We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
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➊ EMBARRASSMENT Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
➋ ANGER How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
➌ EXCITEMENT/EXHIBITIONISM happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue. Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, you never know...
➍ APATHY Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
➎ SQUICK Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
➏ DELAYED reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
➐ DERAILED REACTION Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
➑ FRUSTRATION COME ON, EVERY TIME!
➒ RELIEF Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
[I headcanon he's got some funky junk going on post-cyberization, but I'm defo open to him being the one walked in on. Shimadacest ok! (I also have Hanzo, just ask!)]
*Their visits were becoming routine; Angela would help Genji whenever he needed tune ups or if something had happened on one of his missions or even if the thermal-regulators weren't working as properly as they should be.
She had told him she would be right back, due to other patients she had to check on real quick and left him to his private room in her medical ward for- a much longer duration than she had expected.
Quickly apologizing as she came in the room, she was caught off guard by a sudden--- act that made her promptly turn around and cover her eyes.* Oh! I-I'm so sorry, Genji! I d-didn't mean to take so long!
*As a doctor she knew the body had it's own urges but to see him, of all people, someone whom she cared deeply for-- Wow! W-What a surprise!*
(A combination of excitement/exhibitionism and relief between goddesses, with Hestia walking in on Palutena? Any other kinks/prefs you would wanna add in?)
[ Look, even the most dullest of guys like Leon get that urge and usually he can just ignore it. He had more important things to do than to fuss about his needs, but today was incredibly stressful. When everything finally seemed to calm down around the area, he makes his way to his room, not bothering to lock the door and hastily starts pulling off belts. Once those are out of the way and his pants were pulled down, he slipped his hand into his pants. ]
Yeah, this is one of those times he really curses his fashion choices. ]
Hawke likes Fenris. Probably a bit too much, actually, and obviously , if the way Aveline occasionally sighs under her breath and Merrill giggles into her hand whenever they're in the same vicinity is any indication, but Hawke shall bravely shoulder on nursing his unfortunate affections regardless of the lack of moral support from any of his so-called friends.
That being said, Fenris isn't his first choice as company on the rare days he has time for himself, because Hawke's idea of a good time isn't sitting in a moldering, musty abandoned mansion getting blind drunk. He actually likes having fun. But Varric's occupied with writing another book, Isabela's off doing who-knows-what, Anders goes on even more rants than Fenris does, and Sebastian would probably try to convert him to the Chantry. So. Fenris it is.
He doesn't bother knocking, just lets himself in and heads right up to where he knows Fenris spends most of his time brooding among his bottle hoard, already idly sizing up his chances of convincing the elf to actually leave his abode. Strangely enough, the elf isn't in his usual spot, but his sword is leaning against its corner, so he can't have gone far.
"Fenris!" He shouts cheerfully, voice echoing back from the stone walls. "I know you're around here!"
[She knocks first before cracking the door open. Normally, she would wait, but she's so caught up in her work and research. Yuel's foxfire is of particular interest to her and she wants to analyse all its properties to her satisfaction. She will settle for nothing less.]
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