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[toastysocks]

I'm gonna swing

Comments

[kindofbadass]

1. Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now.

2. Let me put it this way, at one point you were naked in the woods.

3. Are you propositioning me, or just asking rhetorical questions?

4. I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin

5. Text her.

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[babysittersclubbed]

I'm.... not sure??
How do you feel about this?

[kindofbadass]

If those were rhetorical questions, they were weird rhetorical questions.

[babysittersclubbed]

Sometimes a drunk is just a drunk.

[kindofbadass]

If you're drunk, I'm not sure this conversation counts anyways.

[babysittersclubbed]

So they only count when you're drunk?

[Sorry Nancy, he's being a sad, bitter drunk tonight]

[kindofbadass]

I wish it hadn't. I was drunk and upset and said things I regret that I didn't really mean. You're drunk and you seem upset, so...

[She can take it.]

[babysittersclubbed]

So you don't want to listen to it.

I get it.

[kindofbadass]

No - that's not what I meant. Just - you can take it back, I guess.

[babysittersclubbed]

I just missss you is all.

[God did he really type that?]

not that im trying to make you feel bad.

[kindofbadass]

I know you're not trying to make me feel bad.

I do miss you too, honestly.

[babysittersclubbed]

you do?

even when you're with him?

[kindofbadass]

Yes. It's not - I'm not comparing you two, it's not like that.

[babysittersclubbed]

What's it like then, Nancy?

[kindofbadass]

Not a competition. That sounds stupid, but its true. The way that you and I worked, felt, is not the same as the way that this works. It's not better or worse, its different, so how could I compare? And why would I?

[babysittersclubbed]

Why? Because you're with him now and you're not with me.

You can't be with him and miss me at the same time. That's not how things work.

[He should probably stop drinking now. He's got a bottle his sadness is turning to anger and that's just not who he is. He's tryng to figure out where he is.]

[kindofbadass]

Well, I do. Do you want me to lie to you about it?

[babysittersclubbed]

Yeah, Nanc. Lie to me about it. That's what we do, isn't it?

[kindofbadass]

No, it isn't.

[babysittersclubbed]

But you're still with him. You miss me, but you're still with him.

[kindofbadass]

I shouldn't be making you have this conversation.

[babysittersclubbed]

I mean, its my fault, I propositioned you in the first place.
it's my fault i'm this drunk.

[kindofbadass]

No, it isn't. That doesn't mean you should have to go through a painful conversation anyways.

[babysittersclubbed]

don't worry nanc. i'm fine.

this place is so safe now, you wouldn't believe. i've got my bat.

[kindofbadass]

...where are you?