grateful for it. Most wouldn’t say it to an Earl’s daughter, and if they would, they probably aren’t the type to come this far out in the country.

[irishradical]

If you're going to risk it anyways, I feel like it ought to be for a better line.

[chauffeured]

If I was just a girl, what would you have used?

[irishradical]

I don't think in any universe you would be just a girl.

I've only ever used one, and it's no less ridiculous but it's not so tame either. Which was the point.

[chauffeured]

Well? Are you going to tell me?

[irishradical]

I'm not sure I should. Don't judge me too harshly, I was 17. 'It's freezing out, could I use your thighs as earmuffs?'

[chauffeured]

Haha. I could see you saying that. I’d ask if it worked, but I’m afraid I hate the thought of you with someone else.

[irishradical]

Then I won't answer the question you didn't ask.

[chauffeured]

Now I have to ask— though it doesn’t change anything, but have you been with a lot of women? [He is rather skilled in some areas after all.]

[irishradical]

Three, that count, in my opinion.

[chauffeured]

You do know what you’re doing.

One for me. It didn’t end well.

[irishradical]

Well, one of those three was the girl I used that line on, and for her I really didn't.

What happened? If you'd like to tell me.

[chauffeured]

It was something Grandmama had tried to arrange. He was charming, and we hit it off, but that was all he really cared about in the end. Bit of a scandal and my father ended up breaking his contract with them over it.

And usually it’s Mary that gets all of that kind of attention.