The Just Do It Meme (or the Shameless Smut Meme)

[wrongs]

the JUST DO IT meme

(or the SHAMELESS SMUT meme)
The room you wake in is unfamiliar. The decor is red and gaudy, the pillows and other features of the room ♥heart-shaped♥. The bed is, thankfully, comfortable.
And there's someone in the bed with you. Are they male, female, or otherwise? A total stranger, or an old lover? Older than you, or younger than you? Well, no matter who they are, even if you would never dream of it otherwise, you're suddenly filled with an urge to have sex with them. Right here, right now. And so are they, so that should work out just fine.

Let's be real. Sometimes, you just want to play smut. Good old Porn Without Plot has a certain appeal, right? Other times, you just want to throw two characters together, but you're worried about how they would actually get to the deed or if they would even do it. Well, this meme takes out all the hassle. Let's indulge in some shameless smut.

HOW IT GOES DOWN:
- Comment with your characters, putting any preferences you have somewhere in the comment.
- Others will respond.
- Your characters, no matter what they would usually do or if they even know each other, will have the burning desire to screw the other's brains out.
- There is no thirteenth floor. There is no Miss Zarves. There is no RNG.
- Have fun.

Comments

Ruby | Once Upon a Time

[whatbigteeth]

First Aid | Transformers IDW

[lifepersists]

Because why the frag no...this will be either hilarious or horrible

[raceme]

[Did they get drunk and slept in the first room they could find again? Blurr's processor wasn't killing him this time which is good, but he's curled up around First Aid and has no real wishes to move. Instead, he moves even close to the other mech feeling needy for more contact. ] Hmmmmm....

Rodimus | Transformers IDW

[heroicpose]

[finheaded]

[He probably should know better by now than to try and throw Rodimus down somewhere. But he was just asking for it. Right? That face is just asking for it.]

[Thankfully there is a convenient table or something here, so he'll just. Push him down onto it. With his face. That's about as close to a kiss as you're getting out of this asshole, sorry, Rodimus.]

[At least there's no sand this time.]

Grimlock | Transformers IDW

[megrimlock]

BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT.

[buttwheel]

[ Grimlock is... big, to say the least. Enough so that Rung, who normally feels rather small anyways, feels a little lost on top of his bulk. At least he's on top, though. He doesn't want to think of how scary it would be to be underneath.

Rung tries his best to put that out of mind, though, from his position straddling Grimlock's waist. Small, deft hands carefully work along Grimlock's armor, sliding over transformation seams and dipping into the gaps between plating. ]

Is this alright?

Chromedome | Transformers IDW

[mnemosurgeon]

[cameramech]

[ The wild Rewind signals it's readiness to mate by headbutting the dominant Chromedome in the only place it can reach.

The groin. ]

River Song | Doctor Who | ota

[hullo_sweetie]

Eric Northman | Trueblood | m/m

[viking_vampire]

have a derp who transforms into an 8ft demi-god when threatened?

[theworldunwinds]

Vincent had just finished taking a shower when he came out in only a towel, and found that there was a man in the bed. A very tall, pale, good looking man. Best deal with this sooner rather than later.

Vincent sat down on the edge of the bed and gave the sleeping man's shoulder a small shake, surprised to find how cold he was.

Oh no he wasn't dead was he?!

"Uh...hey? Hey sir?" he shook him again

Soundwave | Transformers: Prime

[slenderbot]

[inursatellites]

[No one has any problem with tentacles here, right? Right. He's going to do this in the only way he knows how. Attempting to shove his alternate against a wall and send those cables in to do his dirty work.]

[Literally.]

[Bow chicka god why.]

Natasha | mcu | ota

[wipeitout]

Ultra Magnus | Transformers IDW

[thehardway]

[stabbywheelfeet]

I'm going to climb you like a tree.

[Yes, he. Is completely serious about that. Once he figures out where to put his hands. Hands which are, for the moment, just sort of roaming aimlessly.]

Jill Valentine | Resident Evil (Film Series) | Open

[alive_and_kicking]

Gunmax | Brave Police: J-Decker

[engrishdetective]

[fuckinstoplights]

[... HOW WOULD THIS EVEN HAPPEN this time?]

Fulcrum | Transformers IDW

[forcowardice]

Soundwave | Transformers: Shattered Glass

[inferiordude]

[ex_dishonestly997]

[leaning over to whisper against the side of his head] Wake up, handsome.

Drift | Transformers: Shattered Glass

[mechwithamouth]

Rung | Transformers IDW

[buttwheel]

[herald_ramjet]

[Hello Rung. You know that time you were hunted by the Sparkeater?

This is worse.

Much, much worse.]

It's interesting how the brightest of the Children of Primus usually look so... unassuming, burning bright within... Going out spectacularly

[Ramjet just spilled in through a tear in reality in the corner of Rung's office. A tear that hadn't been there an astrosecond before, but who's counting? And while the bulk of Ramjet's staying... in a corner, he still seems to fill the room, and there's some really strange tendrils lurking around Rung's feet.

They probably sting as they touch the metal.]

Tailgate | Transformers IDW

[sixmillionyears]

[slenderpman]

You've never been to a forest like this, have you, Tailgate? No, not this one.
Night. Alone. The moon is not welcoming; it is gone. Black. The stars twinkle just so, but does it help in the span of the choking darkness here? The trees have long limbs, extended out, reaching. Surrounding you as you walk.
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH as your footsteps go.
Where do you go?
With the trees behind you. The trees in front of you.

Ironhide || Transformers: IDW

[arnhaid]

Perceptor | TF IDW | human or bot

[percept]

i call this PERCEPTION

[sciencetank]

[You know, this could be a seriously fascinating experiment. That being, is his alternate self sensitive in the same manner as he is, frame-wise? Does what feels pleasurable on himself feel the same on his alternate?]

[One way to find out.]

[Easy mode first: kissing. He'll start with that and see where it goes.]

Sunstreaker (Transformers: IDW pre-headmaster)

[finheaded]

[autoerotica]

[And look at that, Sunny, you're being admired by a shining crimson 'con, his eyes flashing as he looks over your form.]

And here I thought Autobots didn't know anything about style. Sometimes it's good to be wrong.

Perceptor | Transformers: Fall of Cybertron

[sciencetank]

Soundwave (Transformers: Movies)

[inursatellites]

D3

[noparachutes]

[Well hello there Soundwave, do you like being picked up. Because you are being picked up... And dragged off somewhere a little more private. It's alone time again.]

Loki | mcu | m/m

[neverwantedthethrone]

Sideswipe || WfC/FoC

[idkmybffairraid]

Ironhide (Transformers Movies) | Robot or human

[heavyweaponsbot]