did you get my junk mail?

[sockies]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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peter parker | mcu

[trainees]

[ aged up to 18+, i got u fam. misfires+crosscanon ok! ]

misfire

[tamethatfire]

Puppy, roll over and let me rub your tummy. You'll get a treat later.

"142"/valkyrie | thor: ragnarok

[swig]

[ voicetesting; misfires and cross canon ok. ]

info in journal, play along as you want! misfire or not up to you

[palkyries]

I'm missing your thighs on either side of my face.

Chloe Price | Life is Strange | F/F

[moshpits]

[makeyoulearn]

hey bitch, i've got a big bag of the finest weed, an empty house, and a fancy fucking vibrator, so why aren't you here right now?

karen page | netflix marvel

[translucently]

[castle]

you in?

[ Look — he knows she made it into her apartment just fine since he kept a lookout. But he just wants to be extra, extra, extra sure, okay? ]

brooke maddox ( mtv's scream )

[victimized]

[ m/f. ]

[quarrelsome]

wyd?

Jessica Jones | Netflix Marvel | F/M

[assholic]

[OTA to mistexts. No Kilgraves.]

[mydecorating]

We should take a bath together.

Natasha Romanoff | MCU

[bozhemoi]

[thecanarylives]

You left a hickey on me last night.

There's a Black Widow Bite joke in there, somewhere.

gamora | mcu

[gardenofthegalaxy]

[seekerofvengeance]

Are you awake?

buffy summers | btvs

[gr8muppetyodin]

clary fray | shadowhunters

[outofthinair]

[obdurates]

Boredom and Jace does not a good combination make. Good thing I have an idea

Hermione Granger | Harry Potter

[gryffinger]

Jemma Simmons | Agents of SHIELD

[biochemistry]

[ota with f/f preference]

Nymeria Sand | GOT/ASOIAF (modern)

[sunlits]

[ota with f/f preference]

Alice Brandon Cullen | Twilight (au)

[glintings]

[ota]

Michiru Kaiou | Sailor Moon

[violinists]

[f/f]

Oberyn Martell (au) | got/asoiaf | ota

[ofmisbehaviour]

Sun Wukong | RWBY | M/F

[monkeystowaway]

💕

[herbarium]

Senpai, do you ever think about the future? You and me?

Tsunade / Naruto / OTA

[gambloser]

ßlake ßelladonna ∙ RWBY ∙ OTA

[deadly_belladonna]

cain >> starfighter >> ota

[khuy]

deimos >> starfighter >> ota

[tishina]

Nicolas Brown | GANGSTA. | OTA

[upperdosed]

Akira Kurusu | Persona 5 | m/f

[stolenhearts]

Thor Odinson | MCU | OTA

[thecontender]

[Voicetesting. Ragnarok compliant, so let me know if you'd rather avoid spoilers. Open to everything, from serious to misfires, as well as canon, crosscanon, assumed CR, etc.]

Misfire

[tasermaiden]

I have a jar of Nutella and Jane's visiting a science friend for the weekend. Netflix and chill?

(Spoilers are a-okay! Darcy might freak though!)

Kiyoharu Hyoudou | Ballroom e Youkoso | OTA

[yawner]