General texting!

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texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Jessica Jones | Netflix Marvel | OTA

[assholic]

[Open to mistext and intentional. Cast, MCU, and crosscanon welcome.]

[blindninja]

You put lube on my shopping list.
I'm standing in front of what sounds like a glass cabinet full of lube.

[assholic]

I did.

Maybe you should ask someone there for help. You're gonna need a lot of lube.

[blindninja]

No wait you can help me can't you there's twelve types here and no one else around [He could add lying to the list of things to take to confession this week.]

[assholic]

Just yell out that you're a blind man with a sex fetish and you need help with your dick glide.

[blindninja]

[It's not like she didn't know Siri would have read that out aloud. There's radio silence as he stands there fumbling with his phone dying of embarrassment. He's leaving without the lube.]

[assholic]

[Oh, come on, Matt.]

We need regular lube and that warming stuff. Maybe something edible so I don't mind putting you in my mouth after.

[She was clearly not helping.]

[blindninja]

[OK. He's just going to give up and call. And talk quietly.] Remind me again why I put up with you?

[assholic]

Because you're kinky, I'm kinky, and we play well together. That and you love me.

[blindninja]

I'm not- you're- hfff. Fine. You're making me feel up every bottle in front of me and people are giving me strange looks.

[assholic]

Matt, ask someone to help you. You're blind. They don't exactly label lube with braille. I can just imagine you having to ask for condoms. Put me on the phone with them if you want. That way I'm the kinky whore.

[blindninja]

Just because I can't see the labels doesn't mean I can't read them. Do you want this water stuff or silicone?

[assholic]

How does that even work? Water. And the warming stuff. I want to use that the next time I ride you.

[blindninja]

I uh... bumps. In the- in the print. Sticker. [She lost him with that vivid mental image and had his mouth going dry.] Did you... want... anything else?

[assholic]

Flavored, Matty. Don't get distracted. You can use them all on me when you get home.

[blindninja]

I'm not. Distracted. [And then he clears his throat like he was distracted.] Are you there right now?

[assholic]

Mm. I'm taking off my clothes, too. I'm about to jump in your spacious not-pink shower.

[blindninja]

My- my what? Oh shit- [Mr. Parkouring off rooftops just walked into a trolley.]

[assholic]

[He could hear her laughing over the phone.]

I like your body wash. I might just get everything all soapy and slick...

[blindninja]

[She'll hear the muffled short exchange of the blind man trying to 'outsorry' the older gentleman behind the trolley. Somehow, Jessica manages to give him bruises even when she's not around.] Stop it. I'm hanging up now. I'll meet with you later.

[assholic]

[He could hear her turning on the shower, humming as she did.]

You know where I'll be.

[blindninja]

[When he gets back there are no words as he empties out the big paper bag of groceries onto the kitchen counter. Just Matt looking a little traumatised when he hands her the small paper bag of the things she added to his shopping list - not that she'd be able to see that very clearly through his shades. Not even a throwaway 'I hope strawberry's okay'.]

[assholic]

[Sorry, Matt. She's in the shower, slicking up. There's soap suds everywhere, including her, and she just laughs out of the stall.]

Be an adult. I would have tried the damn things in the store.

[blindninja]

[She won't get bothered by him standing there in the bathroom then staring at nothing in particular.] I am an adult. That's why I didn't try them in the store. [Just a slightly repressed and uptight adult who didn't have the easiest time buying lube and warming jelly. He left her bag of horrors next to the sink and skulked back out to the kitchen to put the groceries away.]

[assholic]

Please. How are you going to know you like the flavor or not if you don't try it?

[Called out to him as he left the bathroom, and she laughed to herself as she squirted out more body wash, starting to soap up her breasts now and wondering how much of what she was doing he could pick up.]