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bakerstreet2017-11-06 08:08 pm
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Pet People Shipping

The AU!Pet Person Meme (Shipping & Smut)
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| Hello, and welcome to The Care and Keeping of Your Pet! As you surely know, a pet is a big responsibility, and we're so glad you've decided to be a conscientious master. A safe pet is a happy pet, and this handbook is certain to keep your precious lifelong friend as content as can be. The history of the animal person is a long and difficult one, with their origins not being known even to this day. However, scientists believe that despite our common appearance - most animal people have humanoid forms except for the ears, tails, and sometimes teeth - we share no common ancestry, even if the ascent of this species corresponds with that of the homo sapiens. We gained dominance over each breed thousands of years ago, beginning with the dog type, who have long been considered "man's best friend." Most breeds these days are docile and perfect for owners of any speed. Of course, it is our duty as the superior species to take care of these animal creatures, and this is inherent in their genetic makeup. Everyone knows that an animal person, when matched with their correct human master, is loyal for life - a true "soulmate," if you will. Far be it for us to turn this away! Ever since the Great Domestication, these intelligent and loving animals have served us as friends, workmates, guardians, servants, and sexual companions and will for years to come. Despite recent hubbub from so-called "Pet People's Rights Activists," this way of life is wholesome and good. Scientific research shows that the natural desire of the pet person is to be owned and cared for by a human. So, it's your first pet. What do you need to know?
With that said, thank you and welcome to your first day as a pet's master! |
| >> how to play | |
| Needless to say, The Care and Keeping of Your Pet is a bit biased and full of propaganda, but it gives a good idea of the world your character is now AU's into. They are either a pet person or a human master, and what that means for them varies. So are they a devoted pet or a rebellious animal person looking to buck the system? A generous master or a cruel sexual sadist? Just a normal pet owner? Most likely they're something in between, but when you're raised in this world, it's difficult to see anything different on the horizon. Rules
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As previously stated, pet people come in as many breeds as you can possibly think of. By far and away the most popular are the dog and cat types, but exotic birds and lizards have been gaining popularity among trendsetters from L.A. to Tokyo!
Badou Nails | Dogs: Bullets & Carnage | OTA
etna | disgaea | ota
As a master, she spoils her pet and will let them get away with anything unless it negatively impacts her, at which point she gets strict.]
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As weird as she is, Carol insists she is a pet, and that Etna is her master. No one is really sure how she came to this conclusion, or even when she showed up in Etna's court, but she's there now, an ever-smiling beacon of sunshine and joy that terrifies the hell out of the rest of the vassals.
It's morning now (read: noon), and high time for Etna to be getting up. There are things that a Beauty Queen should be attending to about now, things like petting and praising and saying nice things about her favorite pets. With those thoughts in mind, Carol has climbed into her bed, straddled the sleeping demon below her, and leaned down so that her standard-issue succubus bikini-clad boobs are hanging in her face. Oh, and she's looking down at her. Smiling. Always smiling.]
Etna. Etna, time to get up! Open up your eyes, sleepyhead!
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But not everything. Carol's fawning and adorableness (for a pet!) has won Etna over, but being woken up in the middle of some beauty sleep still puts in her a fowl mood. She opens her eyes as she gets ready to tell her pet to get off her, only to cut herself off at the sight of a pair of breasts--and not much else. They are consuming her entire view.]
What are you doing.
[She is not a morning person. Or a noon person.]
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And what Carol wants is to be adored right now. Yes, she knows Etna has a weakness/fondness/hatred for large breasts. Yes, she's using hers to irritate her master right now. Yes, she knows it's going to work.]
Trying to get you to wake up! You don't need any more beauty sleep, you're already pretty enough.
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Etna scowls and rolls her eyes, but the compliment is more than enough to soothe her temper. She is certainly still irritated, but not enraged.]
Ugh. Yes, that is definitely true, but that doesn't give you the okay to wake me up...or set all your fluff down on me.
[If it were anyone else, she would be calling them a lardass, buuut.]
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Sorry! It's just been a long time since you played with me, I was getting lonely...
[It's been at least twelve hours. For a pet with as many social needs are Carol, that might as well be an eternity. Now that her master is awake, she's beaming like nothing else ever has. It's maximum cuteness combined with maximum jiggle, she really can't be ignored.]
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Jeez. You are a pain.
[Another sigh and she sits upright, making sure to keep Carol on her lap. There are worse ways to be woken up and spending the rest of the afternoon lazily playing with her pet sounds nice, but she is going to continue with the role of exasperated master.]
Trying to smother me in my sleep just get some attention. I need to train you better.
[That weren't that close to her face, much less actually smothering her...]
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But you still like me.
[That's not a question. She's so used to Etna's grumpiness, it doesn't even faze her a little bit. As a matter of fact, she recognizes it as its own brand of affection, and Carol is nothing if not a sponge for all affection heaped on her.]
Sorry, Etna! I'll be more careful next time to remember that you need to breathe. I promise.
[She won't. And that's another thing, she never, ever calls Etna as "master" like so many pets do. On rare occasions she'll refer to her as "my master" when she needs to, but calling her anything but her name to her face? Nope. That would show may too much deference.]
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The least you can do is learn to bring me breakfast in bed. Shoving your oversized milksacks in my face doesn't count.
[She says as sweetly as one can say such a thing. Etna puts a hand to Carol's cheek. An ordinary vassal wouldn't get away without calling her master or queen, but someone she keeps as a pet is another matter.]
So, you want to play, huh? Just what are you in the mood for?
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Hahaha, you're so silly, Etna! I can't cook at all!
[She really can't. She's never had to. People just seem to feed her whenever she's around, for various reasons. Etna's patting of her cheek gets her a very fond rub up against it in return, with a pleased apple-like flush to Carol's plump, rosy cheeks.]
Just like this, pet me more! Say nice things about me!
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Asking a demon to say nice things never stops sounding ridiculous.
[She has the petting down, though. Etna brushes her thumb along Carol's cheek. That and having her this close, in her lap, is quickly putting her in a good mood.]
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Like her being jealous of Metallia's new toy Hundred Knight.]no subject
lemme know if this doesn't work
Also she found Etna cute (still does) and she's also super gay sooooo.Despite how often the two tend to bicker, she's made it quite clear that she doesn't regret the decision she made back then. Nevermind the fact that they can be quite cute together-like right now. After her summon of a certain ancient familiar, Metallia has noticed that her precious pet had been acting a bit strange. It had been a concern, which is why she's glad to be able to spend some time together just like the old days; cuddled up together in her absurdly comfy bed. She's asleep at the point, but as for her pet...]
Veight | Granblue Fantasy | M/M
Down to play with other pets too! ]
elphelt valentine ♥ guilty gear ♥ ota
Pet: a love-starved rabbit who tries her best to be more of a wife than a pet except also tries to hide the fact because it's inappropriate. Bad at both.]
Soren Armani | Original | OTA
frisk | undertale | ota (gen)
Gabriel Reyes // Overwatch // OTA25+
Tseng | FF7 | ota
As a master, quietly affectionate and doting. A pet could probably get away with a lot, prepare to be spoiled. ]
Pero | Tokimeki Mononoke Jogakkou | f/f
Korekiyo Shinguji | New Danganronpa V3 | OTA
In Love With Another and Territorial are all that don't really hit me for this one - outside of that, come at me!]
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was there any doubt she would own people she basically does that in canon anyway. you're her snake now sorry]
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Are there any particular ideas you’d be interested in trying out with regards to these two in a pet-person scenario? If not, I would be happy to cook something up from scratch!]
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Gray Fullbuster | Fairy Tail | OTA
Konoka Konoe | Mahou Sensei Negima | OTA
As a pet though, she's very much a cat, though I'll be happy to adjust for any other flavor of monster-girl pet that you'd like. She'd probably act more like a housewife than pet if otherwise left to her devices. She is very attention starved and affectionate, and high-strung owners may be trolled for their adorable reactions if she's not severely disciplined.
Very interested in pet play being a major factor.]]
Spider-Man | Homecoming | M/M ship or OTA
Cloud Strife | FFVII (crisis core) | m/m
link △ twilight princess △ m/m
Todoroki Shoto | MHA
can also be owner c: ]
Malik Al-Sayf | Assassin's Creed | OTA
Pet: somewhat moody but diligent and loyal. Malik will be a Caracal. With the trademark Expressive, long pointed ears with tufts. and a shorter, tan tail with a black tip.
M/M preferred but open to any. Cross-canon welcome! Modern AU ok too.))
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Cupcake has been good!! No stealing treats.
Fenris | Dragon Age | M/M
Open to any of the prompts, though I'd like something more on the kinky side. Maybe some pet play, a little bdsm, or some dub-con. Hit me up! Cross-canon is welcome, and kink list is in his journal. ]