comment with your character's name and canon in the subject header. use rng or pick one of the options below for your au scenario.
I. living conditions
01. my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor 02. all our friends are drunk 03. we live in halls opposite one another and i keep seeing you change in the window please close your blinds 04. you’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs 05. you’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry 06. clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party 07. you peed on my car. you were drunk. I was in the car. there will be hell to pay. 08. my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me 09. sorry my roommate puked on your shoes 10. my roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire
II. chance meeting
01. it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here 02. waiting outside for pizza to be delivered but both of ours is super late 03. I know I keep coming to this [cookie/coffee/etc.] shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need this for my sanity 04. I found your USB drive still in the computer (and potentially regret finding out what's on it) 05. you decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf 06. your school mailbox is right next to mine 07. what do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?
III. campus community
01. I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat 02. it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost 03. we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for 04. humans vs zombies, all bets are off, friendships mean nothing 05. I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria 06. we’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances 07. what are you doing at this table at the career fair 08. I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall 09. my computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center 10. we’re both on athletic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit 11. you’re part of the guerrilla theatre club on campus and crashed my class for a performance
IV. credit hour woes
01. hey I have to [photograph/draw blood/film/insert major here] someone for class, will you be my guinea pig 02. we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful 03. group project 04. both of us turned up to the wrong room for this lecture and neither of us know where it's supposed to be 05. we’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class 06. wait, I actually have a competent lab partner? 07. waiting for office hours 08. we started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop 09. vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room
V. limited resources
01. you keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class 02. you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole 03. you're the only person in the room when i break the printer and i'm panicking (so don't be a dick about it please) 04. neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building 05. this awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals 06. you keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows 07. I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today 08. you’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline 09. we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill 10. can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash
[Here's the thing. Remus does not mean to look. He certainly does not mean to look several times. It's just that his dorm room desk, which is built into the floor, and whose bright idea was that anyway, was right in front of a window. And that was all well and good and the view down onto the courtyard was lovely, but it meant that when he was very innocently trying to get his classwork done during early morning or late evening hours, and his gaze absently wandered out the window on a thought, it would naturally fall straight to a window in the dorm hall across from his own. And the occupant of the room containing this particular window seemed to be rather averse to shuttering her blinds.
And Remus is always very quick to look away, to pretend he didn't see another student in only her underthings-- or less-- but honestly, how difficult is it to close your blinds? Or at least move out of direct eyeshot of your uncovered windows while in a state of undress? It's maddening. What is he meant to do, never look out his own window?
Fortunately, he's never run into her in person, and she's never caught him accidentally looking. Or, he thinks she hasn't, anyway. Now that would be a nightmare. He can only imagine the conclusions that would be drawn.
Only now, this one bit of fortune the universe had granted Remus has been revoked. There is, apparently, a tornado happening, which he had only learned about when his phone had started vibrating violently with a loud warning tone, despite having been put on silent. Then there'd been a message over the PA system directing everyone to head to the nearest tornado shelter until further notice.
And by some stroke of-- fate, luck, unluckiness? something like that-- who should be the only other person in this building's shelter area than Window Girl.
Remus gave her a nod in greeting, the awkward smile of 'maybe we recognize each other from attending the same college but we've never actually spoken and now we're gonna be stuck here together for a while'. It's a very specific smile. He sets his bag on the floor, leaning against the concrete wall.] This should teach me to check the weather report.
[Especially delighted by jamjar/dragged-into-your-character's-universe setups, so Beth can have all her canon development along with the mundanity of college life. Interested in both canon and cross-canon CR!]
[Rolled off and got 4-3, 3-2, and 1-1. Anything catch your fancy from those? Or, y'know, anything else because I will do all the things with these two.
[The chick that has to warn everyone she knows to drag her out of bed every morning to avoid being late to classes. Also the one who always gets stuck doing degrading part-time jobs like waving signs in front of coffee shops and stuff like that. F/f for shipping, but open otherwise.]
Air drums just came naturally to Jace. His energy was near infinite and when he was forced to sit anywhere for longer than a trip to the bathroom, he began to get antsy. The library hadn't worked. Jace had been asked to leave before they'd collected the books needed. He was pretty sure there was now a picture of him behind the counter.
Instead, they were at Magnus' place and there were just so many more things to get in to (and that could potentially kill him!) that being forced to sit in one place was near impossible. Magnus should be happy that Jace had lasted as long as he had. "So we're done?" He asked, for about the third time. Magnus was going to have to carry the weight of this project, but Jace could cheer him on.
"I think you picked a great topic, a real interesting area of concentration." Now, if only he could remember what it was.
[Finals may be over, but summer classes start in a week, which means Temperance has several stacks of books neatly set up on her desk, and is carrying one more tome into the house -- this one she plans to read in the living room, where she left a cup of steaming to steep to perfection on the coffee table. All in all, a perfect evening awaits, no matter what anyone else says about what she should be doing to celebrate. Forensic anthropology isn't going to study itself, nor will her degrees earn themselves.
She's not surprised per se to find Stella in the living room -- they are quite similar, in fact, and so make excellent housemates -- but she does feel the need to ask.]
[ joker knows damn well that he knows about the fuckin hermit crabs. why someone would even feel motivated to keep something like those or what that person would do with them is beyond him, but what mac does know is that the student handbook clearly says that pets aren't allowed, and furthermore, that his position as RA necessitates that he take care of it.
unfortunately, though, that same handbook falls short of giving him the power to actually do that, seeing as he's not allowed to enter the guy's room without prior approval that takes something like three weeks to get. this friday marked the end of week one, and that was three days ago.
so, for now, all he can do is remind joker who's in charge and that this farce will be coming to an end.
he's sitting on the common room couch, ankles crossed on the coffee table as he grades some freshman's paper from the proofs and fundamentals class he TAs when the key reader on the front door clicks with recognition and that clown strolls in a second later. he meets joker's eyes directly, almost unblinkingly. ]
Brought a copy of the student handbook you should review.
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