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enginesock ([personal profile] enginesock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-11-26 07:53 pm
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( the guy next to me just bought a plot of land. in the middle of a lecture. on a whim. )



the realistic college au meme.

comment with your character's name and canon in the subject header. use rng or pick one of the options below for your au scenario.



I. living conditions
01. my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
02. all our friends are drunk
03. we live in halls opposite one another and i keep seeing you change in the window please close your blinds
04. you’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs
05. you’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry
06. clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party
07. you peed on my car. you were drunk. I was in the car. there will be hell to pay.
08. my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me
09. sorry my roommate puked on your shoes
10. my roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire

II. chance meeting
01. it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here
02. waiting outside for pizza to be delivered but both of ours is super late
03. I know I keep coming to this [cookie/coffee/etc.] shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need this for my sanity
04. I found your USB drive still in the computer (and potentially regret finding out what's on it)
05. you decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf
06. your school mailbox is right next to mine
07. what do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?

III. campus community
01. I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat
02. it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost
03. we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for
04. humans vs zombies, all bets are off, friendships mean nothing
05. I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria
06. we’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances
07. what are you doing at this table at the career fair
08. I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall
09. my computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center
10. we’re both on athletic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit
11. you’re part of the guerrilla theatre club on campus and crashed my class for a performance

IV. credit hour woes
01. hey I have to [photograph/draw blood/film/insert major here] someone for class, will you be my guinea pig
02. we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful
03. group project
04. both of us turned up to the wrong room for this lecture and neither of us know where it's supposed to be
05. we’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class
06. wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?
07. waiting for office hours
08. we started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop
09. vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room

V. limited resources
01. you keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class
02. you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole
03. you're the only person in the room when i break the printer and i'm panicking (so don't be a dick about it please)
04. neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building
05. this awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals
06. you keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows
07. I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today
08. you’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline
09. we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill
10. can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash
scenarios taken from this post on tumblr.
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lucy mcclane. die hard.

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wolfymcwolf: (yeah the passion and pain)

1-3 with 2-7 to get them stuck in the same place

[personal profile] wolfymcwolf 2017-11-27 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Here's the thing. Remus does not mean to look. He certainly does not mean to look several times. It's just that his dorm room desk, which is built into the floor, and whose bright idea was that anyway, was right in front of a window. And that was all well and good and the view down onto the courtyard was lovely, but it meant that when he was very innocently trying to get his classwork done during early morning or late evening hours, and his gaze absently wandered out the window on a thought, it would naturally fall straight to a window in the dorm hall across from his own. And the occupant of the room containing this particular window seemed to be rather averse to shuttering her blinds.

And Remus is always very quick to look away, to pretend he didn't see another student in only her underthings-- or less-- but honestly, how difficult is it to close your blinds? Or at least move out of direct eyeshot of your uncovered windows while in a state of undress? It's maddening. What is he meant to do, never look out his own window?

Fortunately, he's never run into her in person, and she's never caught him accidentally looking. Or, he thinks she hasn't, anyway. Now that would be a nightmare. He can only imagine the conclusions that would be drawn.

Only now, this one bit of fortune the universe had granted Remus has been revoked. There is, apparently, a tornado happening, which he had only learned about when his phone had started vibrating violently with a loud warning tone, despite having been put on silent. Then there'd been a message over the PA system directing everyone to head to the nearest tornado shelter until further notice.

And by some stroke of-- fate, luck, unluckiness? something like that-- who should be the only other person in this building's shelter area than Window Girl.

Remus gave her a nod in greeting, the awkward smile of 'maybe we recognize each other from attending the same college but we've never actually spoken and now we're gonna be stuck here together for a while'. It's a very specific smile. He sets his bag on the floor, leaning against the concrete wall.]
This should teach me to check the weather report.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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beth greene | the walking dead | ota

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[Especially delighted by jamjar/dragged-into-your-character's-universe setups, so Beth can have all her canon development along with the mundanity of college life. Interested in both canon and cross-canon CR!]
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Natasha Romanoff | MCU

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( bring me all your mcu college au trash, or cross-canon. )
hollow_man: (I see)

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(rolled a IV and 01 if you're interested in poor Natasha having to deal with Marvel's biggest loser.)

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1-2, ish

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rory gilmore | gilmore girls

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( technically canon s4-7, but love cross-canon and erring from canon )
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[would rory like a professor moriarty for a maths class?]

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larus ( original ) ota

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Lois Lane ; DC

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[ here for all the dumb college aus. ]
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[Rolled off and got 4-3, 3-2, and 1-1. Anything catch your fancy from those? Or, y'know, anything else because I will do all the things with these two.
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Majima Goro | Yakuza 0

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Kat | Gravity Rush

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[The chick that has to warn everyone she knows to drag her out of bed every morning to avoid being late to classes. Also the one who always gets stuck doing degrading part-time jobs like waving signs in front of coffee shops and stuff like that. F/f for shipping, but open otherwise.]
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Re: Kat | Gravity Rush

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[May I throw an OC in your direction?]

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It's good!

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alex benedetto | gangsta

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( definitely have to au it; but she’s the right age. )
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Rey || Star Wars: The Force Awakens ||

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[College girl who probably works 2 jobs, and studies all the time.

OTA for gen. F/M for shipping.]
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Rufus Shinra | Final Fantasy 7

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fenris | dragon age 2

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irial | wicked lovely

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( m/m preferred for shipping. )
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caliban leandros ( nightlife )

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magnus bane ( the mortal instruments / shadowhunters )

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ahahaah > Group Project

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Air drums just came naturally to Jace. His energy was near infinite and when he was forced to sit anywhere for longer than a trip to the bathroom, he began to get antsy. The library hadn't worked. Jace had been asked to leave before they'd collected the books needed. He was pretty sure there was now a picture of him behind the counter.

Instead, they were at Magnus' place and there were just so many more things to get in to (and that could potentially kill him!) that being forced to sit in one place was near impossible. Magnus should be happy that Jace had lasted as long as he had. "So we're done?" He asked, for about the third time. Magnus was going to have to carry the weight of this project, but Jace could cheer him on.

"I think you picked a great topic, a real interesting area of concentration." Now, if only he could remember what it was.
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brooke maddox ( mtv's scream )

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tracy bingham | all cheerleaders die

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karolina dean ( runaways/mcu )

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garma zabi | msg & msg: origin

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[ would especially like to do any of these during the origin portrayal of his time at the military academy! regular modern-day college is ✓✓✓ too. ]
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Gaelio Bauduin || Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans

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john murphy | the 100

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[okay so I only got up to early s3 of The 100 but I love Murphy and I feel like he could use a hot mess punk dad gang leader in his life.]

stella gibson (18-21 years old au) | the fall

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pretend she looks younger in all her icons c:

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[Finals may be over, but summer classes start in a week, which means Temperance has several stacks of books neatly set up on her desk, and is carrying one more tome into the house -- this one she plans to read in the living room, where she left a cup of steaming to steep to perfection on the coffee table. All in all, a perfect evening awaits, no matter what anyone else says about what she should be doing to celebrate. Forensic anthropology isn't going to study itself, nor will her degrees earn themselves.

She's not surprised per se to find Stella in the living room -- they are quite similar, in fact, and so make excellent housemates -- but she does feel the need to ask.]


You're not out celebrating?

[Hello, pot. Kettle here.]

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pvt joker · full metal jacket

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( 👀 )
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crabs? in MY residence hall?

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[ joker knows damn well that he knows about the fuckin hermit crabs. why someone would even feel motivated to keep something like those or what that person would do with them is beyond him, but what mac does know is that the student handbook clearly says that pets aren't allowed, and furthermore, that his position as RA necessitates that he take care of it.

unfortunately, though, that same handbook falls short of giving him the power to actually do that, seeing as he's not allowed to enter the guy's room without prior approval that takes something like three weeks to get. this friday marked the end of week one, and that was three days ago.

so, for now, all he can do is remind joker who's in charge and that this farce will be coming to an end.

he's sitting on the common room couch, ankles crossed on the coffee table as he grades some freshman's paper from the proofs and fundamentals class he TAs when the key reader on the front door clicks with recognition and that clown strolls in a second later. he meets joker's eyes directly, almost unblinkingly. ]


Brought a copy of the student handbook you should review.
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UR WELCOME

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LEONARD SNART ( ❄ CAPTAIN COLD ) | DCTV | OTA

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{ fresh out of feelings;; oh wow, so many lovely possibilities~ }
strongerthanyouknow: <user name="iconsbymalachi"> (➳ Raise 'Em Up)

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[ Up for some fun? I'm game, if you are. ]
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junpei tenmyouji | zero escape

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